Theorem on Salary from School Time Concept
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You may have already seen this before but I thought that it was funny and should be redistributed to the masses. :) Norm, if your out there you should like this about us schoolies. A new Law has just developed. Dilbert's Theorem on Salary - a School Time Concept This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power) Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money) Postulate 3 (as every Physics student knows): Power =Work/Time It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time and since Time =Money, we have: Knowledge = Work / Money Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done. Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make Nick Parker
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You may have already seen this before but I thought that it was funny and should be redistributed to the masses. :) Norm, if your out there you should like this about us schoolies. A new Law has just developed. Dilbert's Theorem on Salary - a School Time Concept This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power) Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money) Postulate 3 (as every Physics student knows): Power =Work/Time It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time and since Time =Money, we have: Knowledge = Work / Money Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done. Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make Nick Parker
Nick Parker wrote: Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make Or rather :- Rich people are stupid :-) Nish p.s. I have taken the liberty of equating stupidity with ignorance, for the sake of this joke :-)
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Nick Parker wrote: Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make Or rather :- Rich people are stupid :-) Nish p.s. I have taken the liberty of equating stupidity with ignorance, for the sake of this joke :-)
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Nick Parker wrote: Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make Or rather :- Rich people are stupid :-) Nish p.s. I have taken the liberty of equating stupidity with ignorance, for the sake of this joke :-)
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Or rather :- Rich people are stupid That I would say is a very valid point. Nick Parker
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Or rather :- Rich people are stupid That I would say is a very valid point. Nick Parker
Here is another one: Postulate 1: Time is Money (Time = Money) Postulate 2: Money is the root of all evil (Money = SqRoot(Evil)) Postulate 3: Women require time and money (Women = Time * Money) Therefore: Women = Money * Money as Time = Money As Money = SqRoot(Evil) then Money * Money = Evil Therefore it can be concluded that... Women = Evil :laugh: Aoife
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Here is another one: Postulate 1: Time is Money (Time = Money) Postulate 2: Money is the root of all evil (Money = SqRoot(Evil)) Postulate 3: Women require time and money (Women = Time * Money) Therefore: Women = Money * Money as Time = Money As Money = SqRoot(Evil) then Money * Money = Evil Therefore it can be concluded that... Women = Evil :laugh: Aoife
Very clever. :) Nick Parker
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Or rather :- Rich people are stupid That I would say is a very valid point. Nick Parker
I would have to disagree. Any person I know of who has made themselves rich are usually very smart and incredibly driven. Now if we are talking about the rich people that inherited daddys money on the other hand - I would have to say that they aren't stupid as much as pampered an spoiled. Dave Huff 'tis a silly place!
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Rich people are stupid Originally I saw this as a proof that rich people are stupid. Isaac Sasson, Lean, mean posting machine! Sonork ID 100.13704
Isaac Sasson wrote: Originally I saw this as a proof that rich people are stupid. That's the corollary Nish
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Here is another one: Postulate 1: Time is Money (Time = Money) Postulate 2: Money is the root of all evil (Money = SqRoot(Evil)) Postulate 3: Women require time and money (Women = Time * Money) Therefore: Women = Money * Money as Time = Money As Money = SqRoot(Evil) then Money * Money = Evil Therefore it can be concluded that... Women = Evil :laugh: Aoife
Aoife wrote: Here is another one: Postulate 1: Time is Money (Time = Money) Postulate 2: Money is the root of all evil (Money = SqRoot(Evil)) Postulate 3: Women require time and money (Women = Time * Money) Therefore: Women = Money * Money as Time = Money As Money = SqRoot(Evil) then Money * Money = Evil Therefore it can be concluded that... Women = Evil Ok... maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here but considering your name appears to be Aoife, aren't you a woman... saying that your evil....????
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