What's so great about opposable thumbs anyway?
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Nope. They would use a different finger and might get run over! :laugh:
In which case they would be stuck _TO_ the road....or the car?...
adMIn, WhAtS WRonG wITH tHe BoArd? WhY ARe thE LetTErS aLl JUMPeY?
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Ray Cassick wrote:
I can do buttons without my thumbs. Just takes a bit longer.
Yeah, but by that point the guy with the thumbs has got dressed, stolen your date, and had sex with her. Your shirt-button fumbling just naturally selected your thumblessness out of the gene pool, buddy.
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too late [^] ;) :rolleyes: :laugh: Steve
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I'm half asleep this morning, making coffee and for some reason the purported "fact" of how great opposable thumbs are popped into my head. You've heard it before, "opposable thumbs...toolmaking...intelligence blah blah blah". Some scientist or pundit of some kind makes a comment about how great opposable thumbs are and how they account for all sorts of supposed advancements for those that have them. So anyway, I'm making coffee and I think to myself "yeah! What *is* the deal with opposable thumbs anyway" so I make coffee without using my thumbs, piece of cake! Even though it's a laborious complex operation involving a grinder, an espresso machine, microwaving piping hot cups of hot milk etc etc. Nope, no need for them yet... Then I think "Oh yeah because you need thumbs to use tools" that's what they're always saying...but then again, you don't really. In fact all you really need is at least one, prefereably two fingers that can curl back against your palm. And in fact if by some weird twist of fate every human suddenly lost both their thumbs all at the same time would civilization come to a stand still? would we all start walking around on all fours grunting and scratching our asses? No, of course not! We'd re-arrange our environment to suit and get on with it all -- easy peasy! I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to tempt fate here or anything, I like my thumbs just fine :), but they aren't as significant as they are purported to be.
Well, when management can't fit their heads in it, it gives them something else to put up there.
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I'm half asleep this morning, making coffee and for some reason the purported "fact" of how great opposable thumbs are popped into my head. You've heard it before, "opposable thumbs...toolmaking...intelligence blah blah blah". Some scientist or pundit of some kind makes a comment about how great opposable thumbs are and how they account for all sorts of supposed advancements for those that have them. So anyway, I'm making coffee and I think to myself "yeah! What *is* the deal with opposable thumbs anyway" so I make coffee without using my thumbs, piece of cake! Even though it's a laborious complex operation involving a grinder, an espresso machine, microwaving piping hot cups of hot milk etc etc. Nope, no need for them yet... Then I think "Oh yeah because you need thumbs to use tools" that's what they're always saying...but then again, you don't really. In fact all you really need is at least one, prefereably two fingers that can curl back against your palm. And in fact if by some weird twist of fate every human suddenly lost both their thumbs all at the same time would civilization come to a stand still? would we all start walking around on all fours grunting and scratching our asses? No, of course not! We'd re-arrange our environment to suit and get on with it all -- easy peasy! I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to tempt fate here or anything, I like my thumbs just fine :), but they aren't as significant as they are purported to be.
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too late [^] ;) :rolleyes: :laugh: Steve
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I'm half asleep this morning, making coffee and for some reason the purported "fact" of how great opposable thumbs are popped into my head. You've heard it before, "opposable thumbs...toolmaking...intelligence blah blah blah". Some scientist or pundit of some kind makes a comment about how great opposable thumbs are and how they account for all sorts of supposed advancements for those that have them. So anyway, I'm making coffee and I think to myself "yeah! What *is* the deal with opposable thumbs anyway" so I make coffee without using my thumbs, piece of cake! Even though it's a laborious complex operation involving a grinder, an espresso machine, microwaving piping hot cups of hot milk etc etc. Nope, no need for them yet... Then I think "Oh yeah because you need thumbs to use tools" that's what they're always saying...but then again, you don't really. In fact all you really need is at least one, prefereably two fingers that can curl back against your palm. And in fact if by some weird twist of fate every human suddenly lost both their thumbs all at the same time would civilization come to a stand still? would we all start walking around on all fours grunting and scratching our asses? No, of course not! We'd re-arrange our environment to suit and get on with it all -- easy peasy! I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to tempt fate here or anything, I like my thumbs just fine :), but they aren't as significant as they are purported to be.
Perhaps you haven't seen "The Presidio"?
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Ray Cassick wrote:
I can do buttons without my thumbs. Just takes a bit longer.
Yeah, but by that point the guy with the thumbs has got dressed, stolen your date, and had sex with her. Your shirt-button fumbling just naturally selected your thumblessness out of the gene pool, buddy.
I just realized how important thumbs are for unfastening a bra.
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I'm half asleep this morning, making coffee and for some reason the purported "fact" of how great opposable thumbs are popped into my head. You've heard it before, "opposable thumbs...toolmaking...intelligence blah blah blah". Some scientist or pundit of some kind makes a comment about how great opposable thumbs are and how they account for all sorts of supposed advancements for those that have them. So anyway, I'm making coffee and I think to myself "yeah! What *is* the deal with opposable thumbs anyway" so I make coffee without using my thumbs, piece of cake! Even though it's a laborious complex operation involving a grinder, an espresso machine, microwaving piping hot cups of hot milk etc etc. Nope, no need for them yet... Then I think "Oh yeah because you need thumbs to use tools" that's what they're always saying...but then again, you don't really. In fact all you really need is at least one, prefereably two fingers that can curl back against your palm. And in fact if by some weird twist of fate every human suddenly lost both their thumbs all at the same time would civilization come to a stand still? would we all start walking around on all fours grunting and scratching our asses? No, of course not! We'd re-arrange our environment to suit and get on with it all -- easy peasy! I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to tempt fate here or anything, I like my thumbs just fine :), but they aren't as significant as they are purported to be.