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How do the various titans of the computing industry describe a lowly glass of milk?* Optimist>The glass is half full.
- Pessimist>The glass is half empty
- Futurist>The milk's in the wrong half of the glass
- Pascal programmer>Well, what type of milk is it?
- C Programmer>No thanks, I drink stright from the jug
- Assembly programmer>No thanks; I drink stright from the cow
- Basic Programmer>No thanks; I'm still breast feeding
- MIS COBOL Programmer>I'LL DRINK IT IF YOU GIVE ME UNTIL NEXT YEAR
- Fuzzy Logic guy >I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk
- Prolog Programmer >I know I drank it - just don't ask me how
- Non-Procedural Language Programmer>I drank it when nobody was looking
- UI Designer>What's that crap in my glass?
- Pentium User>I drank (Glass * .49999999...) but don't hold me to that
- Windows User>Where's my straw?
- Mac User>Where's my pump?
- UNIX User >Nahhh... too easy
- Multimedia author or Shareware game author> That glass is free; the next one you have to pay for
- Security Consultant >Where'd the rest of the milk go?
- CIA>What makes you think that's milk???
- NSA >We know what it really is
- Copy Protection Crazies >Somebody drank half my milk and didn't pay for it!
- Free Software Foundation>The milk is the cow's contribution to all mankind!
- Bill Gates >Not enough market share to be Microsoft MilkTM
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How do the various titans of the computing industry describe a lowly glass of milk?* Optimist>The glass is half full.
- Pessimist>The glass is half empty
- Futurist>The milk's in the wrong half of the glass
- Pascal programmer>Well, what type of milk is it?
- C Programmer>No thanks, I drink stright from the jug
- Assembly programmer>No thanks; I drink stright from the cow
- Basic Programmer>No thanks; I'm still breast feeding
- MIS COBOL Programmer>I'LL DRINK IT IF YOU GIVE ME UNTIL NEXT YEAR
- Fuzzy Logic guy >I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk
- Prolog Programmer >I know I drank it - just don't ask me how
- Non-Procedural Language Programmer>I drank it when nobody was looking
- UI Designer>What's that crap in my glass?
- Pentium User>I drank (Glass * .49999999...) but don't hold me to that
- Windows User>Where's my straw?
- Mac User>Where's my pump?
- UNIX User >Nahhh... too easy
- Multimedia author or Shareware game author> That glass is free; the next one you have to pay for
- Security Consultant >Where'd the rest of the milk go?
- CIA>What makes you think that's milk???
- NSA >We know what it really is
- Copy Protection Crazies >Somebody drank half my milk and didn't pay for it!
- Free Software Foundation>The milk is the cow's contribution to all mankind!
- Bill Gates >Not enough market share to be Microsoft MilkTM
Regardz Colin Davies