Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. JOTD

JOTD

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
question
38 Posts 20 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • N Nirosh

    But I thought it is an essay

    L.W.C. Nirosh. Colombo, Sri Lanka.

    B Offline
    B Offline
    Bradml
    wrote on last edited by
    #24

    Probably why most of us failed...


    Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

    E 1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • C Colin Angus Mackay

      The problem I have with the joke - and I don't mean to over analyse - is that the wife seems quite caring and supportive. The comparison of married life to a jail sentence seems to be invalid in this case. Now, if the wife came down stairs and started castigating him for sitting crying in the middle of the night and not being manly enough then it might be a better comparison.


      Upcoming events: * Glasgow Geek Dinner (5th March) * Glasgow: Tell us what you want to see in 2007 My: Website | Blog | Photos

      E Offline
      E Offline
      ednrgc
      wrote on last edited by
      #25

      Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

      The problem I have with the joke - and I don't mean to over analyse - is that the wife seems quite caring and supportive. The comparison of married life to a jail sentence seems to be invalid in this case. Now, if the wife came down stairs and started castigating him for sitting crying in the middle of the night and not being manly enough then it might be a better comparison.

      ...and your wife is over your shoulder while you were typing this. :laugh::laugh:

      C 1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • Q quiteSmart

        I didn't know it is an old one. It is the first time i read it:confused::confused:

        J Offline
        J Offline
        J4amieC
        wrote on last edited by
        #26

        Newsflash... a joke can be old AND you might not have heard it.

        --- How to get answers to your questions[^]

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • E ednrgc

          Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

          The problem I have with the joke - and I don't mean to over analyse - is that the wife seems quite caring and supportive. The comparison of married life to a jail sentence seems to be invalid in this case. Now, if the wife came down stairs and started castigating him for sitting crying in the middle of the night and not being manly enough then it might be a better comparison.

          ...and your wife is over your shoulder while you were typing this. :laugh::laugh:

          C Offline
          C Offline
          Colin Angus Mackay
          wrote on last edited by
          #27

          ednrgc wrote:

          ...and your wife is over your shoulder while you were typing this.

          My Ex and I split up in July, 2003. I've never been happier. If she ever needs to communicate with me, she knows who my solicitor is.


          Upcoming events: * Glasgow Geek Dinner (5th March) * Glasgow: Tell us what you want to see in 2007 My: Website | Blog | Photos

          E 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • C Colin Angus Mackay

            ednrgc wrote:

            ...and your wife is over your shoulder while you were typing this.

            My Ex and I split up in July, 2003. I've never been happier. If she ever needs to communicate with me, she knows who my solicitor is.


            Upcoming events: * Glasgow Geek Dinner (5th March) * Glasgow: Tell us what you want to see in 2007 My: Website | Blog | Photos

            E Offline
            E Offline
            ednrgc
            wrote on last edited by
            #28

            Actually, I liked your HP reference in the original edit. :laugh:

            C 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • E ednrgc

              Actually, I liked your HP reference in the original edit. :laugh:

              C Offline
              C Offline
              Colin Angus Mackay
              wrote on last edited by
              #29

              Well, since my finances were ripped apart by the split, putting me £25K in debt (I had to buy out her half of the house even although she never paid any of the mortgage and I took on her credit card debt*) by the end of it, I thought it better to remove the reference lest it cost me more. * Actually that was partly my own stupid fault for making her a second card holder on my account. Since the settlement demanded she only repay £4K of it, I was lumped with the rest


              Upcoming events: * Glasgow Geek Dinner (5th March) * Glasgow: Tell us what you want to see in 2007 My: Website | Blog | Photos

              E 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • C Colin Angus Mackay

                Well, since my finances were ripped apart by the split, putting me £25K in debt (I had to buy out her half of the house even although she never paid any of the mortgage and I took on her credit card debt*) by the end of it, I thought it better to remove the reference lest it cost me more. * Actually that was partly my own stupid fault for making her a second card holder on my account. Since the settlement demanded she only repay £4K of it, I was lumped with the rest


                Upcoming events: * Glasgow Geek Dinner (5th March) * Glasgow: Tell us what you want to see in 2007 My: Website | Blog | Photos

                E Offline
                E Offline
                ednrgc
                wrote on last edited by
                #30

                :laugh: It's a scary thought that your ex would check this board for negative references. :omg:

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • C Colin Angus Mackay

                  The problem I have with the joke - and I don't mean to over analyse - is that the wife seems quite caring and supportive. The comparison of married life to a jail sentence seems to be invalid in this case. Now, if the wife came down stairs and started castigating him for sitting crying in the middle of the night and not being manly enough then it might be a better comparison.


                  Upcoming events: * Glasgow Geek Dinner (5th March) * Glasgow: Tell us what you want to see in 2007 My: Website | Blog | Photos

                  P Offline
                  P Offline
                  peterchen
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #31

                  The ugly thing about jail is not someone caring about you, but loss of control. Just saying.


                  Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Velopers, Develprs, Developers!
                  We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
                  Linkify!|Fold With Us!

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • C Colin Angus Mackay

                    The problem I have with the joke - and I don't mean to over analyse - is that the wife seems quite caring and supportive. The comparison of married life to a jail sentence seems to be invalid in this case. Now, if the wife came down stairs and started castigating him for sitting crying in the middle of the night and not being manly enough then it might be a better comparison.


                    Upcoming events: * Glasgow Geek Dinner (5th March) * Glasgow: Tell us what you want to see in 2007 My: Website | Blog | Photos

                    B Offline
                    B Offline
                    Brady Kelly
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #32

                    One should never analyze a joke.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • B Bradml

                      Probably why most of us failed...


                      Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

                      E Offline
                      E Offline
                      El Corazon
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #33

                      Bradml wrote:

                      Probably why most of us failed...

                      and some of us twice! :doh:

                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

                      S 1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • E El Corazon

                        Bradml wrote:

                        Probably why most of us failed...

                        and some of us twice! :doh:

                        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

                        S Offline
                        S Offline
                        S Douglas
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #34

                        Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                        some of us twice

                        Going for that whole third times a charm, eh? :rolleyes:


                        I'd love to help, but unfortunatley I have prior commitments monitoring the length of my grass. :Andrew Bleakley:

                        E 1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • S S Douglas

                          Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                          some of us twice

                          Going for that whole third times a charm, eh? :rolleyes:


                          I'd love to help, but unfortunatley I have prior commitments monitoring the length of my grass. :Andrew Bleakley:

                          E Offline
                          E Offline
                          El Corazon
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #35

                          S Douglas wrote:

                          Going for that whole third times a charm, eh?

                          well... there is always three strikes and you are out... yours sounds better. :rolleyes:

                          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

                          S 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • E El Corazon

                            S Douglas wrote:

                            Going for that whole third times a charm, eh?

                            well... there is always three strikes and you are out... yours sounds better. :rolleyes:

                            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

                            S Offline
                            S Offline
                            S Douglas
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #36

                            Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                            there is always three strikes and you are out

                            Think positively, the world is has enough negativity for a dozen lifetimes (I realize that’s slightly counterintuitive but don’t put to much thought into it).


                            I'd love to help, but unfortunatley I have prior commitments monitoring the length of my grass. :Andrew Bleakley:

                            E 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • S S Douglas

                              Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                              there is always three strikes and you are out

                              Think positively, the world is has enough negativity for a dozen lifetimes (I realize that’s slightly counterintuitive but don’t put to much thought into it).


                              I'd love to help, but unfortunatley I have prior commitments monitoring the length of my grass. :Andrew Bleakley:

                              E Offline
                              E Offline
                              El Corazon
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #37

                              S Douglas wrote:

                              Think positively, the world is has enough negativity for a dozen lifetimes

                              I was joking. :) Jeremy and I already carried on the sports thing all the way through many sports the other day. I ended up on the fact I am an old Tennis player (I haven't picked up a racket in two decades though): Tennis is a romantic sport, even when you have nothing, you have "love". don't forget that three strikes in bowling is a VERY good thing. :-D Plus my new girlfriend is nothing like my exes.

                              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

                              S 1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • E El Corazon

                                S Douglas wrote:

                                Think positively, the world is has enough negativity for a dozen lifetimes

                                I was joking. :) Jeremy and I already carried on the sports thing all the way through many sports the other day. I ended up on the fact I am an old Tennis player (I haven't picked up a racket in two decades though): Tennis is a romantic sport, even when you have nothing, you have "love". don't forget that three strikes in bowling is a VERY good thing. :-D Plus my new girlfriend is nothing like my exes.

                                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

                                S Offline
                                S Offline
                                S Douglas
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #38

                                Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                                I was joking.

                                As was I, I just failed to put the little :) in there.

                                Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                                Plus my new girlfriend is nothing like my exes

                                It's always good in the beginning, a year from now it when it really starts to count. :)


                                I'd love to help, but unfortunatley I have prior commitments monitoring the length of my grass. :Andrew Bleakley:

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                Reply
                                • Reply as topic
                                Log in to reply
                                • Oldest to Newest
                                • Newest to Oldest
                                • Most Votes


                                • Login

                                • Don't have an account? Register

                                • Login or register to search.
                                • First post
                                  Last post
                                0
                                • Categories
                                • Recent
                                • Tags
                                • Popular
                                • World
                                • Users
                                • Groups