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  • F Feline C

    Shouldn't you be happy? I 've come across "No Bridge.Swim"

    "One Rose can be my garden, One Friend, my World"

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    Prakash Nadar
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    Feline C wrote:

    Shouldn't you be happy?

    Well, if they know its a weak bridge, what are they waiting for to make it stronger?


    -Prakash

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      About 10 meters ahead of a bridge on Mumbai-Nasik highway while I was driving at 70kmph. "Weak bridge, drive slow" :omg:


      -Prakash

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      Ashley van Gerven
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      How about the sign on the bus that says "Vacate this seat for less mobile passangers". As far as my logic goes, everyone on the bus is equally mobile :)

      "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

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      • P Prakash Nadar

        About 10 meters ahead of a bridge on Mumbai-Nasik highway while I was driving at 70kmph. "Weak bridge, drive slow" :omg:


        -Prakash

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        Eytukan
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        Atleast you didn't find like : "Dangerou Weak Bridge, proceed with escorting trucks ". btw, I could imagine, how you'd have bypassed the brige by a quick jump with your car. :laugh:


        Press: 1500 to 2,200 messages in just 6 days? How's that possible sir? **Dr.Brad :**Well,I just replied to everything Graus did and then argued with Negus for a bit.

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          Feline C wrote:

          Shouldn't you be happy?

          Well, if they know its a weak bridge, what are they waiting for to make it stronger?


          -Prakash

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          Eytukan
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          Well, they wait till someone falls under, freeing them from demolition works.


          Press: 1500 to 2,200 messages in just 6 days? How's that possible sir? **Dr.Brad :**Well,I just replied to everything Graus did and then argued with Negus for a bit.

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          • P Prakash Nadar

            About 10 meters ahead of a bridge on Mumbai-Nasik highway while I was driving at 70kmph. "Weak bridge, drive slow" :omg:


            -Prakash

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            Clickok
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            Feel yourself lucky. Here in Brazil, you will pass one similar bridge with none sign board.:sigh:


            Engaged in learning of English grammar ;)
            For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.(John 3:16) :badger:

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            • P Prakash Nadar

              About 10 meters ahead of a bridge on Mumbai-Nasik highway while I was driving at 70kmph. "Weak bridge, drive slow" :omg:


              -Prakash

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              peterchen
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              I seem to work with a different definition of "funny"...


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              • A Ashley van Gerven

                How about the sign on the bus that says "Vacate this seat for less mobile passangers". As far as my logic goes, everyone on the bus is equally mobile :)

                "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

                CP article: SmartPager - a Flickr-style pager control with go-to-page popup layer.

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                Deian
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                ROFL :laugh:

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                • E Eytukan

                  Well, they wait till someone falls under, freeing them from demolition works.


                  Press: 1500 to 2,200 messages in just 6 days? How's that possible sir? **Dr.Brad :**Well,I just replied to everything Graus did and then argued with Negus for a bit.

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                  :laugh:

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                  • A Ashley van Gerven

                    How about the sign on the bus that says "Vacate this seat for less mobile passangers". As far as my logic goes, everyone on the bus is equally mobile :)

                    "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

                    CP article: SmartPager - a Flickr-style pager control with go-to-page popup layer.

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                    Paul Watson
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                    Ashley van Gerven wrote:

                    As far as my logic goes

                    (Just checking you are making a joke. Right?)

                    regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

                    Shog9 wrote:

                    And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...

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                      Feel yourself lucky. Here in Brazil, you will pass one similar bridge with none sign board.:sigh:


                      Engaged in learning of English grammar ;)
                      For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.(John 3:16) :badger:

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                      Daniel Turini
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                      Once, in Ferraz de Vasconcelos, I crossed a large bridge (praying) with a sign "Weak bridge: it can support only one car, so don't cross it if other car is on the bridge".

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                      • P Prakash Nadar

                        About 10 meters ahead of a bridge on Mumbai-Nasik highway while I was driving at 70kmph. "Weak bridge, drive slow" :omg:


                        -Prakash

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                        Feline C
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                        See how famous you are! Now the board says "Weak Bridge. Drive As Fast As You Could":laugh:

                        "One Rose can be my garden, One Friend, my World"

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                        • P Paul Watson

                          Ashley van Gerven wrote:

                          As far as my logic goes

                          (Just checking you are making a joke. Right?)

                          regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

                          Shog9 wrote:

                          And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...

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                          Ashley van Gerven
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                          Ummmm, yep :->. I get what they mean.. but slightly ambiguous wording IMO :).

                          "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

                          CP article: SmartPager - a Flickr-style pager control with go-to-page popup layer.

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                            Well, they wait till someone falls under, freeing them from demolition works.


                            Press: 1500 to 2,200 messages in just 6 days? How's that possible sir? **Dr.Brad :**Well,I just replied to everything Graus did and then argued with Negus for a bit.

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                            WillemM
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                            And then they change the sign to: "No bridge, swim". Governments... ;P

                            WM. What about weapons of mass-construction? "What? Its an Apple MacBook Pro. They are sexy!" - Paul Watson

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                              And then they change the sign to: "No bridge, swim". Governments... ;P

                              WM. What about weapons of mass-construction? "What? Its an Apple MacBook Pro. They are sexy!" - Paul Watson

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                              Eytukan
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                              LOL!!:-D


                              Press: 1500 to 2,200 messages in just 6 days? How's that possible sir? **Dr.Brad :**Well,I just replied to everything Graus did and then argued with Negus for a bit.

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                              • P Prakash Nadar

                                Feline C wrote:

                                Shouldn't you be happy?

                                Well, if they know its a weak bridge, what are they waiting for to make it stronger?


                                -Prakash

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                                Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                Mr.Prakash wrote:

                                what are they waiting for to make it stronger?

                                For you to cross it?


                                Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero ப்ரம்மா

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                                • F Feline C

                                  See how famous you are! Now the board says "Weak Bridge. Drive As Fast As You Could":laugh:

                                  "One Rose can be my garden, One Friend, my World"

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                                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                  Feline C wrote:

                                  See how famous you are! Now the board says "Weak Bridge. Drive As Fast As You Could"

                                  LOLOL


                                  Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero ப்ரம்மா

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                                    Feline C wrote:

                                    See how famous you are! Now the board says "Weak Bridge. Drive As Fast As You Could"

                                    LOLOL


                                    Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero ப்ரம்மா

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                                    Feline C
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                                    :)

                                    "One Rose can be my garden, One Friend, my World"

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                                    • P Prakash Nadar

                                      About 10 meters ahead of a bridge on Mumbai-Nasik highway while I was driving at 70kmph. "Weak bridge, drive slow" :omg:


                                      -Prakash

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                                      Rocky Moore
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                                      When I first moved to Ohio, a road sign over the interstate made me smile. It was "Needmore road 2 miles ahead". It makes me wonder about the story behind the name of that road ;)

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                                        When I first moved to Ohio, a road sign over the interstate made me smile. It was "Needmore road 2 miles ahead". It makes me wonder about the story behind the name of that road ;)

                                        Rocky <>< Latest Code Blog Post: OpenID/CardSpace - Is it time? Latest Tech Blog Post: Scratch: fun for all ages for free!

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                                        Feline C
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                                        Rocky Moore wrote:

                                        Needmore road 2 miles ahead"

                                        May I humbly suggest a "Nomore road 2 miles ahead" ? :cool:

                                        "One Rose can be my garden, One Friend, my World"

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