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Ok, who doesn't want one of these?

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  • P Phil J Pearson

    Me.

    Phil


    The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.

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    El Corazon
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    Me squared.

    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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      Me squared.

      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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      Gary Wheeler
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      Let's see. If E = mc2, then to get (Me)2 you need ... ... lots of pencil scratching ... Oh god. You crossed the streams...


      Software Zen: delete this;

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      • B Bradml

        I'm ordering tomorrow: Linkety[^]


        Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

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        Marc Clifton
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        No thanks. I'd rather stand. Marc

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        People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
        There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
        People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith

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        • B Bradml

          I'm ordering tomorrow: Linkety[^]


          Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

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          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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          That looks like a fun practical joke for our next dinner party! :laugh:

          Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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          • B Bradml

            I'm ordering tomorrow: Linkety[^]


            Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

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            Frank Kerrigan
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            Not sure they'd go with my Gothic castle theme.

            Grady Booch: I told Google to their face...what you need is some serious adult supervision. (2007 Turing lecture) http:\\www.frankkerrigan.com

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            • B Bradml

              I'm ordering tomorrow: Linkety[^]


              Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

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              Eric Dahlvang
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              They're missing an h.

              --EricDV Sig--------- Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. - Laurence J. Peters

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              • B Bradml

                I'm ordering tomorrow: Linkety[^]


                Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

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                lost in transition
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                Maybe they can make the 'any key':sigh:. I have been looking for the 'any key' on my keyboard ever since Windows came out. I can't same to find a keyboard with it.;P


                God Bless, Jason
                Programmer: A biological machine designed to convert caffeine into code.
                Developer: A person who develops working systems by writing and using software. [^]

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                • B Bradml

                  I'm ordering tomorrow: Linkety[^]


                  Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

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                  JoeSox
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                  No thanks, I'll pass. I started looking into pimp'in my ride with a spare pc I have and possibly getting some thing this[^] Its the power I need to figure out next.

                  Later, JoeSox "Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work." -Aristotle CPMCv1.0 ↔ humanaiproject.org ↔ Last.fm

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                  • E Eric Dahlvang

                    They're missing an h.

                    --EricDV Sig--------- Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. - Laurence J. Peters

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                    Antony M Kancidrowski
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                    ...Sith, may the force be with you! ;)

                    Ant. I'm hard, yet soft.
                    I'm coloured, yet clear.
                    I'm fruity and sweet.
                    I'm jelly, what am I? Muse on it further, I shall return!
                    - David Walliams (Little Britain)

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                    • B Bradml

                      I'm ordering tomorrow: Linkety[^]


                      Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

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                      Antony M Kancidrowski
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                      #14

                      I for one think they look cool. That is the nerd talking I guess... :D

                      Ant. I'm hard, yet soft.
                      I'm coloured, yet clear.
                      I'm fruity and sweet.
                      I'm jelly, what am I? Muse on it further, I shall return!
                      - David Walliams (Little Britain)

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                      • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                        That looks like a fun practical joke for our next dinner party! :laugh:

                        Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                        Lost User
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                        Buy three with Ctrl, Alt and Del then when people sit on all three yell "Reboot!".

                        The tigress is here :-D

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                          Buy three with Ctrl, Alt and Del then when people sit on all three yell "Reboot!".

                          The tigress is here :-D

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                          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                          "That's like just a Balmer, dude..." :groan:

                          Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                            No thanks, I'll pass. I started looking into pimp'in my ride with a spare pc I have and possibly getting some thing this[^] Its the power I need to figure out next.

                            Later, JoeSox "Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work." -Aristotle CPMCv1.0 ↔ humanaiproject.org ↔ Last.fm

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                            DavidNohejl
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                            I don;t know much japanese/chinese/whatever but this looks like asp to me: <% startrw = 0 endrw = HLooper1__index numberColumns = 1 numrows = 2 while((numrows <> 0) AND (Not Recordset1.EOF)) startrw = endrw + 1 endrw = endrw + numberColumns %> <% While ((startrw <= endrw) AND (Not Recordset1.EOF)) %> <% startrw = startrw + 1 Recordset1.MoveNext() Wend %> <% numrows=numrows-1 Wend %> http://www.lilliputweb.net/home.html[^] :rolleyes: edit: in IE it looks ok but view source, code between <% %> is still there.


                            "Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony. " - Morpheus

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                            • B Bradml

                              I'm ordering tomorrow: Linkety[^]


                              Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

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                              Ashley van Gerven
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                              Just don't let any dislexic people into your office ;P

                              "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

                              CP article: SmartPager - a Flickr-style pager control with go-to-page popup layer.

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                                Bradml wrote:

                                Linkety[^]

                                Someone spends too much time here!

                                The tigress is here :-D

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                                code frog 0
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                                Trollslayer wrote:

                                Someone spends too much time here!

                                Hey! I've hardly been here at all the last 2 days. Been doing a Swing Migration of an SBS 2000 to SBS 2003 server.:sigh: I'm very tired now.:zzz:

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                                  Trollslayer wrote:

                                  Someone spends too much time here!

                                  Hey! I've hardly been here at all the last 2 days. Been doing a Swing Migration of an SBS 2000 to SBS 2003 server.:sigh: I'm very tired now.:zzz:

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                                  Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                  In my experience the most fun way to deal with swings is to drink a pint of Guinness at the same time and try not to spill any.... ;P

                                  Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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