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  • D David Stone

    Meeting a girl in a wifi cafe[^] :laugh:

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    leckey 0
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    Personally mine is finding a guy with the biggest hard drive.

    _________________________________________ You can't fix stupid, but you can medicate crazy.

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      Personally mine is finding a guy with the biggest hard drive.

      _________________________________________ You can't fix stupid, but you can medicate crazy.

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      David Stone
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      Suppose I shoulda qualified my original statement with "every male geek's fantasy". ;)

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        Personally mine is finding a guy with the biggest hard drive.

        _________________________________________ You can't fix stupid, but you can medicate crazy.

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        Chris Meech
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        ROTFLMAO. touche. (where'e the fucking accent when you need it.) :)

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        • D David Stone

          Meeting a girl in a wifi cafe[^] :laugh:

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          There's a certain... isolation often found in wifi cafes. Personal space, etc. My preferred fantasy is similar, but takes place on an airplane. In the cheap seats. It involves a large, heavy tome on CG principles and practice, and ends with a spirited discussion on techniques for simulating claustrophobia. ...i get really bored on planes... :doh:

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            Personally mine is finding a guy with the biggest hard drive.

            _________________________________________ You can't fix stupid, but you can medicate crazy.

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            El Corazon
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            leckey wrote:

            is finding a guy with the biggest hard drive

            sorry, I am now taken. Try for the 2nd largest. ;P

            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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              Personally mine is finding a guy with the biggest hard drive.

              _________________________________________ You can't fix stupid, but you can medicate crazy.

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              Lost User
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              leckey wrote:

              Personally mine is finding a guy with the biggest hard drive.

              You don't like guys with big floppy drives? :laugh:

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              • D David Stone

                Meeting a girl in a wifi cafe[^] :laugh:

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                peterchen
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                I don't get it


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                  Personally mine is finding a guy with the biggest hard drive.

                  _________________________________________ You can't fix stupid, but you can medicate crazy.

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                  clickety[^] (And it's all just table of contents!)


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                    I don't get it


                    Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Velopers, Develprs, Developers!
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                    The joke is that he's watching her network traffic with Ethereal (Wireshark) and snooping on her conversation with her friend...

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                    • D David Stone

                      Meeting a girl in a wifi cafe[^] :laugh:

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                      Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                      Beth and I met on a message board - does that count? :laugh: It was a few weeks later when we got around to talking about mundane stuff like work, and discovered we were both C++ developers. ::->

                      Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                        Personally mine is finding a guy with the biggest hard drive.

                        _________________________________________ You can't fix stupid, but you can medicate crazy.

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                        It's not the size that counts, it's the RPM


                        Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

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                        • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                          Beth and I met on a message board - does that count? :laugh: It was a few weeks later when we got around to talking about mundane stuff like work, and discovered we were both C++ developers. ::->

                          Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                          Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

                          It was a few weeks later when we got around to talking about mundane stuff like work

                          Do we even want to know what happened in the mean time ?? :->

                          V. I found a living worth working for, but haven't found work worth living for.

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                            Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

                            It was a few weeks later when we got around to talking about mundane stuff like work

                            Do we even want to know what happened in the mean time ?? :->

                            V. I found a living worth working for, but haven't found work worth living for.

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                            Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                            No. ;P

                            Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                            • D David Stone

                              The joke is that he's watching her network traffic with Ethereal (Wireshark) and snooping on her conversation with her friend...

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                              peterchen
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                              But why would he throw down the laptop?


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                              • B Bradml

                                It's not the size that counts, it's the RPM


                                Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

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                                Chris Kaiser
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                                And here I thought it was the speed of sector access.

                                This statement was never false.

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                                  But why would he throw down the laptop?


                                  Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Velopers, Develprs, Developers!
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                                  Chris Kaiser
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                                  She mentioned that there was a wierd looking geek peeping at her? Dunno.

                                  This statement was never false.

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                                  • D David Stone

                                    Suppose I shoulda qualified my original statement with "every male geek's fantasy". ;)

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                                    ednrgc
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                                    Unfortunately, it's usually (most) female geeks fantasy as well. :laugh::omg:

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