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  • H HakunaMatada

    This arrived in the mail today. Thought I would share it with you. Headlines from the Year 2029 - Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia ( formerly California). - White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. - Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. - Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. ;P - Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq , Afghanistan , Syria and Lebanon ). - Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. - Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. - 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. :-D - Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. - New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. - IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. :omg: - Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

    --- :beer: Hakuna-Matada :beer: It means no worries for the rest of your days... It's our problem free, Philosophy :jig: "I think my response was 'What idiot dreamed this up?'" -- Mary Ann Davidson, Oracle's chief security officer, in typical blunt manner, remembering her reaction to the company's scheme to brand its databases as "unbreakable."

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    Monty2
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    You missed one Windows 2029 with SP2 released ..... MS claims to have finally made a stable operating system :D


    **I dislike feeling at home when i am abroad.

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      You missed one Windows 2029 with SP2 released ..... MS claims to have finally made a stable operating system :D


      **I dislike feeling at home when i am abroad.

      To all the virgins in the world thanks for Nothing.**

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      Abu Mami
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      Hmm, I was going to say "Windows 2025 released". SP1 will of course be released in 2031.

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      • C Colin Angus Mackay

        HakunaMatada wrote:

        White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language

        I'm guessing Spanish is the first language. What would be the second?


        Upcoming events: * Edinburgh: Web Security Conference Day for Windows Developers (12th April) * Glasgow: AJAX, SQL Server, Mock Objects My: Website | Blog | Photos

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        Paul Watson
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        Spanglish.

        regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

        Shog9 wrote:

        And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...

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        • A Abu Mami

          Hmm, I was going to say "Windows 2025 released". SP1 will of course be released in 2031.

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          Paul Watson
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          Hmm, I was going to say "Windows Vista finally overtakes Windows ME in usage"

          regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

          Shog9 wrote:

          And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...

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            Why 2029?  The way things are going with the world this might happen quicker than normal.

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            NormDroid
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            You're not wrong there.

            .net is a box of never ending treasures, every day I get find another gem.

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            • P Paul Watson

              Hmm, I was going to say "Windows Vista finally overtakes Windows ME in usage"

              regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

              Shog9 wrote:

              And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...

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              lost in transition
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              :laugh::laugh::laugh:


              God Bless, Jason
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              • H HakunaMatada

                This arrived in the mail today. Thought I would share it with you. Headlines from the Year 2029 - Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia ( formerly California). - White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. - Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. - Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. ;P - Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq , Afghanistan , Syria and Lebanon ). - Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. - Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. - 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. :-D - Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. - New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. - IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. :omg: - Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

                --- :beer: Hakuna-Matada :beer: It means no worries for the rest of your days... It's our problem free, Philosophy :jig: "I think my response was 'What idiot dreamed this up?'" -- Mary Ann Davidson, Oracle's chief security officer, in typical blunt manner, remembering her reaction to the company's scheme to brand its databases as "unbreakable."

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                WillemM
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                HakunaMatada wrote:

                - Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

                Some things never change ;P

                WM. What about weapons of mass-construction? "What? Its an Apple MacBook Pro. They are sexy!" - Paul Watson

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                • H HakunaMatada

                  This arrived in the mail today. Thought I would share it with you. Headlines from the Year 2029 - Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia ( formerly California). - White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. - Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. - Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. ;P - Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq , Afghanistan , Syria and Lebanon ). - Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. - Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. - 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. :-D - Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. - New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. - IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. :omg: - Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

                  --- :beer: Hakuna-Matada :beer: It means no worries for the rest of your days... It's our problem free, Philosophy :jig: "I think my response was 'What idiot dreamed this up?'" -- Mary Ann Davidson, Oracle's chief security officer, in typical blunt manner, remembering her reaction to the company's scheme to brand its databases as "unbreakable."

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                  Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                  Funny.


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                  • H HakunaMatada

                    This arrived in the mail today. Thought I would share it with you. Headlines from the Year 2029 - Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia ( formerly California). - White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. - Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. - Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. ;P - Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq , Afghanistan , Syria and Lebanon ). - Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. - Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. - 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. :-D - Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. - New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. - IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. :omg: - Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

                    --- :beer: Hakuna-Matada :beer: It means no worries for the rest of your days... It's our problem free, Philosophy :jig: "I think my response was 'What idiot dreamed this up?'" -- Mary Ann Davidson, Oracle's chief security officer, in typical blunt manner, remembering her reaction to the company's scheme to brand its databases as "unbreakable."

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                    Nish Nishant
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                    HakunaMatada wrote:

                    seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia

                    I thought that'd have been Mexas! :rolleyes:

                    Regards, Nish


                    Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                    Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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                    • H HakunaMatada

                      This arrived in the mail today. Thought I would share it with you. Headlines from the Year 2029 - Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia ( formerly California). - White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. - Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. - Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. ;P - Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq , Afghanistan , Syria and Lebanon ). - Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. - Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. - 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. :-D - Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. - New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. - IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. :omg: - Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

                      --- :beer: Hakuna-Matada :beer: It means no worries for the rest of your days... It's our problem free, Philosophy :jig: "I think my response was 'What idiot dreamed this up?'" -- Mary Ann Davidson, Oracle's chief security officer, in typical blunt manner, remembering her reaction to the company's scheme to brand its databases as "unbreakable."

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                      zoid
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                      I don't think any of that is possible, we are supposed to be in the middle of a war with skynet in 2029.

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                      • N Nish Nishant

                        HakunaMatada wrote:

                        seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia

                        I thought that'd have been Mexas! :rolleyes:

                        Regards, Nish


                        Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                        Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. (*Sample chapter available online*)

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                        Blake Miller
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                        Yes, but the difference is Texas has not outlawed handguns - it will be much more difficult for Mexico to take that one back.

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                        • B Blake Miller

                          Yes, but the difference is Texas has not outlawed handguns - it will be much more difficult for Mexico to take that one back.

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          Blake Miller wrote:

                          Yes, but the difference is Texas has not outlawed handguns - it will be much more difficult for Mexico to take that one back.

                          You left off "again".

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                            I don't think any of that is possible, we are supposed to be in the middle of a war with skynet in 2029.

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                            PIEBALDconsult
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                            Hence the natural birth I suppose.

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                            • C Colin Angus Mackay

                              HakunaMatada wrote:

                              White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language

                              I'm guessing Spanish is the first language. What would be the second?


                              Upcoming events: * Edinburgh: Web Security Conference Day for Windows Developers (12th April) * Glasgow: AJAX, SQL Server, Mock Objects My: Website | Blog | Photos

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                              Steve Mayfield
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                              an Asian language (Chinese, Hindi, Punjabi...etc) :confused: Steve

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                              • P Paul Watson

                                Hmm, I was going to say "Windows Vista finally overtakes Windows ME in usage"

                                regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

                                Shog9 wrote:

                                And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...

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                                Steve Mayfield
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                                MS finally admits Vista was released too soon??? Steve

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                                • H HakunaMatada

                                  This arrived in the mail today. Thought I would share it with you. Headlines from the Year 2029 - Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia ( formerly California). - White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. - Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. - Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. ;P - Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq , Afghanistan , Syria and Lebanon ). - Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. - Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. - 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. :-D - Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. - New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. - IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. :omg: - Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

                                  --- :beer: Hakuna-Matada :beer: It means no worries for the rest of your days... It's our problem free, Philosophy :jig: "I think my response was 'What idiot dreamed this up?'" -- Mary Ann Davidson, Oracle's chief security officer, in typical blunt manner, remembering her reaction to the company's scheme to brand its databases as "unbreakable."

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                                  Nirosh
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                                  By the Year 2029 The CodeProject will write articles by it's own evaluating the user search query statistics. No reading is needed as the information will be automatically transferred to the brain via a special head gear. Also some smart guys will have virtually travel through the cyberspace and looking at CP lounge right now.

                                  HakunaMatada wrote:

                                  Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq , Afghanistan , Syria and Lebanon ).

                                  In this section, nothing will have changed. We will be fighting the same wars, will have the same problems. The ways of Interpretations, the parties involve, and the weapon in use will be different. Finaly my mind got stuck as I start to predict about WWE :->, where will it be.. as the way it goes now??

                                  L.W.C. Nirosh. Colombo, Sri Lanka.

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                                  • C Colin Angus Mackay

                                    HakunaMatada wrote:

                                    White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language

                                    I'm guessing Spanish is the first language. What would be the second?


                                    Upcoming events: * Edinburgh: Web Security Conference Day for Windows Developers (12th April) * Glasgow: AJAX, SQL Server, Mock Objects My: Website | Blog | Photos

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                                    Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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                                    Tamil :)

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