JOTD: Lesson in Sales
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A woman walks into a butcher shop just before closing. She says, "Thank heavens I have made it in time! Have you got any chickens left?" The butcher opens his fridge and takes out the only chicken he has left and pops it onto the scales. "It weighs 2.5lbs." "Ah, have you got anything bigger?" the woman inquires. The butcher returns the chicken to the fridge, takes it out again and pops it onto the scale, only this time he keeps his thumb on the chicken. "It weighs 3.5lbs." "Marvellous!" says the woman. "I'll have both of them please."
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A woman walks into a butcher shop just before closing. She says, "Thank heavens I have made it in time! Have you got any chickens left?" The butcher opens his fridge and takes out the only chicken he has left and pops it onto the scales. "It weighs 2.5lbs." "Ah, have you got anything bigger?" the woman inquires. The butcher returns the chicken to the fridge, takes it out again and pops it onto the scale, only this time he keeps his thumb on the chicken. "It weighs 3.5lbs." "Marvellous!" says the woman. "I'll have both of them please."
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A woman walks into a butcher shop just before closing. She says, "Thank heavens I have made it in time! Have you got any chickens left?" The butcher opens his fridge and takes out the only chicken he has left and pops it onto the scales. "It weighs 2.5lbs." "Ah, have you got anything bigger?" the woman inquires. The butcher returns the chicken to the fridge, takes it out again and pops it onto the scale, only this time he keeps his thumb on the chicken. "It weighs 3.5lbs." "Marvellous!" says the woman. "I'll have both of them please."
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Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
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A woman walks into a butcher shop just before closing. She says, "Thank heavens I have made it in time! Have you got any chickens left?" The butcher opens his fridge and takes out the only chicken he has left and pops it onto the scales. "It weighs 2.5lbs." "Ah, have you got anything bigger?" the woman inquires. The butcher returns the chicken to the fridge, takes it out again and pops it onto the scale, only this time he keeps his thumb on the chicken. "It weighs 3.5lbs." "Marvellous!" says the woman. "I'll have both of them please."
Verry funny:laugh::laugh:
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A woman walks into a butcher shop just before closing. She says, "Thank heavens I have made it in time! Have you got any chickens left?" The butcher opens his fridge and takes out the only chicken he has left and pops it onto the scales. "It weighs 2.5lbs." "Ah, have you got anything bigger?" the woman inquires. The butcher returns the chicken to the fridge, takes it out again and pops it onto the scale, only this time he keeps his thumb on the chicken. "It weighs 3.5lbs." "Marvellous!" says the woman. "I'll have both of them please."
Funny for everybody except the butcher. :)
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Funny for everybody except the butcher. :)
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A woman walks into a butcher shop just before closing. She says, "Thank heavens I have made it in time! Have you got any chickens left?" The butcher opens his fridge and takes out the only chicken he has left and pops it onto the scales. "It weighs 2.5lbs." "Ah, have you got anything bigger?" the woman inquires. The butcher returns the chicken to the fridge, takes it out again and pops it onto the scale, only this time he keeps his thumb on the chicken. "It weighs 3.5lbs." "Marvellous!" says the woman. "I'll have both of them please."
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A woman walks into a butcher shop just before closing. She says, "Thank heavens I have made it in time! Have you got any chickens left?" The butcher opens his fridge and takes out the only chicken he has left and pops it onto the scales. "It weighs 2.5lbs." "Ah, have you got anything bigger?" the woman inquires. The butcher returns the chicken to the fridge, takes it out again and pops it onto the scale, only this time he keeps his thumb on the chicken. "It weighs 3.5lbs." "Marvellous!" says the woman. "I'll have both of them please."