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Just once I want one of those Nigerian emails to be real

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  • J Jim Crafton

    Was that after he saw your profile pic? I mean, hot chicks, desert, M16 assault rifle, what more can you ask for?

    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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    l a u r e n
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    hmmmmmmm maybe the ak47 made him think twice :laugh:

    "there is no spoon" {me}

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    • P Patrick Etc

      Seriously, how awesome would that be.. just send them my bank account info and I'm rich. That'd be the easiest $16,584,632.47 I ever made.

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      NormDroid
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      I'll make you even richer, just send me your bank details and do asap. By the way my late uncle was killed by the mafia and hold 16 trillion dollars and I need to move this out of the uk...

      .net is a box of never ending treasures, every day I get find another gem.

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        hmmmmmmm maybe the ak47 made him think twice :laugh:

        "there is no spoon" {me}

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        Jim Crafton
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        Yah think?? :) Nahhhh :rolleyes:

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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        • L l a u r e n

          hmmmmmmm maybe the ak47 made him think twice :laugh:

          "there is no spoon" {me}

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          Chris Meech
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          He saw the AK47 and decided you need to be on his side. :)

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]

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          • F Forogar

            You live in Arizona? Can I interest you in a Bridge?

            Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits.

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            El Corazon
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            Forogar wrote:

            You live in Arizona? Can I interest you in a Bridge?

            You have to be careful what you sell to an Arizonan... they'll take it. ;P They already bought the London Bridge[^]

            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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              He saw the AK47 and decided you need to be on his side. :)

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]

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              l a u r e n
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              roger told me it might have that effect on people :laugh:

              "there is no spoon" {me}

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                Forogar wrote:

                You live in Arizona? Can I interest you in a Bridge?

                You have to be careful what you sell to an Arizonan... they'll take it. ;P They already bought the London Bridge[^]

                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                Roger Wright
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                Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                They already bought the London Bridge[^]

                I've been there. No wonder the Brits let us have it so cheap - ratty looking thing. Still, it's a good perch for tossing rocks at the ducks...

                "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                • R Roger Wright

                  Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                  They already bought the London Bridge[^]

                  I've been there. No wonder the Brits let us have it so cheap - ratty looking thing. Still, it's a good perch for tossing rocks at the ducks...

                  "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                  El Corazon
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                  Roger Wright wrote:

                  I've been there.

                  Same here. I never said it was worth it. :) I just said if someone sells an Arizonan a bridge, they are likely to go over and disassemble it.... Next thing you might find the golden gate spanning an upper or lower section of the Grand Canyon, or neighboring Glen Canyon. :-D

                  _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                  • E El Corazon

                    Roger Wright wrote:

                    I've been there.

                    Same here. I never said it was worth it. :) I just said if someone sells an Arizonan a bridge, they are likely to go over and disassemble it.... Next thing you might find the golden gate spanning an upper or lower section of the Grand Canyon, or neighboring Glen Canyon. :-D

                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                    Roger Wright
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                    Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                    you might find the golden gate spanning an upper or lower section of the Grand Canyon

                    Now wouldn't that just piss off a few bloody Liberals in San Fran?:laugh::laugh::laugh: Count me in on the caper!:-D

                    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                    • L lost in transition

                      Yep, and it just so happens that I am selling a beautiful beach front property in Arizona.:cool:


                      God Bless, Jason
                      Programmer: A biological machine designed to convert caffeine into code.
                      Developer: A person who develops working systems by writing and using software. [^]

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                      Roger Wright
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                      I can't afford property, but if you have something green and alive (other than out of the fridge) we'd appreciate it here.

                      "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                      • L l a u r e n

                        roger told me it might have that effect on people :laugh:

                        "there is no spoon" {me}

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                        Roger Wright
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                        I told you it would make everybody a lot friendlier, didn't I?;)

                        "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                        • R Roger Wright

                          I told you it would make everybody a lot friendlier, didn't I?;)

                          "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                          :laugh:

                          "there is no spoon" {me}

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                          • R Roger Wright

                            Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                            you might find the golden gate spanning an upper or lower section of the Grand Canyon

                            Now wouldn't that just piss off a few bloody Liberals in San Fran?:laugh::laugh::laugh: Count me in on the caper!:-D

                            "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                            l a u r e n
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                            please take the damn thing and the $5 toll too

                            "there is no spoon" {me}

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                            • R Roger Wright

                              I told you it would make everybody a lot friendlier, didn't I?;)

                              "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                              l a u r e n
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                              oh hey i found all the pics yesterday ... they were on a backup of a backup of a backup of an old drive from a crashed computer so happy looking thru them again ... i looked good with the browning 9mm too huh? :)

                              "there is no spoon" {me}

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                              • E El Corazon

                                Forogar wrote:

                                You live in Arizona? Can I interest you in a Bridge?

                                You have to be careful what you sell to an Arizonan... they'll take it. ;P They already bought the London Bridge[^]

                                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                Lost User
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                                Kerching!

                                The tigress is here :-D

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                                  please take the damn thing and the $5 toll too

                                  "there is no spoon" {me}

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                                  Roger Wright
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                                  Be a luv and pack it along next time you come to visit...;) We'll assemble it between my backyard and the Pourhouse, and save wear and tear trying to cross Lakeside Dr.

                                  "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                  • E El Corazon

                                    Forogar wrote:

                                    You live in Arizona? Can I interest you in a Bridge?

                                    You have to be careful what you sell to an Arizonan... they'll take it. ;P They already bought the London Bridge[^]

                                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                    Ed Gadziemski
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                                    We only buy bridges now that are made of glass[^]. We learned our lesson from that London Bridge fiasco.

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                                    • E Ed Gadziemski

                                      We only buy bridges now that are made of glass[^]. We learned our lesson from that London Bridge fiasco.

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                                      El Corazon
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                                      Ed Gadziemski wrote:

                                      We only buy bridges now that are made of glass[^]

                                      well, technically, you special ordered that bridge. I have been following it since it was an engineering design.... Mostly because that is as close as I will ever get to it (I hope). I would probably faint, but I might not. It depends on if there is any vibration in it. I can handle looking down as long as the platform is perfectly stable (or at least feels as such -- I know that stiffness is not necessarily best for stability, but I never was able to explain that to that back corner of my ID). :)

                                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                      • E Ed Gadziemski

                                        We only buy bridges now that are made of glass[^]. We learned our lesson from that London Bridge fiasco.

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                                        Ian Dennis
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                                        That looks frightening!!!

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