Second coming of Jesus
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John Carson wrote:
Could it be that these are the same people who think Bush is doing a good job?
What would you do if Jesus did return? I'm sure he would be arrested and sent to a mental ward and there would be huge protests from those who believe he is Jesus.
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In the spirit of Red Stateler I would tell him: Get off my properties, you smelly hippie!
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All polls are flawed. The wording of the question is an easy way to control the result. It could well have been: which do you think is more possible in 2007, the second coming of Jesus, or Bill Gates going bankrupt ?
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The Grand Negus wrote:
1 in 4 Americans think the Second Coming will occur in 2007. That's a remarkably high number. I suspect the poll was flawed.
I agree that it sounds high and suspect that the wording of the question may have had a problem. This site reports a 1997 poll that 24% expect the second coming in their lifetime. I am guessing that that is what the figure really means. http://www.religioustolerance.org/godpoll.htm[^]
John Carson
John Carson wrote:
I agree that it sounds high and suspect that the wording of the question may have had a problem.
Why? I'm surprised it wasn't even higher. Christians are supposed to expect the 2nd coming every year. Every day in fact.
Modern liberalism has never achieved anything other than giving Secularists something to feel morally superior about
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John Carson wrote:
I agree that it sounds high and suspect that the wording of the question may have had a problem.
Why? I'm surprised it wasn't even higher. Christians are supposed to expect the 2nd coming every year. Every day in fact.
Modern liberalism has never achieved anything other than giving Secularists something to feel morally superior about
Stan Shannon wrote:
Why? I'm surprised it wasn't even higher. Christians are supposed to expect the 2nd coming every year. Every day in fact.
That depends on what you mean by "expect": 1. be prepared for 2. predict
John Carson
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All polls are flawed. The wording of the question is an easy way to control the result. It could well have been: which do you think is more possible in 2007, the second coming of Jesus, or Bill Gates going bankrupt ?
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )
Christian Graus wrote:
All polls are flawed.
Some polls are flawed and some of those are only a little bit flawed.
Christian Graus wrote:
The wording of the question is an easy way to control the result. It could well have been: which do you think is more possible in 2007, the second coming of Jesus, or Bill Gates going bankrupt ?
If you look at the article (or others reporting the same poll), then it is very unlikely that the question was anywhere near that bad. Respondents were apparently given a list of events (terrorist attack, war with Iran etc.) and asked if they expected them to happen. There are percentages for all of those events.
John Carson
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Stan Shannon wrote:
Why? I'm surprised it wasn't even higher. Christians are supposed to expect the 2nd coming every year. Every day in fact.
That depends on what you mean by "expect": 1. be prepared for 2. predict
John Carson
The wording of the question would necessarily need to be very precise though to capture that distinction, especially in a population which is probably not all that well educated on the finer details of probability statistics.
Modern liberalism has never achieved anything other than giving Secularists something to feel morally superior about
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Christian Graus wrote:
All polls are flawed.
Some polls are flawed and some of those are only a little bit flawed.
Christian Graus wrote:
The wording of the question is an easy way to control the result. It could well have been: which do you think is more possible in 2007, the second coming of Jesus, or Bill Gates going bankrupt ?
If you look at the article (or others reporting the same poll), then it is very unlikely that the question was anywhere near that bad. Respondents were apparently given a list of events (terrorist attack, war with Iran etc.) and asked if they expected them to happen. There are percentages for all of those events.
John Carson
John Carson wrote:
Respondents were apparently given a list of events (terrorist attack, war with Iran etc.) and asked if they expected them to happen.
Heh! That actually sounds pretty close to what CG predicted... ...what, the rest of you aren't predicting BG's downfall during the riots that will break out after the pending stock market collapse? Heck, i'd bet on it, 'cept the dollar will be worthless paper, so there's no point...
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John Carson wrote:
Could it be that these are the same people who think Bush is doing a good job?
What would you do if Jesus did return? I'm sure he would be arrested and sent to a mental ward and there would be huge protests from those who believe he is Jesus.
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I'd be surprised. Frankly, since I'm an atheist and don't really expect the second coming anytime soon (and since presumably if *anyone* comes down out of the clouds I'm in trouble), I'm pulling for Shiva to show up (my apologies if I am misrepresenting the cosmological cycle in Hinduism, I probably am). Imagine it -- you walk outside, enjoying a nice spring day, la la la. Suddenly, a rift is cut in the fabric of space and time, and with her necklace of skulls and human entrails, Shiva pops out just in time to end the world. I think the expressions on the entire population of the US, expecting a white man (Jesus was white doncha know?) and instead getting a woman of color, would almost make the whole thing worthwhile.
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I'd be surprised. Frankly, since I'm an atheist and don't really expect the second coming anytime soon (and since presumably if *anyone* comes down out of the clouds I'm in trouble), I'm pulling for Shiva to show up (my apologies if I am misrepresenting the cosmological cycle in Hinduism, I probably am). Imagine it -- you walk outside, enjoying a nice spring day, la la la. Suddenly, a rift is cut in the fabric of space and time, and with her necklace of skulls and human entrails, Shiva pops out just in time to end the world. I think the expressions on the entire population of the US, expecting a white man (Jesus was white doncha know?) and instead getting a woman of color, would almost make the whole thing worthwhile.
ROTFL - I like it.
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I'd be surprised. Frankly, since I'm an atheist and don't really expect the second coming anytime soon (and since presumably if *anyone* comes down out of the clouds I'm in trouble), I'm pulling for Shiva to show up (my apologies if I am misrepresenting the cosmological cycle in Hinduism, I probably am). Imagine it -- you walk outside, enjoying a nice spring day, la la la. Suddenly, a rift is cut in the fabric of space and time, and with her necklace of skulls and human entrails, Shiva pops out just in time to end the world. I think the expressions on the entire population of the US, expecting a white man (Jesus was white doncha know?) and instead getting a woman of color, would almost make the whole thing worthwhile.
Isnt Shiva a male?
CleaKO
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Captain See Sharp wrote:
What would you do if Jesus did return?
I'd invite him over for dinner.
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John Carson wrote:
Respondents were apparently given a list of events (terrorist attack, war with Iran etc.) and asked if they expected them to happen.
Heh! That actually sounds pretty close to what CG predicted... ...what, the rest of you aren't predicting BG's downfall during the riots that will break out after the pending stock market collapse? Heck, i'd bet on it, 'cept the dollar will be worthless paper, so there's no point...
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Shog9 wrote:
Heh! That actually sounds pretty close to what CG predicted...
Not at all. CG's scenario involved the relative likelihood of two events. There is no indication that the poll involved this. Each event was considered independently.
John Carson
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Chris Austin wrote:
I'd invite him over for dinner.
and offer him a small fish and some water in hope of a miracle?
Nah...more likely I'd make chicken or beef dish.
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Nah...more likely I'd make chicken or beef dish.
My Blog A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long
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I'd be surprised. Frankly, since I'm an atheist and don't really expect the second coming anytime soon (and since presumably if *anyone* comes down out of the clouds I'm in trouble), I'm pulling for Shiva to show up (my apologies if I am misrepresenting the cosmological cycle in Hinduism, I probably am). Imagine it -- you walk outside, enjoying a nice spring day, la la la. Suddenly, a rift is cut in the fabric of space and time, and with her necklace of skulls and human entrails, Shiva pops out just in time to end the world. I think the expressions on the entire population of the US, expecting a white man (Jesus was white doncha know?) and instead getting a woman of color, would almost make the whole thing worthwhile.
1. It's Vishnu who's supposed to take up avatars, not Shiv. 2. They are both males. 3. Vishnu is depicted with fair skin (he is primarily an Aryan God, after all) 4. The avatars are benign; Vishnu is supposed to come to Earth to save it, not put an end to it.
Nathan Addy wrote:
with her necklace of skulls and human entrails, Shiva pops out just in time to end the world
You're thinking about Kali.
Cheers, Vıkram.
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1. It's Vishnu who's supposed to take up avatars, not Shiv. 2. They are both males. 3. Vishnu is depicted with fair skin (he is primarily an Aryan God, after all) 4. The avatars are benign; Vishnu is supposed to come to Earth to save it, not put an end to it.
Nathan Addy wrote:
with her necklace of skulls and human entrails, Shiva pops out just in time to end the world
You're thinking about Kali.
Cheers, Vıkram.
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byalmightybobUg. Apologies for messing that up. This is actually one of my problems with wikipedia: there isn't typically a good overview of different religions. This would be the second time (Buddhism the first) that wikipedia has more or less overwhelmed me with details, and failed to provide a good, relatively simple overview. So my mistake about Vishnu (although wikipedia did do some "maybe Kali=Vishnu, maybe she doesn't" obfuscation on me). About the "destruction" though. My understanding was that Vishnu is constantly destroying the world (once every time Brahman sleeps), and which is then constantly rebuilt (every time Brahman wakes). So my understanding is that it's in no way a negative thing, and is just a natural part of the way the world works (more like going to sleep/waking up than destruction/creation). Is this even close to right, or has wikipedia done it to me again? Is it even Shiva who is the active force of the destruction, or is it Kali, acting on behalf of Shiva? I'm so confused!!! :-D
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John Carson wrote:
Could it be that these are the same people who think Bush is doing a good job?
What would you do if Jesus did return? I'm sure he would be arrested and sent to a mental ward and there would be huge protests from those who believe he is Jesus.
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Captain See Sharp wrote:
I'm sure he would be arrested and sent to a mental ward
Nope there is a group of nuns (in England maybe) that took out insurance to pay for his childhood so he won't be a homeless vagabond wandering the streets speaking in crazy parables. Although, if he was, how would we know?
led mike
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Shog9 wrote:
Heh! That actually sounds pretty close to what CG predicted...
Not at all. CG's scenario involved the relative likelihood of two events. There is no indication that the poll involved this. Each event was considered independently.
John Carson
John Carson wrote:
CG's scenario involved the relative likelihood of two events. There is no indication that the poll involved this. Each event was considered independently.
'k... I've participated in these sorts of polls before, and gotta say - when you're giving me a list of something and asking me to rate each one, i rank them relative to each other. At least after the first couple of items. I mean, how could i not? That said, maybe i'm just a freak and most people do answer with no memory of or comparison to what they answered for previous items. :shrug:
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