So I know this guy...
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How many of you have ever asked a question like this? "So there's this co-worker of mine needing help with _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ do you have any good links or information?" and the co-worker is really you but you don't want anyone to know? Come on! Fess up! Be honest. I just did this in the ADO/SQL section for fun and had to laugh as I wondered how often each of us has done this. For me I think I can safely say I've done it maybe a dozen times at least. If you are really bold fess up and tell what your question was that you were faking your identity for. No really! You're among friends we won't mock or shame you ... very much.;)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
Ya know, when you ask the question ya implicetely confess ya don't know the answer either! ;P
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How many of you have ever asked a question like this? "So there's this co-worker of mine needing help with _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ do you have any good links or information?" and the co-worker is really you but you don't want anyone to know? Come on! Fess up! Be honest. I just did this in the ADO/SQL section for fun and had to laugh as I wondered how often each of us has done this. For me I think I can safely say I've done it maybe a dozen times at least. If you are really bold fess up and tell what your question was that you were faking your identity for. No really! You're among friends we won't mock or shame you ... very much.;)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
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How many of you have ever asked a question like this? "So there's this co-worker of mine needing help with _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ do you have any good links or information?" and the co-worker is really you but you don't want anyone to know? Come on! Fess up! Be honest. I just did this in the ADO/SQL section for fun and had to laugh as I wondered how often each of us has done this. For me I think I can safely say I've done it maybe a dozen times at least. If you are really bold fess up and tell what your question was that you were faking your identity for. No really! You're among friends we won't mock or shame you ... very much.;)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
Honestly I haven't done that. I'm never ashamed of my ignorance. It is my occasional bouts of laziness that prevent me from pushing aside the curtain of ignorance that cause me feelings of shame. -- modified at 23:43 Tuesday 1st May, 2007
"We are all repositories for genetically-encoded information that we're all spreading back and forth amongst each other, all the time. We're just lousy with information." - Neal Stephenson
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How many of you have ever asked a question like this? "So there's this co-worker of mine needing help with _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ do you have any good links or information?" and the co-worker is really you but you don't want anyone to know? Come on! Fess up! Be honest. I just did this in the ADO/SQL section for fun and had to laugh as I wondered how often each of us has done this. For me I think I can safely say I've done it maybe a dozen times at least. If you are really bold fess up and tell what your question was that you were faking your identity for. No really! You're among friends we won't mock or shame you ... very much.;)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
Unlike you, I know how to use google. ;P Marc
People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith -
How many of you have ever asked a question like this? "So there's this co-worker of mine needing help with _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ do you have any good links or information?" and the co-worker is really you but you don't want anyone to know? Come on! Fess up! Be honest. I just did this in the ADO/SQL section for fun and had to laugh as I wondered how often each of us has done this. For me I think I can safely say I've done it maybe a dozen times at least. If you are really bold fess up and tell what your question was that you were faking your identity for. No really! You're among friends we won't mock or shame you ... very much.;)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
So this friend of mine, well, he really likes wearing womens underwear, and he was wondering, you know, if this is like, "normal". Yeah, friend of mine. That's the ticket... :rolleyes:
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How many of you have ever asked a question like this? "So there's this co-worker of mine needing help with _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ do you have any good links or information?" and the co-worker is really you but you don't want anyone to know? Come on! Fess up! Be honest. I just did this in the ADO/SQL section for fun and had to laugh as I wondered how often each of us has done this. For me I think I can safely say I've done it maybe a dozen times at least. If you are really bold fess up and tell what your question was that you were faking your identity for. No really! You're among friends we won't mock or shame you ... very much.;)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
There's this co-worker of mine who does that...
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How many of you have ever asked a question like this? "So there's this co-worker of mine needing help with _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ do you have any good links or information?" and the co-worker is really you but you don't want anyone to know? Come on! Fess up! Be honest. I just did this in the ADO/SQL section for fun and had to laugh as I wondered how often each of us has done this. For me I think I can safely say I've done it maybe a dozen times at least. If you are really bold fess up and tell what your question was that you were faking your identity for. No really! You're among friends we won't mock or shame you ... very much.;)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
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Unlike you, I know how to use google. ;P Marc
People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh SmithGoogle can at times be too saturated with information and when you are searching for something kind of generic sifting through the results can at times make you wish for 'grep' in Google but only if you could get a bulk diluge of all 100 results on the page where a 'grep' would be more than summary. I've considered writing a shell script in Linux that would issue a Google query and then 'grep' inside the first 10 results and step to the next 10 if you didn't find any hits. I have to admit though I'm not a Google blackbelt at all. I can do very basic searches but I have no idea how to constrain results to narrower and narrower sets outside of quoting strings.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
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How many of you have ever asked a question like this? "So there's this co-worker of mine needing help with _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ do you have any good links or information?" and the co-worker is really you but you don't want anyone to know? Come on! Fess up! Be honest. I just did this in the ADO/SQL section for fun and had to laugh as I wondered how often each of us has done this. For me I think I can safely say I've done it maybe a dozen times at least. If you are really bold fess up and tell what your question was that you were faking your identity for. No really! You're among friends we won't mock or shame you ... very much.;)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
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How many of you have ever asked a question like this? "So there's this co-worker of mine needing help with _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ do you have any good links or information?" and the co-worker is really you but you don't want anyone to know? Come on! Fess up! Be honest. I just did this in the ADO/SQL section for fun and had to laugh as I wondered how often each of us has done this. For me I think I can safely say I've done it maybe a dozen times at least. If you are really bold fess up and tell what your question was that you were faking your identity for. No really! You're among friends we won't mock or shame you ... very much.;)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
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I don't have co-workers. It's just me, myself and I. If I become bi-polar (and I just might) then I'll have co-workers.:sigh:
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
code-frog wrote:
I don't have co-workers. It's just me, myself and I.
Man, you've got a multiple personality disorder? :~
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I have honestly never done that. Instead, I ask co-workers to ask the questions for me. It's all in the phrasing. ;)
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I'm so gangsta I eat cereal without the milkDavid Wulff wrote:
Instead, I ask co-workers to ask the questions for me.
That is just brilliant. :laugh:
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How many of you have ever asked a question like this? "So there's this co-worker of mine needing help with _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ do you have any good links or information?" and the co-worker is really you but you don't want anyone to know? Come on! Fess up! Be honest. I just did this in the ADO/SQL section for fun and had to laugh as I wondered how often each of us has done this. For me I think I can safely say I've done it maybe a dozen times at least. If you are really bold fess up and tell what your question was that you were faking your identity for. No really! You're among friends we won't mock or shame you ... very much.;)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
Never done that.
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There's this co-worker of mine who does that...
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ROTFL.
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How many of you have ever asked a question like this? "So there's this co-worker of mine needing help with _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ do you have any good links or information?" and the co-worker is really you but you don't want anyone to know? Come on! Fess up! Be honest. I just did this in the ADO/SQL section for fun and had to laugh as I wondered how often each of us has done this. For me I think I can safely say I've done it maybe a dozen times at least. If you are really bold fess up and tell what your question was that you were faking your identity for. No really! You're among friends we won't mock or shame you ... very much.;)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
Never done this.. When I don't know something, I admit.
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Google can at times be too saturated with information and when you are searching for something kind of generic sifting through the results can at times make you wish for 'grep' in Google but only if you could get a bulk diluge of all 100 results on the page where a 'grep' would be more than summary. I've considered writing a shell script in Linux that would issue a Google query and then 'grep' inside the first 10 results and step to the next 10 if you didn't find any hits. I have to admit though I'm not a Google blackbelt at all. I can do very basic searches but I have no idea how to constrain results to narrower and narrower sets outside of quoting strings.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
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How many of you have ever asked a question like this? "So there's this co-worker of mine needing help with _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ do you have any good links or information?" and the co-worker is really you but you don't want anyone to know? Come on! Fess up! Be honest. I just did this in the ADO/SQL section for fun and had to laugh as I wondered how often each of us has done this. For me I think I can safely say I've done it maybe a dozen times at least. If you are really bold fess up and tell what your question was that you were faking your identity for. No really! You're among friends we won't mock or shame you ... very much.;)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
code-frog wrote:
How many of you have ever asked a question like this? "So there's this co-worker of mine needing help with _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ do you have any good links or information?" and the co-worker is really you but you don't want anyone to know?
Sign up with a free internet email account and ask under a pseudonym :)
Never argue with an imbecile; they bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
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How many of you have ever asked a question like this? "So there's this co-worker of mine needing help with _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ do you have any good links or information?" and the co-worker is really you but you don't want anyone to know? Come on! Fess up! Be honest. I just did this in the ADO/SQL section for fun and had to laugh as I wondered how often each of us has done this. For me I think I can safely say I've done it maybe a dozen times at least. If you are really bold fess up and tell what your question was that you were faking your identity for. No really! You're among friends we won't mock or shame you ... very much.;)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
I can honestly say I've never, ever done that.
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How many of you have ever asked a question like this? "So there's this co-worker of mine needing help with _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ do you have any good links or information?" and the co-worker is really you but you don't want anyone to know? Come on! Fess up! Be honest. I just did this in the ADO/SQL section for fun and had to laugh as I wondered how often each of us has done this. For me I think I can safely say I've done it maybe a dozen times at least. If you are really bold fess up and tell what your question was that you were faking your identity for. No really! You're among friends we won't mock or shame you ... very much.;)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
I've never done that. I've usually given help without expecting anything in return. This has come full circle because I am the one needing help with this current project. They are using an in-house framework that is so convoluted, I can't seem to grasp the entire concept. Luckily, I have been doing a ton of bug fixes prior to this. So, my co-workers know I am capable, just not getting the internal concept.
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How many of you have ever asked a question like this? "So there's this co-worker of mine needing help with _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ do you have any good links or information?" and the co-worker is really you but you don't want anyone to know? Come on! Fess up! Be honest. I just did this in the ADO/SQL section for fun and had to laugh as I wondered how often each of us has done this. For me I think I can safely say I've done it maybe a dozen times at least. If you are really bold fess up and tell what your question was that you were faking your identity for. No really! You're among friends we won't mock or shame you ... very much.;)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered process, husband to a murdered thread. And I will have my affinity, in this life or the next. - Gladiator. (Okay, not quite Gladiator but close.) I work to live. I do not live to work. My clients do not seem capable of grasping this fact. Ancient of days! august Athena! where, Where are thy men of might? - Lord Byron
Never... I am the one who does the research for everyone else...
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