Thats nice
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A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class, "If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??" Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand. Teacher: " O.K. Johnny, what's the answer?" Johnny: "NONE, maa'm. Teacher: "How?" Johnny: "After hearing the shot, all the other birds will also fly away." Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinking. Now Johnny has a doubt. Johnny: "Teacher can i ask u a question?" Teacher: "Sure". Johnny: "There are three ladies having ice cream at the parlour. The first one is eating it, The second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??" Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers: "I....I...... I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married." Johnny: "NO maa'm, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING"!!!!! Found very nice :)
Thanks and Regards Sandeep If If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything... "
I like this:-D
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A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class, "If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??" Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand. Teacher: " O.K. Johnny, what's the answer?" Johnny: "NONE, maa'm. Teacher: "How?" Johnny: "After hearing the shot, all the other birds will also fly away." Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinking. Now Johnny has a doubt. Johnny: "Teacher can i ask u a question?" Teacher: "Sure". Johnny: "There are three ladies having ice cream at the parlour. The first one is eating it, The second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??" Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers: "I....I...... I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married." Johnny: "NO maa'm, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING"!!!!! Found very nice :)
Thanks and Regards Sandeep If If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything... "
:) But Old one :-D
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A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class, "If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??" Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand. Teacher: " O.K. Johnny, what's the answer?" Johnny: "NONE, maa'm. Teacher: "How?" Johnny: "After hearing the shot, all the other birds will also fly away." Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinking. Now Johnny has a doubt. Johnny: "Teacher can i ask u a question?" Teacher: "Sure". Johnny: "There are three ladies having ice cream at the parlour. The first one is eating it, The second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??" Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers: "I....I...... I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married." Johnny: "NO maa'm, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING"!!!!! Found very nice :)
Thanks and Regards Sandeep If If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything... "
Good, I like the way you are thinking!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
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A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class, "If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??" Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand. Teacher: " O.K. Johnny, what's the answer?" Johnny: "NONE, maa'm. Teacher: "How?" Johnny: "After hearing the shot, all the other birds will also fly away." Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinking. Now Johnny has a doubt. Johnny: "Teacher can i ask u a question?" Teacher: "Sure". Johnny: "There are three ladies having ice cream at the parlour. The first one is eating it, The second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??" Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers: "I....I...... I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married." Johnny: "NO maa'm, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING"!!!!! Found very nice :)
Thanks and Regards Sandeep If If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything... "
Old Joke but good One. Got my 5.
Regards, Satips.
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A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class, "If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??" Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand. Teacher: " O.K. Johnny, what's the answer?" Johnny: "NONE, maa'm. Teacher: "How?" Johnny: "After hearing the shot, all the other birds will also fly away." Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinking. Now Johnny has a doubt. Johnny: "Teacher can i ask u a question?" Teacher: "Sure". Johnny: "There are three ladies having ice cream at the parlour. The first one is eating it, The second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??" Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers: "I....I...... I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married." Johnny: "NO maa'm, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING"!!!!! Found very nice :)
Thanks and Regards Sandeep If If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything... "
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Old Joke but good One. Got my 5.
Regards, Satips.
Satips wrote:
Got my 5.
5 for the post that should be in soapbox? :omg: You are looking a little more insane today ..
Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
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A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class, "If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??" Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand. Teacher: " O.K. Johnny, what's the answer?" Johnny: "NONE, maa'm. Teacher: "How?" Johnny: "After hearing the shot, all the other birds will also fly away." Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinking. Now Johnny has a doubt. Johnny: "Teacher can i ask u a question?" Teacher: "Sure". Johnny: "There are three ladies having ice cream at the parlour. The first one is eating it, The second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??" Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers: "I....I...... I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married." Johnny: "NO maa'm, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING"!!!!! Found very nice :)
Thanks and Regards Sandeep If If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything... "
Not sure if it is intentional to post this in lounge, but i think this should be moved to soapbox.
Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
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Not sure if it is intentional to post this in lounge, but i think this should be moved to soapbox.
Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
vijay7173 wrote:
i think this should be moved to soapbox.
Why ? ? :confused: But why Actually i don't know the difference between 2 forums But Jokes are allowed in this forum Also Rules say that The Lounge is a place where you can discuss anything that takes your fancy. If you just want to laze about and discuss things that don't quite fit elsewhere, then this is the place.:confused:
Thanks and Regards Sandeep If If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything... "
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vijay7173 wrote:
i think this should be moved to soapbox.
Why ? ? :confused: But why Actually i don't know the difference between 2 forums But Jokes are allowed in this forum Also Rules say that The Lounge is a place where you can discuss anything that takes your fancy. If you just want to laze about and discuss things that don't quite fit elsewhere, then this is the place.:confused:
Thanks and Regards Sandeep If If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything... "
Sandeep Akhare wrote:
But why Actually i don't know the difference between 2 forums
:omg:
Sandeep Akhare wrote:
But Jokes are allowed in this forum
But it should be kid-sister safe.
Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
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Sandeep Akhare wrote:
But why Actually i don't know the difference between 2 forums
:omg:
Sandeep Akhare wrote:
But Jokes are allowed in this forum
But it should be kid-sister safe.
Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
vijay7173 wrote:
But it should be kid-sister safe.
i don't think it is like that. it depends on the type of thinking you have.:-D
Thanks and Regards Sandeep If If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything... "
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vijay7173 wrote:
But it should be kid-sister safe.
i don't think it is like that. it depends on the type of thinking you have.:-D
Thanks and Regards Sandeep If If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything... "
Sandeep Akhare wrote:
it depends on the type of thinking you have.
No need to justify yourself for posting this in lounge by giving any conclusions like above. I don't think these kind of conclusions will change the reality. They don't make your post Kid-sister safe. Your post is not fit for lounge. Thats what i (or perhaps most others will) feel.
Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
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Satips wrote:
Got my 5.
5 for the post that should be in soapbox? :omg: You are looking a little more insane today ..
Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
That's hardly a soapbox joke. If you are old enough to catch the joke you're old enough to read it.
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Sandeep Akhare wrote:
it depends on the type of thinking you have.
No need to justify yourself for posting this in lounge by giving any conclusions like above. I don't think these kind of conclusions will change the reality. They don't make your post Kid-sister safe. Your post is not fit for lounge. Thats what i (or perhaps most others will) feel.
Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:
Thanks and Regards Sandeep If If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything... "
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:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:
Thanks and Regards Sandeep If If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything... "
ok, may be you are right. since you believe that the joke is good enough to be posted here in the lounge, it must be good enough to be said at home. Now, go home and tell the same joke infront of your family (including your father, mother, sisters, wife and children). would you dare doing that? huh?
Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.