Achy-breaky Heart
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Indeed! At my girlfriend's some time ago she left an ironing board on the landing, with an iron on. In the dark I deciced to visit the bath room. On returning, in the dark, I bumped into it, knocking the iron off the board. Just missed my foot! I can't begin to imagine how bad that would have been if it had hit me. Aaaaaaaarrrrrgh! Stephen Kellett -- Memory Validator. Faster Leak Detection, Better Analysis. http://www.softwareverify.com http://www.objmedia.demon.co.uk
You are also lucky she didn't leave the iron running. Regardz Colin J Davies
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Stephen Kellett wrote: World peace - And no DUH! DUH! DUH! music, or techno to those that don't understand how oppresive that music is. Sorry, World Peace is such a cliche, but even to live amongst others and not have to put up with their poor taste in music, courtesy of a lower volume control would be a start! I am sorry. The Shadows have processed your request through the Automated DEsires Processing System (ADEPS) and have determined that you do not fulfil the criteria to warrant their assistance. Do feel free to resubmit your request when you meet any one of the following requirements. 1. A return to the glorious old days of power and majesty. 2. Galactic Domination. 3. Power over your enemies. (Please note that this does not include revenge for past wrongs.) 4. Any other request that involves the strengthening of your species in the galactic order through conflict and war. Have a nice day. Mr Morden. C/- Zha'Ha'Dum
Can I have one "Galatic Domination" to go please and hold the onion? Regardz Colin J Davies
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Can I have one "Galatic Domination" to go please and hold the onion? Regardz Colin J Davies
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A PhD in Tyranny, 2 UFOs shot down, 3 Stellar masses discovered, 4 Religious orders annihilated , 6 Elections rigged, 7 Asteroids eaten, 8 Books on Rocket Science published, 9 Cults established, 10 Extraterrestrial females impregnated. Regardz Colin J Davies
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The Shadows have determined that you are eligible for their assistance, also called "dot GET". You will be contacted by my associates when the time is right. They will do a favour or two for you that will elevate your reputation in the eyes of the powerful, and put you in a position where you can accomplish your goals. This is known as the .GET Framework. They ask nothing in return, except... that maybe someday you can return the favour. Expect them when you get a creepy feeling in a dark, lonely place.
Gosh, I just had a tingly feeling go down my back !! Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
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A PhD in Tyranny, 2 UFOs shot down, 3 Stellar masses discovered, 4 Religious orders annihilated , 6 Elections rigged, 7 Asteroids eaten, 8 Books on Rocket Science published, 9 Cults established, 10 Extraterrestrial females impregnated. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
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The Shadows have determined that you are eligible for their assistance, also called "dot GET". You will be contacted by my associates when the time is right. They will do a favour or two for you that will elevate your reputation in the eyes of the powerful, and put you in a position where you can accomplish your goals. This is known as the .GET Framework. They ask nothing in return, except... that maybe someday you can return the favour. Expect them when you get a creepy feeling in a dark, lonely place.
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Gosh, I just had a tingly feeling go down my back !! Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
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Its possible my associates have arrived and are waiting for the best time to contact you.
Your speed is impressive ! I'm keeping a lookout for the Black Heli-copters you folk use. Regardz Colin J Davies
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When I received a "dear John" letter from my girlfriend, I had a heartache. When I drink too much, I get a headache and a stomachache. If I eat too many sweets, I get a toothache. On the other hand, when I drop something on my foot, I do not get a toeache. Neither do I get an elbowache when I bang it or a noseache if I pick it too much. My question is, who decides which body parts ache and which do not. Why can I get a stomachache, tummyache, or bellyache but not a liverache, kidneyache, or spleenache? Is there a committe that decides, and if so, how do I join?
Ed Gadziemski wrote: Achy-breaky Heart I once entered a karaeoke competition to win a Sound Blaster 16 (this was years ago) and had to sing Achy Breaky Heart. 400 people watched as I warbled through that song, only to be beaten by a kid whose voice broke half way through... X| Definite egoache that day :-D regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.
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Stephen Kellett wrote: World peace - And no DUH! DUH! DUH! music, or techno to those that don't understand how oppresive that music is. Sorry, World Peace is such a cliche, but even to live amongst others and not have to put up with their poor taste in music, courtesy of a lower volume control would be a start! I am sorry. The Shadows have processed your request through the Automated DEsires Processing System (ADEPS) and have determined that you do not fulfil the criteria to warrant their assistance. Do feel free to resubmit your request when you meet any one of the following requirements. 1. A return to the glorious old days of power and majesty. 2. Galactic Domination. 3. Power over your enemies. (Please note that this does not include revenge for past wrongs.) 4. Any other request that involves the strengthening of your species in the galactic order through conflict and war. Have a nice day. Mr Morden. C/- Zha'Ha'Dum
Now don't lose your head Mr Morden. Stephen Kellett -- Memory Validator. Faster Leak Detection, Better Analysis. http://www.softwareverify.com http://www.objmedia.demon.co.uk
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Now don't lose your head Mr Morden. Stephen Kellett -- Memory Validator. Faster Leak Detection, Better Analysis. http://www.softwareverify.com http://www.objmedia.demon.co.uk
Heh, heh. One of my favourite moments from the whole show. Of course I have many, many favourite moments. I ended up taping every episode from season 2 on, and recently taped season 1. I'm not a trekkie (though I dont mind it), but I am probably the equivalent sort of fan of B5. /Paraphrased Moment Londo: Go out into the garden Vir, I have a surprise for you. [Flashback] Morden: What do you want Vir? Vir: I want to live just long enough to see your head cut off and stuck on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favours come with too high a price. I would look up into you lifeless eyes and wave... like this. [End Flashback] Vir looks up at Mordens head on a pike... and waves. /End Paraphrased Moment :)