How do you prefer your 11AM coffee?
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Oh, I don't know? How about all over my new khaki pants? The ones that the wife just bought, and will now (rightly so) have a koniption fit about. And who do I have to blame? Absolutely no one, other than my clumsy ass self. Grrrrrr! On the positive side, other than feeling remarkably cool in my sopping wet pants (after trying in vain to wipe off the coffee/chocolate mix with cold water), most of the coffee is still in cup!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
Quick! Put vinegar on the stain right away!
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Oh, I don't know? How about all over my new khaki pants? The ones that the wife just bought, and will now (rightly so) have a koniption fit about. And who do I have to blame? Absolutely no one, other than my clumsy ass self. Grrrrrr! On the positive side, other than feeling remarkably cool in my sopping wet pants (after trying in vain to wipe off the coffee/chocolate mix with cold water), most of the coffee is still in cup!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
Brilliant! Now, when someone asks you what the stain is, you can tell them, "Oh that? That's just coffee. Yeah, I pour boiling hot coffee on myself to stay alert. But it's no big thing, i'm just hard-core like that. Now go on and sip your foofy little latte - i have work to do." Yeah...
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i hope you are feeling sleepy for people not calling you by the same.
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Oh, I don't know? How about all over my new khaki pants? The ones that the wife just bought, and will now (rightly so) have a koniption fit about. And who do I have to blame? Absolutely no one, other than my clumsy ass self. Grrrrrr! On the positive side, other than feeling remarkably cool in my sopping wet pants (after trying in vain to wipe off the coffee/chocolate mix with cold water), most of the coffee is still in cup!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
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It could be worse...a week ago I spilled boiling water down my shirt (I was trying to sit down on the couch with a bowl of rice noodles and boiling water) and have second degree burns on my torso.
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leckey wrote:
I was trying to sit down on the couch with a bowl of rice noodles and boiling water
It was actually still boiling?
CleaKO
"Now, a man would have opened both gates, driven through and not bothered to close either gate." - Marc Clifton (The Lounge)
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Oh, I don't know? How about all over my new khaki pants? The ones that the wife just bought, and will now (rightly so) have a koniption fit about. And who do I have to blame? Absolutely no one, other than my clumsy ass self. Grrrrrr! On the positive side, other than feeling remarkably cool in my sopping wet pants (after trying in vain to wipe off the coffee/chocolate mix with cold water), most of the coffee is still in cup!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
Jim Crafton wrote:
other than feeling remarkably cool in my sopping wet pants
could be worse... you could be feeling remarkably cool from a split from stern to center. :)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Oh, I don't know? How about all over my new khaki pants? The ones that the wife just bought, and will now (rightly so) have a koniption fit about. And who do I have to blame? Absolutely no one, other than my clumsy ass self. Grrrrrr! On the positive side, other than feeling remarkably cool in my sopping wet pants (after trying in vain to wipe off the coffee/chocolate mix with cold water), most of the coffee is still in cup!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
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leckey wrote:
I was trying to sit down on the couch with a bowl of rice noodles and boiling water
It was actually still boiling?
CleaKO
"Now, a man would have opened both gates, driven through and not bothered to close either gate." - Marc Clifton (The Lounge)
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They're khaki. Just tell folks it's a desert camouflage design. :)
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Oh, I don't know? How about all over my new khaki pants? The ones that the wife just bought, and will now (rightly so) have a koniption fit about. And who do I have to blame? Absolutely no one, other than my clumsy ass self. Grrrrrr! On the positive side, other than feeling remarkably cool in my sopping wet pants (after trying in vain to wipe off the coffee/chocolate mix with cold water), most of the coffee is still in cup!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
I prefer my 11 am coffee anywhere but near me. ;P (I hate coffee! :-D)
-- Not based on the Novel by James Fenimore Cooper
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leckey wrote:
I was trying to sit down on the couch with a bowl of rice noodles and boiling water
It was actually still boiling?
CleaKO
"Now, a man would have opened both gates, driven through and not bothered to close either gate." - Marc Clifton (The Lounge)
I probably wasn't boiling, but I daresay it probably was still darn frekking hot.
Cheers, Sebastian -- "If it was two men, the non-driver would have challenged the driver to simply crash through the gates. The macho image thing, you know." - Marc Clifton
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Oh, I don't know? How about all over my new khaki pants? The ones that the wife just bought, and will now (rightly so) have a koniption fit about. And who do I have to blame? Absolutely no one, other than my clumsy ass self. Grrrrrr! On the positive side, other than feeling remarkably cool in my sopping wet pants (after trying in vain to wipe off the coffee/chocolate mix with cold water), most of the coffee is still in cup!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
I prefer my Double-Double(tm):cool: at 9am.
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