Are software developers immune to Alzheimer's disease?
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Cobol comes to mind.... :wtf:
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El Corazon wrote:
Cobol comes to mind....
I was thinking along the lines of VB...
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We've all heard of the Nuns Study[^], right? I was wondering if I'm exercising my mind enough to stave off Alzheimers by slogging through all the ridiculous changes, concepts, and documentation inherent in my career as a software developer. Do any of you know someone who succombed to it anyway, in spite of a long career fussing with technology? I don't, but that doesn't mean a thing 'cause I hardly know anybody, after twenty plus years of communing with machines. - Owen -
Yeah, my neighbor's moving into the house next door, and the new owner seems like a prick. But, on the bright side, he's renting the house, and the potential new renters seem pretty cool. :cool: Our hood is pretty tight, so we'll see what happens.... Now, what were you saying?
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El Corazon wrote:
Cobol comes to mind....
I was thinking along the lines of VB...
Paul Conrad wrote:
VB...
and the difference is? ;P
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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I don't remember if we are or not...
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Paul Conrad wrote:
VB...
and the difference is? ;P
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
El Corazon wrote:
Paul Conrad wrote: VB... and the difference is? ;P
:rolleyes:
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We've all heard of the Nuns Study[^], right? I was wondering if I'm exercising my mind enough to stave off Alzheimers by slogging through all the ridiculous changes, concepts, and documentation inherent in my career as a software developer. Do any of you know someone who succombed to it anyway, in spite of a long career fussing with technology? I don't, but that doesn't mean a thing 'cause I hardly know anybody, after twenty plus years of communing with machines. - Owen -
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Yeah, I told a friend the other day I thought I'd lost my mind. He assured me that it was so sick it wouldn't get far.
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com
Mine asked me if I really wanted it back that badly...
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Paul Conrad wrote:
VB...
and the difference is? ;P
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
20 or 30 years of additional cruft accumulation?
-- You have to explain to them [VB coders] what you mean by "typed". their first response is likely to be something like, "Of course my code is typed. Do you think i magically project it onto the screen with the power of my mind?" --- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
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20 or 30 years of additional cruft accumulation?
-- You have to explain to them [VB coders] what you mean by "typed". their first response is likely to be something like, "Of course my code is typed. Do you think i magically project it onto the screen with the power of my mind?" --- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
dan neely wrote:
20 or 30 years of additional cruft accumulation?
except Cobol has also been accumulating additional cruft. :) There is even a Cobol .Net (not by MS). Of the ANSI standards, Cobol 2002 is the latest. Of the non-standard variants, there is even a Cobol VM to compete against C# and Java.... theoretically. It obviously competes so well you heard of it right? :laugh:
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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dan neely wrote:
20 or 30 years of additional cruft accumulation?
except Cobol has also been accumulating additional cruft. :) There is even a Cobol .Net (not by MS). Of the ANSI standards, Cobol 2002 is the latest. Of the non-standard variants, there is even a Cobol VM to compete against C# and Java.... theoretically. It obviously competes so well you heard of it right? :laugh:
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
you're misreading what I was trying to say. Cobol apps are generally much older than VB ones, so they're the cruftier ones.
-- You have to explain to them [VB coders] what you mean by "typed". their first response is likely to be something like, "Of course my code is typed. Do you think i magically project it onto the screen with the power of my mind?" --- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
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you're misreading what I was trying to say. Cobol apps are generally much older than VB ones, so they're the cruftier ones.
-- You have to explain to them [VB coders] what you mean by "typed". their first response is likely to be something like, "Of course my code is typed. Do you think i magically project it onto the screen with the power of my mind?" --- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
dan neely wrote:
you're misreading what I was trying to say.
yeah, I probably was... oh well... still, Cobol and VB keep trying to reinvent new types of cruft so that all your new code can match the older cruft. I guess it is like buying a new table that is "antiqued" or pre-torn jeans. All your new stuff can look just as bad as your old stuff, but do new things. :rolleyes:
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)