Another Joke
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. He waves back and says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place exactly where he knows her. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your friend whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
Philosophy: The art of never getting beyond the concept of life.
That one actually made my wife & I laugh out loud. Thanks I needed it this morning, this is the week I've been dreading, it's the week I'm in charge of all the Help Desk trouble tickets :doh:
"Well yes, it is an Integer, but it's a metrosexual Integer. For all we know, under all that hair gel it could be a Boolean." Tom Welch
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That one actually made my wife & I laugh out loud. Thanks I needed it this morning, this is the week I've been dreading, it's the week I'm in charge of all the Help Desk trouble tickets :doh:
"Well yes, it is an Integer, but it's a metrosexual Integer. For all we know, under all that hair gel it could be a Boolean." Tom Welch
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Thanks and good luck with your help desk tickets, you never know, all the users may suddenly stop making silly mistakes ;)
Philosophy: The art of never getting beyond the concept of life.
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That one actually made my wife & I laugh out loud. Thanks I needed it this morning, this is the week I've been dreading, it's the week I'm in charge of all the Help Desk trouble tickets :doh:
"Well yes, it is an Integer, but it's a metrosexual Integer. For all we know, under all that hair gel it could be a Boolean." Tom Welch
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my 5
Brad Australian FireFox has suffered an error, please complain to the responsible party at: [US](800) 642-7676
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Thanks and good luck with your help desk tickets, you never know, all the users may suddenly stop making silly mistakes ;)
Philosophy: The art of never getting beyond the concept of life.
TClarke wrote:
all the users may suddenly stop making silly mistakes
That's the biggest joke we'll hear all week.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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TClarke wrote:
What's that phone number there for?
Try putting it into Google. :)
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TClarke wrote:
What's that phone number there for?
Try putting it into Google. :)
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. He waves back and says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place exactly where he knows her. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your friend whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
Philosophy: The art of never getting beyond the concept of life.
Nice One. Got my 5.
Regards, Satips.:rose:
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. He waves back and says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place exactly where he knows her. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your friend whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
Philosophy: The art of never getting beyond the concept of life.
You got my five...but is this kid sister approved?! :)
Matt
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. He waves back and says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place exactly where he knows her. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your friend whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
Philosophy: The art of never getting beyond the concept of life.
:laugh::laugh::laugh: Good One Mike
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