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  • M Mike Gaskey

    if it weren't so dangerous sad[^]

    Mike The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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    Lost User
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    What was the knighthood for anyway? Can't think of anything here.

    The tigress is here :-D

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      What was the knighthood for anyway? Can't think of anything here.

      The tigress is here :-D

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      Red Stateler
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      Trollslayer wrote:

      What was the knighthood for anyway?

      From the article:

      The British High Commission (embassy) in Islamabad defended the decision to bestow
      the knighthood on Rushdie.

      "Sir Salman's honour is richly deserved and the reasons for it are self-explanatory,"
      said spokesman Aidan Liddle.

      "This knighthood is a reflection of Salman Rushdie's contribution to literature through
      a long and diverse career."

      Rushdie's second novel, "Midnight's Children," won the prestigious Booker Prize in 1981
      and was named the best novel in 25 years of the prize in 1993. Rushdie is also a fellow
      of Britain's Royal Society of Literature.

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        What was the knighthood for anyway? Can't think of anything here.

        The tigress is here :-D

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        pseudonym67
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        Probably bunged Tony a backhander. He needs the money what with retiring and all

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        • M Mike Gaskey

          if it weren't so dangerous sad[^]

          Mike The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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          leckey 0
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          I love how they are using it as another excuse to blow themselves up. I should do a crazy muslim holidays of the week post: Monday: Knights of Rushdie--blow yourself up! Tuesday: Don't Touch That Day; someone complained that you won't ring up their bacon at the supermarket. Blow yourself up! Wednesday: Who Let the Dogs in Day; someone tried to bring a dirty dog into your cab. Blow yourself up! Thursday: Cartoons are Bad Day; someone drew a cartoon of mohammed and that Cathy is not subservient to her husband. Blow yourself up! Friday: Start Praying to a New G-d Day; your neighbors refuse to convert to Islam. Blow yourselves and the neighbors up! Saturday: You Still Alive Day? Didn't I command you to blow yourself up?

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          • M Mike Gaskey

            if it weren't so dangerous sad[^]

            Mike The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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            Obviously someone either believes that this is neither sad nor dangerous. I find that sad and telling in and of itself. If there is someone out there who can defend the Pakistani opinion with an intelligent argument, man I'd love to hear it.

            Mike The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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              Obviously someone either believes that this is neither sad nor dangerous. I find that sad and telling in and of itself. If there is someone out there who can defend the Pakistani opinion with an intelligent argument, man I'd love to hear it.

              Mike The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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              Mike Gaskey wrote:

              If there is someone out there who can defend the Pakistani opinion with an intelligent argument, man I'd love to hear it.

              Durka durka durka jihad durka durka Muhammad.

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                Mike Gaskey wrote:

                If there is someone out there who can defend the Pakistani opinion with an intelligent argument, man I'd love to hear it.

                Durka durka durka jihad durka durka Muhammad.

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                Patrick Etc
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                Intifada! (seriously is there anything that DOESN'T get 'jihad' thrown around nowadays?)

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                  I love how they are using it as another excuse to blow themselves up. I should do a crazy muslim holidays of the week post: Monday: Knights of Rushdie--blow yourself up! Tuesday: Don't Touch That Day; someone complained that you won't ring up their bacon at the supermarket. Blow yourself up! Wednesday: Who Let the Dogs in Day; someone tried to bring a dirty dog into your cab. Blow yourself up! Thursday: Cartoons are Bad Day; someone drew a cartoon of mohammed and that Cathy is not subservient to her husband. Blow yourself up! Friday: Start Praying to a New G-d Day; your neighbors refuse to convert to Islam. Blow yourselves and the neighbors up! Saturday: You Still Alive Day? Didn't I command you to blow yourself up?

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                  Patrick Etc
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                  Ok, 5. And it is pretty funny and would remain pretty funny if it weren't so damn true..

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                    Intifada! (seriously is there anything that DOESN'T get 'jihad' thrown around nowadays?)

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                    leckey 0
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                    Did you see my post about the Palestinians? I said something about people who throw out the words 'infidel' and 'jihad' as common as we say 'work' or 'car.'

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                      Did you see my post about the Palestinians? I said something about people who throw out the words 'infidel' and 'jihad' as common as we say 'work' or 'car.'

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                      leckey wrote:

                      as common as we say 'work' or 'car.'

                      don't you mean 'Hitler' or 'the Holocaust'

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                        leckey wrote:

                        as common as we say 'work' or 'car.'

                        don't you mean 'Hitler' or 'the Holocaust'

                        Who is the creator? Finding Allah (Video) Surah Al-An'aam (Ayah 74-110)

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                        A.A. wrote:

                        don't you mean 'Hitler' or 'the Holocaust'

                        no, I think she was pretty specific.

                        Mike The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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                          leckey wrote:

                          as common as we say 'work' or 'car.'

                          don't you mean 'Hitler' or 'the Holocaust'

                          Who is the creator? Finding Allah (Video) Surah Al-An'aam (Ayah 74-110)

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                          A.A. wrote:

                          don't you mean 'Hitler' or 'the Holocaust'

                          "This morning I got into my Hitler to drive to the Holocaust". Yup. That's how we talk!

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                            A.A. wrote:

                            don't you mean 'Hitler' or 'the Holocaust'

                            "This morning I got into my Hitler to drive to the Holocaust". Yup. That's how we talk!

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                            Red Stateler wrote:

                            That's how we talk!

                            Me thinks he was referring to a different "we". :rolleyes:

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                              Red Stateler wrote:

                              That's how we talk!

                              Me thinks he was referring to a different "we". :rolleyes:

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                              Mike Mullikin wrote:

                              Me thinks he was referring to a different "we".

                              Blondes?

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                                Mike Gaskey wrote:

                                If there is someone out there who can defend the Pakistani opinion with an intelligent argument, man I'd love to hear it.

                                Durka durka durka jihad durka durka Muhammad.

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                                Red Stateler wrote:

                                Durka durka durka jihad durka durka Muhammad.

                                it's been a while and I didn't save the link, but IIRC Muhammad precedes jihad in this.

                                -- You have to explain to them [VB coders] what you mean by "typed". their first response is likely to be something like, "Of course my code is typed. Do you think i magically project it onto the screen with the power of my mind?" --- John Simmons / outlaw programmer

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                                • M Mike Gaskey

                                  if it weren't so dangerous sad[^]

                                  Mike The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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                                  It is impossible to defend the indefensible. Pakistan has no rights whatsoever to dictate who can or who can't be awarded a British gong. Pakistan has no right to suggest that terrorism is the way forward. Islamic nations must not be permitted to threaten other nations just because of the contents of a sodding book. In this respect, it is most objectionable for a so-called civilised society to behave in this manner. The religion of Islam must understand that in a civilised society, we have mud-slinging contents, we hurl abuse at each other, we even go to war against each other, but at the end of the proverbial day, we are friends again, not sworn enemies.

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                                    I love how they are using it as another excuse to blow themselves up. I should do a crazy muslim holidays of the week post: Monday: Knights of Rushdie--blow yourself up! Tuesday: Don't Touch That Day; someone complained that you won't ring up their bacon at the supermarket. Blow yourself up! Wednesday: Who Let the Dogs in Day; someone tried to bring a dirty dog into your cab. Blow yourself up! Thursday: Cartoons are Bad Day; someone drew a cartoon of mohammed and that Cathy is not subservient to her husband. Blow yourself up! Friday: Start Praying to a New G-d Day; your neighbors refuse to convert to Islam. Blow yourselves and the neighbors up! Saturday: You Still Alive Day? Didn't I command you to blow yourself up?

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                                    Sunday, what happened to Sunday? Surely, you don't get a day off for not blowing yourself up! :^)

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                                      I love how they are using it as another excuse to blow themselves up. I should do a crazy muslim holidays of the week post: Monday: Knights of Rushdie--blow yourself up! Tuesday: Don't Touch That Day; someone complained that you won't ring up their bacon at the supermarket. Blow yourself up! Wednesday: Who Let the Dogs in Day; someone tried to bring a dirty dog into your cab. Blow yourself up! Thursday: Cartoons are Bad Day; someone drew a cartoon of mohammed and that Cathy is not subservient to her husband. Blow yourself up! Friday: Start Praying to a New G-d Day; your neighbors refuse to convert to Islam. Blow yourselves and the neighbors up! Saturday: You Still Alive Day? Didn't I command you to blow yourself up?

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                                      Reagan Conservative
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                                      ROFLMAO!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        Sunday, what happened to Sunday? Surely, you don't get a day off for not blowing yourself up! :^)

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                                        :laugh::laugh::laugh::|

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                                        • M Mike Gaskey

                                          if it weren't so dangerous sad[^]

                                          Mike The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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                                          Cool.

                                          Regards, asxzdf213

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