The Daily WTF
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Marc Clifton wrote:
Your surprised? I'm not. I'm rarely impressed by college graduates, sad to say.
That's beacuse you've never graduated college yourself! :laugh:
Link2006 wrote:
That's beacuse you've never graduated college yourself!
It always hurts to have a typo in a sentence which is supposed to make you feel smart, doesn't it?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter? Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
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Link2006 wrote:
That's beacuse you've never graduated college yourself!
It always hurts to have a typo in a sentence which is supposed to make you feel smart, doesn't it?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter? Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
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O M G :wtf: This one has to hold the record for most WTFs in the comments :laugh: Worse Than Failure[^]
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."
He should of opted for:
public static long Factorial(long fact) { return fact == 1 ? fact : fact * Factorial(fact-1); }hope nobodies watching or this could end up answering some kiddies homework ;)P Think of the environment; please don't print this message unless you really need to.
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He should of opted for:
public static long Factorial(long fact) { return fact == 1 ? fact : fact * Factorial(fact-1); }hope nobodies watching or this could end up answering some kiddies homework ;)P Think of the environment; please don't print this message unless you really need to.
norm .net wrote:
return fact == 1 ? fact : fact * Factorial(fact-1);
what about the case of 0! = 1 I think you just ploughed into a stack overflow. :-D
Matt
if ( ! pMatt->isEnjoying("Sales") )
{
pMatt->retrain("Computer Science");
pMatt->getNewJob("Developer");
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norm .net wrote:
return fact == 1 ? fact : fact * Factorial(fact-1);
what about the case of 0! = 1 I think you just ploughed into a stack overflow. :-D
Matt
if ( ! pMatt->isEnjoying("Sales") )
{
pMatt->retrain("Computer Science");
pMatt->getNewJob("Developer");
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Jerry Hammond wrote:
but in the context of your post your misspelling of disgusting is disgusting.
:) I thought it looked odd, but couldn't think of why. Chalk it up to that old age disease I won't try spelling write now. Marc
Commonly known as a +40 moment.
"We are all repositories for genetically-encoded information that we're all spreading back and forth amongst each other, all the time. We're just lousy with information." - Neal Stephenson
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O M G :wtf: This one has to hold the record for most WTFs in the comments :laugh: Worse Than Failure[^]
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."
Under pressure I probably would have had problems remembering how to do factorial because I haven't done in in like 3 years... That said the last time I did do it, I did it in MIPS Assembly (which could not have been any less fun).
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-Matt Newman
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Under pressure I probably would have had problems remembering how to do factorial because I haven't done in in like 3 years... That said the last time I did do it, I did it in MIPS Assembly (which could not have been any less fun).
Please visit http://www.readytogiveup.com/ and do something special today.
-Matt Newman
Matt Newman wrote:
MIPS Assembly (which could not have been any less fun).
:rose: MY sympathies. I had to do MIPS assembly in college too. While I fully understand not wanting to deal with the cheating that x86 would allow I can't think of any more useless language to've learned. Was the emulator still a pile of dog turds when you suffered through it?
-- You have to explain to them [VB coders] what you mean by "typed". their first response is likely to be something like, "Of course my code is typed. Do you think i magically project it onto the screen with the power of my mind?" --- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
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Matt Newman wrote:
MIPS Assembly (which could not have been any less fun).
:rose: MY sympathies. I had to do MIPS assembly in college too. While I fully understand not wanting to deal with the cheating that x86 would allow I can't think of any more useless language to've learned. Was the emulator still a pile of dog turds when you suffered through it?
-- You have to explain to them [VB coders] what you mean by "typed". their first response is likely to be something like, "Of course my code is typed. Do you think i magically project it onto the screen with the power of my mind?" --- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
dan neely wrote:
Was the emulator still a pile of dog turds when you suffered through it?
Yes, yes it was!
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-Matt Newman
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My favorite part about the reader comments is how so many of them - confidently - misunderstand the code they're ripping apart. You don't get that much around here. Most of the posters are able to programmatically tie their shoes, so to speak.
llamadillo wrote:
My favorite part about the reader comments is how so many of them - confidently - misunderstand the code they're ripping apart.
Exactly! I don't always read the comments, so maybe it happens more than I know, but there seemed to be an excessive amount of those in that post :) Cheers, Mark
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."
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He should of opted for:
public static long Factorial(long fact) { return fact == 1 ? fact : fact * Factorial(fact-1); }hope nobodies watching or this could end up answering some kiddies homework ;)P Think of the environment; please don't print this message unless you really need to.
:-D
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."
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Under pressure I probably would have had problems remembering how to do factorial because I haven't done in in like 3 years... That said the last time I did do it, I did it in MIPS Assembly (which could not have been any less fun).
Please visit http://www.readytogiveup.com/ and do something special today.
-Matt Newman
Matt Newman wrote:
MIPS Assembly
Hmmm....I wonder if that's the assembly I learned in college. It was so long ago I have no idea! I do remember I was doing Z80 assembly as a hobby and driving the professor nuts with questions totally unrelated to the course :) Cheers! Mark
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."
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llamadillo wrote:
My favorite part about the reader comments is how so many of them - confidently - misunderstand the code they're ripping apart.
Exactly! I don't always read the comments, so maybe it happens more than I know, but there seemed to be an excessive amount of those in that post :) Cheers, Mark
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."
Mark Salsbery wrote:
llamadillo wrote: My favorite part about the reader comments is how so many of them - confidently - misunderstand the code they're ripping apart. Exactly! I don't always read the comments, so maybe it happens more than I know, but there seemed to be an excessive amount of those in that post
I see that sort of thing almost everytime I read comments about WTFy homework/interview code.
-- You have to explain to them [VB coders] what you mean by "typed". their first response is likely to be something like, "Of course my code is typed. Do you think i magically project it onto the screen with the power of my mind?" --- John Simmons / outlaw programmer