Bizarre holidays and a personal rant
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leckey wrote:
Okay, and a personal rant. Just because the dress code says 'business casual' you should not take advantage of it. 1. Men, if you are going to wear sandals, please pay $20 to get a pedicure. 2. If you have ugly feet, don't wear sandals. I don't care if you painted your toenails and put little stickers of flowers on them. If you have snaggletoes, keep them covered. 3. Don't take your sandals off your stinky feet at your desk. 4. Flip flops are not sandals! 5. Don't wear tank tops or sleeveless dresses ladies if you have the dangling arm fat. 6. Why can't women buy shirts and bras that fit? There is one of the Chatty Cathy's that wears shirts that are too tight and her bra is squeezing so she's got the back fat lumps. 7. Something you buy in the casual section of Sears is not business casual. For example, cotton shirts with embroidered flowers. 8. I don't care if you are a mom of three. Panty lines are still disgusting.
One huge Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Why don't we just shoot all ugly/old/fat people?
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leckey wrote:
I have no clue what tapioca tastes like
It tastes exactly like any other pudding, but contains disgusting, slimy lumps to improve the texture. When I was a kid I had my little brother believing the lumps were fish eyes.
leckey wrote:
Don't take your sandals off your stinky feet at your desk.
If the feet are stinky, leaving the sandals on won't help.
leckey wrote:
why do fat guys think it's okay to wear swim trunks and no shirt?
Why do fat ladies think it's okay to wear tight shorts and tops that could serve as medieval seige weapons? If they really want to show off some skin, they should invest in liposuction before selecting a wardrobe.
leckey wrote:
Panty lines are still disgusting.
That's exactly why I never wear panties under my spandex shorts.:-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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I agree with the fat ladies. I haven't seen that too much in this area except by the Mexicans.
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:laugh::laugh: Around here the Mexican ladies are slim in comparison to the rest. I've seen more than a few who cause the bartender to recount the barstools when they leave the building, just in case...
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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leckey wrote:
I have no clue what tapioca tastes like
It tastes exactly like any other pudding, but contains disgusting, slimy lumps to improve the texture. When I was a kid I had my little brother believing the lumps were fish eyes.
leckey wrote:
Don't take your sandals off your stinky feet at your desk.
If the feet are stinky, leaving the sandals on won't help.
leckey wrote:
why do fat guys think it's okay to wear swim trunks and no shirt?
Why do fat ladies think it's okay to wear tight shorts and tops that could serve as medieval seige weapons? If they really want to show off some skin, they should invest in liposuction before selecting a wardrobe.
leckey wrote:
Panty lines are still disgusting.
That's exactly why I never wear panties under my spandex shorts.:-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
If the feet are stinky, leaving the sandals on won't help.
So true.
Roger Wright wrote:
tight shorts and tops that could serve as medieval seige weapons
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
"Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus
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:laugh::laugh: Around here the Mexican ladies are slim in comparison to the rest. I've seen more than a few who cause the bartender to recount the barstools when they leave the building, just in case...
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
I've seen more than a few who cause the bartender to recount the barstools when they leave the building, just in case...
:laugh: That's funny :-D
"Any sort of work in VB6 is bound to provide several WTF moments." - Christian Graus
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:laugh::laugh: Around here the Mexican ladies are slim in comparison to the rest. I've seen more than a few who cause the bartender to recount the barstools when they leave the building, just in case...
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
That took a second to "sink in", so to speak! Very funny though! :)
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Friday: Fool's Paradise Day. I could not find any history about this holiday but I found a site that you can send e-cards for it. Surprised Hallmark hasn't jumped on this. And since when did greeting cards go up to almost $5? When my neighbor graduated I just wrote on a piece of notebook paper, "I still have my graduation cards from 10 years ago. Not sure why. As if someone is going to say, "Hey! Do you still have that card I got you for graduation?" Then I can whip it out like it's some treasured item. So feel free to throw away this piece of paper. Guilt-free. Unless you don't recycle it. Then you should feel guilty." Saturday: National Nude Day! Now, it's one thing to be nude in your own home, but not in public folks. And while we're on it, why do fat guys think it's okay to wear swim trunks and no shirt? At the boat ramp the other day I thought there was an albino whale in the parking lot. Sunday: Natinal Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day! I personally am not a fan of any pudding and I have no clue what tapioca tastes like. And what has Canada ever done for the US? One day I would like to go up there with a bunch of US quarters and screw up all YOUR pop machines. Monday: International Juggling Day! My husband can juggle. I just juggle life. Tuesday: National Peach Ice Cream Day! I have never seen that in the freezer. I think this was sponsored by Georgia. Wednesday: National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day! Apparently the general ice cream people did not get together with the peach ice cream people. We sure have had a lot of ice cream days. Us lactose intolerant people are sad. And caviar? I won't even go there. Thursday: Flitch Day! No idea. Okay, and a personal rant. Just because the dress code says 'business casual' you should not take advantage of it. 1. Men, if you are going to wear sandals, please pay $20 to get a pedicure. 2. If you have ugly feet, don't wear sandals. I don't care if you painted your toenails and put little stickers of flowers on them. If you have snaggletoes, keep them covered. 3. Don't take your sandals off your stinky feet at your desk. 4. Flip flops are not sandals! 5. Don't wear tank tops or sleeveless dresses ladies if you have the dangling arm fat. 6. Why can't women buy shirts and bras that fit? There is one of the Chatty Cathy's that wears shirts that are too tight and her bra is squeezing so she's got the back fat lumps. 7. Something you buy in the casual section of Sears is not business casual. For example, cotton shirts with embroid
leckey wrote:
And what has Canada ever done for the US?
Kept illegal immigrants out of the North Pole.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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:laugh::laugh: Around here the Mexican ladies are slim in comparison to the rest. I've seen more than a few who cause the bartender to recount the barstools when they leave the building, just in case...
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
:laugh::laugh:
Regards, Satips.:rose: Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend. - Albert Camus
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I get that a lot when I wear my spandex shorts and run by topless...
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Real men wear lycra.
Software Zen:
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Friday: Fool's Paradise Day. I could not find any history about this holiday but I found a site that you can send e-cards for it. Surprised Hallmark hasn't jumped on this. And since when did greeting cards go up to almost $5? When my neighbor graduated I just wrote on a piece of notebook paper, "I still have my graduation cards from 10 years ago. Not sure why. As if someone is going to say, "Hey! Do you still have that card I got you for graduation?" Then I can whip it out like it's some treasured item. So feel free to throw away this piece of paper. Guilt-free. Unless you don't recycle it. Then you should feel guilty." Saturday: National Nude Day! Now, it's one thing to be nude in your own home, but not in public folks. And while we're on it, why do fat guys think it's okay to wear swim trunks and no shirt? At the boat ramp the other day I thought there was an albino whale in the parking lot. Sunday: Natinal Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day! I personally am not a fan of any pudding and I have no clue what tapioca tastes like. And what has Canada ever done for the US? One day I would like to go up there with a bunch of US quarters and screw up all YOUR pop machines. Monday: International Juggling Day! My husband can juggle. I just juggle life. Tuesday: National Peach Ice Cream Day! I have never seen that in the freezer. I think this was sponsored by Georgia. Wednesday: National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day! Apparently the general ice cream people did not get together with the peach ice cream people. We sure have had a lot of ice cream days. Us lactose intolerant people are sad. And caviar? I won't even go there. Thursday: Flitch Day! No idea. Okay, and a personal rant. Just because the dress code says 'business casual' you should not take advantage of it. 1. Men, if you are going to wear sandals, please pay $20 to get a pedicure. 2. If you have ugly feet, don't wear sandals. I don't care if you painted your toenails and put little stickers of flowers on them. If you have snaggletoes, keep them covered. 3. Don't take your sandals off your stinky feet at your desk. 4. Flip flops are not sandals! 5. Don't wear tank tops or sleeveless dresses ladies if you have the dangling arm fat. 6. Why can't women buy shirts and bras that fit? There is one of the Chatty Cathy's that wears shirts that are too tight and her bra is squeezing so she's got the back fat lumps. 7. Something you buy in the casual section of Sears is not business casual. For example, cotton shirts with embroid
leckey wrote:
Sunday: Natinal Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day! I personally am not a fan of any pudding and I have no clue what tapioca tastes like. And what has Canada ever done for the US? One day I would like to go up there with a bunch of US quarters and screw up all YOUR pop machines.
LOL on the quarters and no they don't screw up our pop machines... As for what we have done for you.... of which i know you weren't really serious :) but where I am from Newfoundland Canada you can read one of our biggest things here http://www.snopes.com/rumors/gander.htm[^]
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Real men wear lycra.
Software Zen:
delete this;And Really Real men wear PVC :)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
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Friday: Fool's Paradise Day. I could not find any history about this holiday but I found a site that you can send e-cards for it. Surprised Hallmark hasn't jumped on this. And since when did greeting cards go up to almost $5? When my neighbor graduated I just wrote on a piece of notebook paper, "I still have my graduation cards from 10 years ago. Not sure why. As if someone is going to say, "Hey! Do you still have that card I got you for graduation?" Then I can whip it out like it's some treasured item. So feel free to throw away this piece of paper. Guilt-free. Unless you don't recycle it. Then you should feel guilty." Saturday: National Nude Day! Now, it's one thing to be nude in your own home, but not in public folks. And while we're on it, why do fat guys think it's okay to wear swim trunks and no shirt? At the boat ramp the other day I thought there was an albino whale in the parking lot. Sunday: Natinal Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day! I personally am not a fan of any pudding and I have no clue what tapioca tastes like. And what has Canada ever done for the US? One day I would like to go up there with a bunch of US quarters and screw up all YOUR pop machines. Monday: International Juggling Day! My husband can juggle. I just juggle life. Tuesday: National Peach Ice Cream Day! I have never seen that in the freezer. I think this was sponsored by Georgia. Wednesday: National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day! Apparently the general ice cream people did not get together with the peach ice cream people. We sure have had a lot of ice cream days. Us lactose intolerant people are sad. And caviar? I won't even go there. Thursday: Flitch Day! No idea. Okay, and a personal rant. Just because the dress code says 'business casual' you should not take advantage of it. 1. Men, if you are going to wear sandals, please pay $20 to get a pedicure. 2. If you have ugly feet, don't wear sandals. I don't care if you painted your toenails and put little stickers of flowers on them. If you have snaggletoes, keep them covered. 3. Don't take your sandals off your stinky feet at your desk. 4. Flip flops are not sandals! 5. Don't wear tank tops or sleeveless dresses ladies if you have the dangling arm fat. 6. Why can't women buy shirts and bras that fit? There is one of the Chatty Cathy's that wears shirts that are too tight and her bra is squeezing so she's got the back fat lumps. 7. Something you buy in the casual section of Sears is not business casual. For example, cotton shirts with embroid
leckey wrote:
Respect Canada Day
:wtf::wtf:
leckey wrote:
she's got the back fat lumps
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leckey wrote:
National Nude Day
:cool:
God Bless, Jason
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