JOTD
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Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit. The doors burst open, and a large black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming -- all except for two. One is the Pastor, the other is an elderly farmer. Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, "You! I can understand why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you preach against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me. But YOU (pointing to the farmer), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else?" The farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls, "Why, I'm surprised you don't recognize me... I've been married to your sister for 36 years!" Monday :(( Mike
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. "George Carlin"
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Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit. The doors burst open, and a large black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming -- all except for two. One is the Pastor, the other is an elderly farmer. Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, "You! I can understand why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you preach against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me. But YOU (pointing to the farmer), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else?" The farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls, "Why, I'm surprised you don't recognize me... I've been married to your sister for 36 years!" Monday :(( Mike
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. "George Carlin"
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Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit. The doors burst open, and a large black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming -- all except for two. One is the Pastor, the other is an elderly farmer. Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, "You! I can understand why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you preach against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me. But YOU (pointing to the farmer), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else?" The farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls, "Why, I'm surprised you don't recognize me... I've been married to your sister for 36 years!" Monday :(( Mike
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. "George Carlin"
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Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit. The doors burst open, and a large black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming -- all except for two. One is the Pastor, the other is an elderly farmer. Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, "You! I can understand why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you preach against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me. But YOU (pointing to the farmer), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else?" The farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls, "Why, I'm surprised you don't recognize me... I've been married to your sister for 36 years!" Monday :(( Mike
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. "George Carlin"
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:confused: I did not get it. Must be the monday effect-
The old farmer is married to the devil's sister... his wife is a she-devil... beyatch... etc
------------------------------------------- Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Just bugger off and leave me alone!!
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The old farmer is married to the devil's sister... his wife is a she-devil... beyatch... etc
------------------------------------------- Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Just bugger off and leave me alone!!
:-O Ok thanks, I was seeking something too complicated I think :rolleyes:
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:-O Ok thanks, I was seeking something too complicated I think :rolleyes:
http://www.readytogiveup.com/[^] - Do something special today. http://www.totalcoaching.ca/[^] - Give me some feedback about this site !
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Regards, Satips.:rose: Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend. - Albert Camus
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Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit. The doors burst open, and a large black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming -- all except for two. One is the Pastor, the other is an elderly farmer. Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, "You! I can understand why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you preach against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me. But YOU (pointing to the farmer), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else?" The farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls, "Why, I'm surprised you don't recognize me... I've been married to your sister for 36 years!" Monday :(( Mike
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. "George Carlin"
Mike Hankey wrote:
"Why, I'm surprised you don't recognize me... I've been married to your sister for 36 years!"
he must have a big family, I married and divorced his other sister. ;)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Mike Hankey wrote:
"Why, I'm surprised you don't recognize me... I've been married to your sister for 36 years!"
he must have a big family, I married and divorced his other sister. ;)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Twins I believe? Mike
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. "George Carlin"
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Twins I believe? Mike
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. "George Carlin"
Mike Hankey wrote:
Twins I believe?
If so, the farmer must have been a Masochist for staying 36yrs with her. :)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
