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  • G gvisgr8

    Sorry if reposted or old... At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" -- even when you don't know anything. The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug."

    ? Do you know me....:omg:

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    Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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    :-D

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      LMAO :laugh:

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      Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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      blackjack2150 wrote:

      LMAO

      What is that? :confused:

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      • V Vasudevan Deepak Kumar

        :-D

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        Rama Krishna Vavilala
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        Looks like Satips fever has now spread to you.

        Regards Rama Krishna.:rose: I know the CPians are making fun. Let them Enjoy by voting One. - Satips

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          Looks like Satips fever has now spread to you.

          Regards Rama Krishna.:rose: I know the CPians are making fun. Let them Enjoy by voting One. - Satips

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          Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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          Epidemic :) :-D

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          • D daniilzol

            Old theme, but presentation is nice. Don't know why it's rated so low.

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            Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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            JazzJackRabbit wrote:

            Don't know why it's rated so low

            No worries. I think it has risen back now. 9 votes as of now. So the dim has gone off and it has got the light. :)

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            • V Vasudevan Deepak Kumar

              blackjack2150 wrote:

              LMAO

              What is that? :confused:

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              The answer lies here[^]...


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              • V Vasudevan Deepak Kumar

                blackjack2150 wrote:

                LMAO

                What is that? :confused:

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                Sathesh Sakthivel
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                LMAO - Laugh My Ass Off.

                Regards, Satips.:rose: Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend. - Albert Camus

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                  LMAO - Laugh My Ass Off.

                  Regards, Satips.:rose: Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend. - Albert Camus

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                  Satips wrote:

                  LMAO - Laugh My Ass Off.

                  The point of using an acronym is to save yourself the trouble of typing out the entire phrase. ;) [edit]I see now why you spelled it out like that. :doh:[/edit] -- modified at 11:52 Tuesday 17th July, 2007

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                  Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand.
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                    Satips wrote:

                    LMAO - Laugh My Ass Off.

                    The point of using an acronym is to save yourself the trouble of typing out the entire phrase. ;) [edit]I see now why you spelled it out like that. :doh:[/edit] -- modified at 11:52 Tuesday 17th July, 2007

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                    Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand.
                    Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand.
                    -- Neil Peart

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                    Prakash Nadar
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                    brianwelsch wrote:

                    The point of using an acronym is to save yourself the trouble of typing out the entire phrase.

                    yes, but he was answering the other guy who wanted to know what LAMAO meant. :rolleyes:

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                      brianwelsch wrote:

                      The point of using an acronym is to save yourself the trouble of typing out the entire phrase.

                      yes, but he was answering the other guy who wanted to know what LAMAO meant. :rolleyes:

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                      brianwelsch
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                      Ahh yes, I see that now... :-O I guess it pays to read the thread before posting sometimes.

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                      Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand.
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                        Ahh yes, I see that now... :-O I guess it pays to read the thread before posting sometimes.

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                        Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand.
                        Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand.
                        -- Neil Peart

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                        Prakash Nadar
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                        yeah, btw, why do you want to read posts from satips first. ;P

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                        • P Prakash Nadar

                          yeah, btw, why do you want to read posts from satips first. ;P

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                          brianwelsch
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                          lol... I have no reasonable answer to that.

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                          Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand.
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