Out of the mouths of babes...
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May be old but I got a good laugh out of it, hope you do to.
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A grade school teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Enjoy. Strike while the... insect is close. Never underestimate the power of... ants. Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty. Better to be safe than... punch a grade 7 boy. If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink in the morning. It's always darkest before... Daylight Saving Time. You can lead a horse to water but... how? No news is... impossible. A miss is as good as a... Mr. You can't teach an old dog new... maths. Love all, trust... me. The pen is mightier than the... pigs. An idle mind is... the best way to relax. Where there's smoke there's... pollution. Happy the bride who... gets all the presents. A penny saved is... not much. Two's company, three's... the Musketeers. Don't put off till tomorrow what... you put on to go to bed. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...you have to blow your nose. There are none so blind as... Stevie Wonder. Children should be seen and not... smacked or grounded. If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries. You get out of something only what you...see in the picture on the box. When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way. Better late than... pregnant.
I think I'm going to call my next project "Chuck Norris". It's a sure way to guarantee it's unbreakable.
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But fortunately we have the nanny-state politicians who can step in to protect us poor stupid consumers, most of whom would not know a JVM from a frozen chicken. Bruce Pierson
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May be old but I got a good laugh out of it, hope you do to.
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A grade school teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Enjoy. Strike while the... insect is close. Never underestimate the power of... ants. Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty. Better to be safe than... punch a grade 7 boy. If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink in the morning. It's always darkest before... Daylight Saving Time. You can lead a horse to water but... how? No news is... impossible. A miss is as good as a... Mr. You can't teach an old dog new... maths. Love all, trust... me. The pen is mightier than the... pigs. An idle mind is... the best way to relax. Where there's smoke there's... pollution. Happy the bride who... gets all the presents. A penny saved is... not much. Two's company, three's... the Musketeers. Don't put off till tomorrow what... you put on to go to bed. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...you have to blow your nose. There are none so blind as... Stevie Wonder. Children should be seen and not... smacked or grounded. If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries. You get out of something only what you...see in the picture on the box. When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way. Better late than... pregnant.
I think I'm going to call my next project "Chuck Norris". It's a sure way to guarantee it's unbreakable.
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But fortunately we have the nanny-state politicians who can step in to protect us poor stupid consumers, most of whom would not know a JVM from a frozen chicken. Bruce Pierson
Not sure they are all real, but well worth a 5.
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May be old but I got a good laugh out of it, hope you do to.
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A grade school teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Enjoy. Strike while the... insect is close. Never underestimate the power of... ants. Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty. Better to be safe than... punch a grade 7 boy. If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink in the morning. It's always darkest before... Daylight Saving Time. You can lead a horse to water but... how? No news is... impossible. A miss is as good as a... Mr. You can't teach an old dog new... maths. Love all, trust... me. The pen is mightier than the... pigs. An idle mind is... the best way to relax. Where there's smoke there's... pollution. Happy the bride who... gets all the presents. A penny saved is... not much. Two's company, three's... the Musketeers. Don't put off till tomorrow what... you put on to go to bed. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...you have to blow your nose. There are none so blind as... Stevie Wonder. Children should be seen and not... smacked or grounded. If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries. You get out of something only what you...see in the picture on the box. When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way. Better late than... pregnant.
I think I'm going to call my next project "Chuck Norris". It's a sure way to guarantee it's unbreakable.
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But fortunately we have the nanny-state politicians who can step in to protect us poor stupid consumers, most of whom would not know a JVM from a frozen chicken. Bruce Pierson
Dave Sexton wrote:
Better late than... pregnant.
Grade school, eh? :~ Marc
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May be old but I got a good laugh out of it, hope you do to.
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A grade school teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Enjoy. Strike while the... insect is close. Never underestimate the power of... ants. Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty. Better to be safe than... punch a grade 7 boy. If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink in the morning. It's always darkest before... Daylight Saving Time. You can lead a horse to water but... how? No news is... impossible. A miss is as good as a... Mr. You can't teach an old dog new... maths. Love all, trust... me. The pen is mightier than the... pigs. An idle mind is... the best way to relax. Where there's smoke there's... pollution. Happy the bride who... gets all the presents. A penny saved is... not much. Two's company, three's... the Musketeers. Don't put off till tomorrow what... you put on to go to bed. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...you have to blow your nose. There are none so blind as... Stevie Wonder. Children should be seen and not... smacked or grounded. If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries. You get out of something only what you...see in the picture on the box. When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way. Better late than... pregnant.
I think I'm going to call my next project "Chuck Norris". It's a sure way to guarantee it's unbreakable.
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But fortunately we have the nanny-state politicians who can step in to protect us poor stupid consumers, most of whom would not know a JVM from a frozen chicken. Bruce Pierson
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May be old but I got a good laugh out of it, hope you do to.
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A grade school teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Enjoy. Strike while the... insect is close. Never underestimate the power of... ants. Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty. Better to be safe than... punch a grade 7 boy. If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink in the morning. It's always darkest before... Daylight Saving Time. You can lead a horse to water but... how? No news is... impossible. A miss is as good as a... Mr. You can't teach an old dog new... maths. Love all, trust... me. The pen is mightier than the... pigs. An idle mind is... the best way to relax. Where there's smoke there's... pollution. Happy the bride who... gets all the presents. A penny saved is... not much. Two's company, three's... the Musketeers. Don't put off till tomorrow what... you put on to go to bed. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...you have to blow your nose. There are none so blind as... Stevie Wonder. Children should be seen and not... smacked or grounded. If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries. You get out of something only what you...see in the picture on the box. When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way. Better late than... pregnant.
I think I'm going to call my next project "Chuck Norris". It's a sure way to guarantee it's unbreakable.
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But fortunately we have the nanny-state politicians who can step in to protect us poor stupid consumers, most of whom would not know a JVM from a frozen chicken. Bruce Pierson
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I seriously doubt this is actually from the context indicated, but hilarious none the less.
Bradml wrote:
I seriously doubt this is actually from the context indicated, but hilarious none the less.
I'm with you, but I can enjoy them nonetheless. :)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Dave Sexton wrote:
If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
Don't get this one.:~
One for the ladies....:-O
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
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Dave Sexton wrote:
If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
Don't get this one.:~
VuNic wrote:
Don't get this one.
Well, not sure what reference it is for.... but by long standing tradition, if you buy your kid a toy and it is not working, the easy delay mechanism is to say it needs new batteries, then exchange it for a working version (or batteries, or what ever it takes) and have the working version the following day. I have never been able to use that excuse because I have a drawer full of rechargeables.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Dave Sexton wrote:
Better late than... pregnant.
Grade school, eh? :~ Marc
You'd be surprised to know what they already know...
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VuNic wrote:
Don't get this one.
Well, not sure what reference it is for.... but by long standing tradition, if you buy your kid a toy and it is not working, the easy delay mechanism is to say it needs new batteries, then exchange it for a working version (or batteries, or what ever it takes) and have the working version the following day. I have never been able to use that excuse because I have a drawer full of rechargeables.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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One for the ladies....:-O
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
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May be old but I got a good laugh out of it, hope you do to.
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A grade school teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Enjoy. Strike while the... insect is close. Never underestimate the power of... ants. Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty. Better to be safe than... punch a grade 7 boy. If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink in the morning. It's always darkest before... Daylight Saving Time. You can lead a horse to water but... how? No news is... impossible. A miss is as good as a... Mr. You can't teach an old dog new... maths. Love all, trust... me. The pen is mightier than the... pigs. An idle mind is... the best way to relax. Where there's smoke there's... pollution. Happy the bride who... gets all the presents. A penny saved is... not much. Two's company, three's... the Musketeers. Don't put off till tomorrow what... you put on to go to bed. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...you have to blow your nose. There are none so blind as... Stevie Wonder. Children should be seen and not... smacked or grounded. If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries. You get out of something only what you...see in the picture on the box. When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way. Better late than... pregnant.
I think I'm going to call my next project "Chuck Norris". It's a sure way to guarantee it's unbreakable.
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But fortunately we have the nanny-state politicians who can step in to protect us poor stupid consumers, most of whom would not know a JVM from a frozen chicken. Bruce Pierson
I've seen these some time ago. No harm in posting them, since it is a nice refresher.
Dave Sexton wrote:
I think I'm going to call my next project "Chuck Norris". It's a sure way to guarantee it's unbreakable.
Good idea. Maybe it would subconsciously intimidate users to the point that they don't ask dumb questions either :)
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer