SOme JOkes...
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Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer: On their MARRIAGE If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says: we should KILL him. Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends. Three FASTEST means of Communication 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
Jey
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Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer: On their MARRIAGE If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says: we should KILL him. Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends. Three FASTEST means of Communication 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
Jey
Some are funny. :) But more interesting is to me is why are certain words in caps? :confused:
Weiye Chen A hermit trying to learn hibernation...
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Some are funny. :) But more interesting is to me is why are certain words in caps? :confused:
Weiye Chen A hermit trying to learn hibernation...
Weiye Chen wrote:
why are certain words in caps
May be one of the following: (*) Emphasis :) (*) Angry on you? :mad: :)
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Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer: On their MARRIAGE If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says: we should KILL him. Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends. Three FASTEST means of Communication 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
Jey
Jay_se wrote:
Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
The proven Speed Accelerator (Invincible) :)
Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips
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Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer: On their MARRIAGE If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says: we should KILL him. Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends. Three FASTEST means of Communication 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
Jey
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Try some WD40 on your caps lock key
Peter "Until the invention of the computer, the machine gun was the device that enabled humans to make the most mistakes in the smallest amount of time."
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WD40 = spray lubricant
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Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer: On their MARRIAGE If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says: we should KILL him. Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends. Three FASTEST means of Communication 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
Jey
These are old and tired jokes.
Upcoming events: * Glasgow: Mock Objects, SQL Server CLR Integration, Reporting Services, db4o, Dependency Injection with Spring ... "I wouldn't say boo to a goose. I'm not a coward, I just realise that it would be largely pointless." My website
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WD40 = spray lubricant
------------------------------------------- Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Just bugger off and leave me alone!!
Tried it - it stings...
"More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF
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These are old and tired jokes.
Upcoming events: * Glasgow: Mock Objects, SQL Server CLR Integration, Reporting Services, db4o, Dependency Injection with Spring ... "I wouldn't say boo to a goose. I'm not a coward, I just realise that it would be largely pointless." My website
No joke is old if you are hearing it for the first time. But yes, these jokes are bad, regardless of their age.
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