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What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?

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    Sylvester george
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    After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization" , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. " Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?" Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

    Regards, Sylvester G If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure

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      After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization" , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. " Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?" Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

      Regards, Sylvester G If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure

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      gvisgr8
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      This joke is kinda logical but not fully legal. whatever that means..:wtf::wtf::wtf:

      Who am I? Do you know me....:omg:

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        After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization" , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. " Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?" Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

        Regards, Sylvester G If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure

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        Rage
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        Sylvester george wrote:

        Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal

        I do not want to play the "joke analyst", but is this really not legal ? In the very meaning "illegal" ? It is certainly not moral, but not illegal, IMO.

        Don't follow any man spiritually, don't do anything that will get you in sh*t if god is real - Bradml[^]

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          Sylvester george wrote:

          Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal

          I do not want to play the "joke analyst", but is this really not legal ? In the very meaning "illegal" ? It is certainly not moral, but not illegal, IMO.

          Don't follow any man spiritually, don't do anything that will get you in sh*t if god is real - Bradml[^]

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          Patrick Etc
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          Rage wrote:

          I do not want to play the "joke analyst", but is this really not legal ? In the very meaning "illegal" ? It is certainly not moral, but not illegal, IMO.

          I made the same observation and it kinda ruined the joke for me :(

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            After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization" , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. " Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?" Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

            Regards, Sylvester G If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure

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            devenv exe
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            Please post this to a programming forum. Not in The Lounge

            Developer Fantasies

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              Please post this to a programming forum. Not in The Lounge

              Developer Fantasies

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              J4amieC
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              I hope you forgot the joke icon!

              --- How to get answers to your questions[^]

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                Rage wrote:

                I do not want to play the "joke analyst", but is this really not legal ? In the very meaning "illegal" ? It is certainly not moral, but not illegal, IMO.

                I made the same observation and it kinda ruined the joke for me :(

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                Bijesh
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                Patrick Sears wrote:

                made the same observation and it kinda ruined the joke for me

                Thats what ruined the 'joke' for you?? :-D

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                  I hope you forgot the joke icon!

                  --- How to get answers to your questions[^]

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                  Rage
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                  He raised a good question : If I post a joke in the C++ forum, would I get flamed for not posting it in the Lounge ? I think it depends on how good the joke is.

                  Don't follow any man spiritually, don't do anything that will get you in sh*t if god is real - Bradml[^]

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                    After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization" , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. " Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?" Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

                    Regards, Sylvester G If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure

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                    Bijesh
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                    Sylvester george wrote:

                    you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical.

                    Maybe he's rich ?

                    Sylvester george wrote:

                    Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal.

                    I think it is legal, although an alarming number of people in India seem to think it isn't and are ok with it.

                    Sylvester george wrote:

                    The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

                    Sure it's logical. He had no idea his student is the one doing his wife, and he did lose the challenge.

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                      After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization" , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. " Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?" Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

                      Regards, Sylvester G If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure

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                      Rajesh R Subramanian
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                      Thank you very much.


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                        Sylvester george wrote:

                        Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal

                        I do not want to play the "joke analyst", but is this really not legal ? In the very meaning "illegal" ? It is certainly not moral, but not illegal, IMO.

                        Don't follow any man spiritually, don't do anything that will get you in sh*t if god is real - Bradml[^]

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                        Brady Kelly
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                        Rage wrote:

                        I do not want to play the "joke analyst", but is this really not legal ? In the very meaning "illegal" ? It is certainly not moral, but not illegal, IMO.

                        In Red Stateler and company's future America, it will be illegal.

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                          Sylvester george wrote:

                          Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal

                          I do not want to play the "joke analyst", but is this really not legal ? In the very meaning "illegal" ? It is certainly not moral, but not illegal, IMO.

                          Don't follow any man spiritually, don't do anything that will get you in sh*t if god is real - Bradml[^]

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                          Brady Kelly
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                          Strange laws, in South Africa adultery was only illegal if between between mixed races: "Immorality Amendment Act, Act No 21 of 1950; amended in 1957 (Act 23) - Prohibited adultery, attempted adultery or related immoral acts (extra-marital sex) between white and black people."

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                            Sylvester george wrote:

                            Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal

                            I do not want to play the "joke analyst", but is this really not legal ? In the very meaning "illegal" ? It is certainly not moral, but not illegal, IMO.

                            Don't follow any man spiritually, don't do anything that will get you in sh*t if god is real - Bradml[^]

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                            PIEBALDconsult
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                            Rage wrote:

                            It is certainly not moral

                            It may not fit some people's morals, but apparently it is within the morals of they involved.

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