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  • T Tom Welch

    leppie wrote:

    The compiler always bitches @ retrun flase;

    That is so ture. :-D

    A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg

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    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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    No, it's treu! ;P

    -- Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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    • M Malcolm Smart

      Does anybody else constantly type the same word incorrectly? Without fail, I type the as teh. Back in my BBC Basic days, pirnt instead of print as well.

      "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

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      Paul M Watt
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      retrun flase I think the funniest typos I make are when I type out a correctly spelled word, but it was not the word that I was looking for. work instead of word I used to type caren instead of caret, (ex-girlfriend, don't let my wife know)

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      • M Michael Dunn

        When I try to type "buggy" I always end up typing "buffy".

        --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | PimpFish | CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ Hungarian notation FTW

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        Paul M Watt
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        If the 'f' wasn't so close to the 'g' I would think that you were thinking a little too much about Alyson Hannigan

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        • S Simon Capewell

          Count often goes wrong, losing a vowel. Either way, it's caused some embarrassment on occasion :doh:

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          Malcolm Smart
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          1st day, 1st ever contract, I did exactly that. Not a good start.

          "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

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          • M Malcolm Smart

            1st day, 1st ever contract, I did exactly that. Not a good start.

            "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

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            Simon Capewell
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            Hopefully it got better though! In a similar vein, I entered the username wakeman incorrectly whilst demonstrating to our new starter, Mr Wakeman, what his new login was. I think you can probably imagine what I mutated it to :omg:

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            • M Matthew Faithfull

              Yep, teh, pritn, untill. My latest dyslexic trait is too put teh space sin my sentence sone lette rbefore wher ethey shoul dbe. I'm told I have a specifi clearning difficulty but I' msure they just mean I'm stubborn :laugh:

              Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.

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              Blake Miller
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              I have that same learning difficulty - I have trouble learning to touch type :laugh:

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              • S Simon Capewell

                Hopefully it got better though! In a similar vein, I entered the username wakeman incorrectly whilst demonstrating to our new starter, Mr Wakeman, what his new login was. I think you can probably imagine what I mutated it to :omg:

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                Malcolm Smart
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                Nice one. Not trying to beat you each time but.... one contract I took, the company created user IDs based on the first three letters of the surname, the first letter of the first name and a dept number. Contractors were 99. So my login was smam99. Gods truth, a week after a Ijoined, a new starter with the name Terry Cunningham joined. Needless to say, they changed their logon creation method!:-D Your Wakeman story reminded me of the story in the paper tonight - Sean Bean having a go at Neil Warnock (Sheff Weds (or united?) manager). He said the fans refer to him by his anagram - Colin W*****r. That brought a smile to my face at the end of what has been a really bad day.

                "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

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                • B Blake Miller

                  I have that same learning difficulty - I have trouble learning to touch type :laugh:

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                  Matthew Faithfull
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                  Yep twetny years and mine's still rubbish.

                  Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.

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                  • M Malcolm Smart

                    Nice one. Not trying to beat you each time but.... one contract I took, the company created user IDs based on the first three letters of the surname, the first letter of the first name and a dept number. Contractors were 99. So my login was smam99. Gods truth, a week after a Ijoined, a new starter with the name Terry Cunningham joined. Needless to say, they changed their logon creation method!:-D Your Wakeman story reminded me of the story in the paper tonight - Sean Bean having a go at Neil Warnock (Sheff Weds (or united?) manager). He said the fans refer to him by his anagram - Colin W*****r. That brought a smile to my face at the end of what has been a really bad day.

                    "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

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                    Simon Capewell
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                    Class :laugh: It could've been worse though, they could've used the whole of the first name! The best I can retaliate with is Webberk, which is tame in comparison. Your Colin story reminds me of the piece in The Register about the Thailand Open Source Software Festival[^]

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                    • S Simon Capewell

                      Class :laugh: It could've been worse though, they could've used the whole of the first name! The best I can retaliate with is Webberk, which is tame in comparison. Your Colin story reminds me of the piece in The Register about the Thailand Open Source Software Festival[^]

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                      Malcolm Smart
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                      Superb!

                      "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

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                      • M Malcolm Smart

                        Superb!

                        "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

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                        Simon Capewell
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                        It's the logo that caused meltdown round here.

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                        • M Malcolm Smart

                          Does anybody else constantly type the same word incorrectly? Without fail, I type the as teh. Back in my BBC Basic days, pirnt instead of print as well.

                          "More functions should disregard input values and just return 12. It would make life easier." - comment posted on WTF

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                          chaiguy1337
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                          I always mistype "users" as "suers" and to be honest it kind of freaks me out! :laugh:

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