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Lost User

yes, yes, the attractive women... there are a few hotties here that would absolutely lose their lunch if they saw my ghostly white cheeks...oh, well. i'm just in one of these moods right now. Seens from the movie Office Space keeping popping into my head.

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Marc Clifton wrote:

No, but when I used to work in an office building, there were several attractive women that I would have enjoyed watching.

darn you... I thought punishable thoughts.... I need to go distract myself with programming for a while now....

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Douglas Troy

[from somewhere in the office] - "Whoo-who! Look at me!" [office guy 1] "What the hell was that?!?!" [office guy 2] "What's today?" [office guy 1] "Wednesday?!?! Why???" [from somewhere in the office] - "I'm king of the world!!!!!!!!!" [office guy 1] "Who IS that?!?!" [office guy 2] "2nd Wednesday of the month?" [office guy 2] "uh?!?! Yea ... I think so ... why??" [John running by office guy 1 cubical] - "I got yer BSOD right HERE!" [office guy 2] "OH DEAR GOD!!!! HE'S NAKED!!! ARG! MY EYES!!!" [office guy 1] "Yea. It's Naked Wednesday. That's John. Here, take this ..." [office guy 2] "WHAT?!?! WTF is THAT?" [office guy 1] "Bleach." [office guy 2] "WHAT?!?! What for?!?!?" [office guy 1] "Pour it in your eyes. Causes blindness, but the nightmares never actually go away ..." [John running by office guy 1 cubical] - "Here's your NETWORK CABLE!!!!" [office guy 2] "Just kill me now please ..."

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Minosknight

No but I did have an intern that enjoyed wearing at least 5 shirts to work each day. Throughout the day said intern would take one off periodically, sometimes the last one, because"Sorry, I was in the zone". Had he not been one of the best programmers this office had seen he probably would have been asked to leave some time ago (other reasons too).

Think of it this way...using a Stradivarius violin to pound nails should not be considered a sound construction technique

ednrgc

No. It sounds like you need professional help. :laugh:

Pete OHanlon

Too many Naked Wednesday's?

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Pete OHanlon

Just let me know when and where. I'll be your personal bodyguard for the evening.

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Pete OHanlon

Been there, done it. But then I did work from home for a while.

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StevenWalsh

please tell me you work from home.... or you're a female model..... or you pay your programmers LOTS of money :)

Pete OHanlon

But Marc - we think of you as the Stud Muffin of Software. There are many females who would have enjoyed seeing you do a hardbody - sort of the developer Chppendales. We'd have to get Chris, Christian, Josh and Nish to join in of course.

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Marc Clifton

Pete O`Hanlon wrote:

There are many females who would have enjoyed seeing you do a hardbody

Where? Where? :~ Ah, you're pulling my leg!

Pete O`Hanlon wrote:

We'd have to get Chris, Christian, Josh and Nish to join in of course.

Erm, yeah. Marc

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Pete OHanlon

Fine figures of men all.

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Douglas Troy wrote:

[John running by office guy 1 cubical] - "Here's your NETWORK CABLE!!!!"

More like "Here's your "fat pipe" but yeah that sounds like a fun day at the office.

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Christian Graus

I work from home, so if I feel like it, I do it.

Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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I work from a completely private multi-acre forested property in the south west corner of my home within 60 feet of a hot tub and 120 feet of a nice cool pond and a 5 minute drive to a nice park on the ocean where I can mountain bike to my hearts content and within a 20 minute drive to the top of a ski hill. I'm usually only naked in one of those places though. ;)

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Gary R Wheeler

Actually, today it would have been nice for a little while after lunch :-O. I run on my lunch hour. Today was a 6 mile route, and I didn't take long enough afterward to cool off, so my shower was only marginally helpful. I spent the next hour at my desk trying to cool off, even though I was fully dressed :sigh:.

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hairy_hats

I'm amazed you ever do any work in those surroundings. *envy*