Some Sardar Jokes.... [modified]
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Is there any point pointing out that most of the non-Indian contingent here have no idea what a "Sardar" is (or care) (I think it's a brand of wool that my wife uses...)
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You have to learn how to point it out, so that despite being pointless, the act of doing so makes it feel like you're scrapes a layer of skin off their faces. Make it sting.
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Its a forwarded mail to me. Its simply a sardar joke...just for the relaxation of all our CP ians in their busy schedule. (Its not intended to hurt anybody). Hopefully its not a repost. 2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO... *********************************************** Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office.... ****************************** ***************** Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion...... ...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......" *********************************************** 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy. Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!.... *********************************************** A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating....... *********************************************** A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR. *********************************************** Interviewar: what s ur qualification? Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.... *********************************************** Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar : liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS....... -- modified at 7:41 Thursday 16th August, 2007
Jey
Your jokes are pretty old and most certainly didn't start in India. Beyond that, your ability to communicate to a mostly English speaking membership sucks. Nobody here wants to read IM text-speak messages - you're sitting at a computer, so take the freakin' time to type complete words and format the text so it's easily readable. So, my advice is that you re-align your dot and try again.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
poor. So "sarder jokes" are the indian equivalent to british telling irish jokes, or canadians telling newfy jokes. as I said, poor! And what makes it 100x worse? THE BLOODY TXTSPK!!!!
Yeah, the TXTSPK was the bit that made them unreadable for me. I am old.
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Its a forwarded mail to me. Its simply a sardar joke...just for the relaxation of all our CP ians in their busy schedule. (Its not intended to hurt anybody). Hopefully its not a repost. 2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO... *********************************************** Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office.... ****************************** ***************** Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion...... ...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......" *********************************************** 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy. Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!.... *********************************************** A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating....... *********************************************** A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR. *********************************************** Interviewar: what s ur qualification? Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.... *********************************************** Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar : liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS....... -- modified at 7:41 Thursday 16th August, 2007
Jey
I'm not complaining about the prejudice in the jokes. I do Irish, Aussie and Saffa jokes all day. What I am complaining about is that your poorly written jokes ridicule the Sardar for having poor English skills. It is hypocrisy. Ugh. BTW are the Sardars you speak of the same as the Sadars of Iraq?
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
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you need to be an indian to make sense out of this,these aren't 'poor' jokes either.
Vivek Narayanan wrote:
you need to be an indian to make sense out of this
No, you don't. As I mentioned above every country/locality/nationality has another country/locality/nationality that it uses as the butt of "stupid people" jokes. Brits tend to use the Irish, AFAIK canadians use people from newfoundland, AFAIK Australians use Tasmanians etc etc etc ad infinitum. Most of these jokes could have sarder replaced with irishman and would work just as well. For that matter they are mostly the same as "blonde" jokes in the western world. Seriously, India didn't invent this type of joke. Sorry to burst your bubble.
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Vivek Narayanan wrote:
you need to be an indian to make sense out of this
No, you don't. As I mentioned above every country/locality/nationality has another country/locality/nationality that it uses as the butt of "stupid people" jokes. Brits tend to use the Irish, AFAIK canadians use people from newfoundland, AFAIK Australians use Tasmanians etc etc etc ad infinitum. Most of these jokes could have sarder replaced with irishman and would work just as well. For that matter they are mostly the same as "blonde" jokes in the western world. Seriously, India didn't invent this type of joke. Sorry to burst your bubble.
J4amieC wrote:
Seriously, India didn't invent this type of joke. Sorry to burst your bubble.
And he thought he had a sense of humour in that bubble.
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So, my advice is that you
re-align your dotand try again.Given the Indian theme of this thread, I found that pretty damn funny... Peace!
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Your jokes are pretty old and most certainly didn't start in India. Beyond that, your ability to communicate to a mostly English speaking membership sucks. Nobody here wants to read IM text-speak messages - you're sitting at a computer, so take the freakin' time to type complete words and format the text so it's easily readable. So, my advice is that you re-align your dot and try again.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
So, my advice is that you
re-align your dotand try again.Given the Indian theme of this thread, I found that pretty damn funny... Peace!
-=- James
Please rate this message - let me know if I helped or not! * * *If you think it costs a lot to do it right, just wait until you find out how much it costs to do it wrong!
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I'm not complaining about the prejudice in the jokes. I do Irish, Aussie and Saffa jokes all day. What I am complaining about is that your poorly written jokes ridicule the Sardar for having poor English skills. It is hypocrisy. Ugh. BTW are the Sardars you speak of the same as the Sadars of Iraq?
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Shog9 wrote:
And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...
I think the word you're looking for here is 'irony'
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )
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I'm not complaining about the prejudice in the jokes. I do Irish, Aussie and Saffa jokes all day. What I am complaining about is that your poorly written jokes ridicule the Sardar for having poor English skills. It is hypocrisy. Ugh. BTW are the Sardars you speak of the same as the Sadars of Iraq?
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Shog9 wrote:
And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...
Paul Watson wrote:
same as the Sadars
I think its slang for Sikhs, their stereotype is as big and dumb with nagging wives.
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Before condemning Jey so much, are these jokes any worse (morally speaking) than the countless Texan, Irish, religious, or other jokes that do the rounds here and elsewhere? Not te mention the sexist ones... Most humour, if you look at it, relies on taking the piss out of someone, or some group.... ...stones and glass houses, and all.... ..if we're not careful, we'll be calling for the death penalty on anyone who dares print cartoons of the Prophet... Jey: a word of advice - re-write your jokes to be about the French - *no-one* minds that :laugh: Fred
Thank you
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you need to be an indian to make sense out of this,these aren't 'poor' jokes either.
Vivek Narayanan wrote:
you need to be an indian to make sense out of this,
In that case, this is the wrong place to post THAT joke(s).
Anything I will say you will bring it down to whatever you want.**
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Before condemning Jey so much, are these jokes any worse (morally speaking) than the countless Texan, Irish, religious, or other jokes that do the rounds here and elsewhere? Not te mention the sexist ones... Most humour, if you look at it, relies on taking the piss out of someone, or some group.... ...stones and glass houses, and all.... ..if we're not careful, we'll be calling for the death penalty on anyone who dares print cartoons of the Prophet... Jey: a word of advice - re-write your jokes to be about the French - *no-one* minds that :laugh: Fred
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And those are acceptable?
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Vivek Narayanan wrote:
you need to be an indian to make sense out of this
No, you don't. As I mentioned above every country/locality/nationality has another country/locality/nationality that it uses as the butt of "stupid people" jokes. Brits tend to use the Irish, AFAIK canadians use people from newfoundland, AFAIK Australians use Tasmanians etc etc etc ad infinitum. Most of these jokes could have sarder replaced with irishman and would work just as well. For that matter they are mostly the same as "blonde" jokes in the western world. Seriously, India didn't invent this type of joke. Sorry to burst your bubble.
J4amieC wrote:
As I mentioned above every country/locality/nationality has another country/locality/nationality that it uses as the butt of "stupid people" jokes
Sardars *are* Indians and the best Sardar jokes are told by Sardars.
Cheers, Vıkram.
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Vivek Narayanan wrote:
you need to be an indian to make sense out of this,
In that case, this is the wrong place to post THAT joke(s).
Anything I will say you will bring it down to whatever you want.**
- Le Centriste**brahmma wrote:
In that case, this is the wrong place to post THAT joke(s)
Ah, yes. Let's have only American and Brit jokes.
Cheers, Vıkram.
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