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  • J James R Twine

    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    So, my advice is that you re-align your dot and try again.

    Given the Indian theme of this thread, I found that pretty damn funny...    Peace!

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    James R Twine
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    Woah - my reply ended up in the WRONG thread...!

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      Your jokes are pretty old and most certainly didn't start in India. Beyond that, your ability to communicate to a mostly English speaking membership sucks. Nobody here wants to read IM text-speak messages - you're sitting at a computer, so take the freakin' time to type complete words and format the text so it's easily readable. So, my advice is that you re-align your dot and try again.

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      James R Twine
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      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

      So, my advice is that you re-align your dot and try again.

      Given the Indian theme of this thread, I found that pretty damn funny...    Peace!

      -=- James
      Please rate this message - let me know if I helped or not! * * * If you think it costs a lot to do it right, just wait until you find out how much it costs to do it wrong!
      Avoid driving a vehicle taller than you and remember that Professional Driver on Closed Course does not mean your Dumb Ass on a Public Road!
      See DeleteFXPFiles

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      • P Paul Watson

        I'm not complaining about the prejudice in the jokes. I do Irish, Aussie and Saffa jokes all day. What I am complaining about is that your poorly written jokes ridicule the Sardar for having poor English skills. It is hypocrisy. Ugh. BTW are the Sardars you speak of the same as the Sadars of Iraq?

        regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

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        Christian Graus
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        I think the word you're looking for here is 'irony'

        Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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        • P Paul Watson

          I'm not complaining about the prejudice in the jokes. I do Irish, Aussie and Saffa jokes all day. What I am complaining about is that your poorly written jokes ridicule the Sardar for having poor English skills. It is hypocrisy. Ugh. BTW are the Sardars you speak of the same as the Sadars of Iraq?

          regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

          Shog9 wrote:

          And with that, Paul closed his browser, sipped his herbal tea, fixed the flower in his hair, and smiled brightly at the multitude of cute, furry animals flocking around the grassy hillside where he sat coding Ruby on his Mac...

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          Ryan Roberts
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          Paul Watson wrote:

          same as the Sadars

          I think its slang for Sikhs, their stereotype is as big and dumb with nagging wives.

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          • F Fred_Smith

            Before condemning Jey so much, are these jokes any worse (morally speaking) than the countless Texan, Irish, religious, or other jokes that do the rounds here and elsewhere? Not te mention the sexist ones... Most humour, if you look at it, relies on taking the piss out of someone, or some group.... ...stones and glass houses, and all.... ..if we're not careful, we'll be calling for the death penalty on anyone who dares print cartoons of the Prophet... Jey: a word of advice - re-write your jokes to be about the French - *no-one* minds that :laugh: Fred

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            Thank you

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            • V Vivek Narayanan

              you need to be an indian to make sense out of this,these aren't 'poor' jokes either.

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              Rajesh R Subramanian
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              Vivek Narayanan wrote:

              you need to be an indian to make sense out of this,

              In that case, this is the wrong place to post THAT joke(s).

              Anything I will say you will bring it down to whatever you want.**
              - Le Centriste**

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              • F Fred_Smith

                Before condemning Jey so much, are these jokes any worse (morally speaking) than the countless Texan, Irish, religious, or other jokes that do the rounds here and elsewhere? Not te mention the sexist ones... Most humour, if you look at it, relies on taking the piss out of someone, or some group.... ...stones and glass houses, and all.... ..if we're not careful, we'll be calling for the death penalty on anyone who dares print cartoons of the Prophet... Jey: a word of advice - re-write your jokes to be about the French - *no-one* minds that :laugh: Fred

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                Lost User
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                And those are acceptable?

                Visit http://www.readytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                • L Lost User

                  And those are acceptable?

                  Visit http://www.readytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                  Fred_Smith
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                  What, annoying the French? It's a great British national pastime - we'll claim our native traditional rights if anyone tries to stop us! We play cricket, we like warm beer, and we never miss an opportuniuty to piss the French off... we've been doing it for centuries - hey, since before the USA was even a twinkle in Columbus' telescope.... :-D

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                  • J J4amieC

                    Vivek Narayanan wrote:

                    you need to be an indian to make sense out of this

                    No, you don't. As I mentioned above every country/locality/nationality has another country/locality/nationality that it uses as the butt of "stupid people" jokes. Brits tend to use the Irish, AFAIK canadians use people from newfoundland, AFAIK Australians use Tasmanians etc etc etc ad infinitum. Most of these jokes could have sarder replaced with irishman and would work just as well. For that matter they are mostly the same as "blonde" jokes in the western world. Seriously, India didn't invent this type of joke. Sorry to burst your bubble.

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                    Vikram A Punathambekar
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                    J4amieC wrote:

                    As I mentioned above every country/locality/nationality has another country/locality/nationality that it uses as the butt of "stupid people" jokes

                    Sardars *are* Indians and the best Sardar jokes are told by Sardars.

                    Cheers, Vıkram.


                    After all is said and done, much is said and little is done.

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                    • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                      Vivek Narayanan wrote:

                      you need to be an indian to make sense out of this,

                      In that case, this is the wrong place to post THAT joke(s).

                      Anything I will say you will bring it down to whatever you want.**
                      - Le Centriste**

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                      Vikram A Punathambekar
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                      brahmma wrote:

                      In that case, this is the wrong place to post THAT joke(s)

                      Ah, yes. Let's have only American and Brit jokes.

                      Cheers, Vıkram.


                      After all is said and done, much is said and little is done.

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