Chuck Norris is a wimp!

Diego Moita

Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

WillemM

I like this one: Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

WM. What about weapons of mass-construction? "What? Its an Apple MacBook Pro. They are sexy!" - Paul Watson My blog

Luis Alonso Ramos

That was a Chuck Norris original!! How about? Everybody wears Superman pijamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pijamas, Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pijamas. :-D

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WillemM

I feel a recursive function coming up here ;P Jack Bauers steals Chuck Norris his pijamas.

WM. What about weapons of mass-construction? "What? Its an Apple MacBook Pro. They are sexy!" - Paul Watson My blog

Josh Smith

:laugh: These are great!

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Without a strive for perfection I would be terribly bored.

Josh Smith

Luis Alonso Ramos wrote:

Everybody wears Superman pijamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pijamas, Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pijamas.

Jack Bauer wears a bulletproof vest and gas mask.

:josh: My WPF Blog[^] Without a strive for perfection I would be terribly bored.

Rajesh R Subramanian

If you're holding a gun to Jack Bauer's head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.

:laugh:

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero .·´¯`·->ßRÅhmmÃ<-·´¯`·.

bgvivekbg

Josh Smith wrote:

wears a bulletproof vest and gas mask.

Well, even if he doesn't, he will come out safe :)

ednrgc

If that's your criteria, Christopher Walken kicks everyone's butt. He played RR and lost!!! Then continued his career.