Physics JOTD
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God that's scary - I actually got the joke. I'd better not tell my coworkers or wife, they already call me a geek. Scott
just embrace it! my wife's been calling me nerd since she met me 6 years ago. I won't even get into the pranks I suffer at work. But to be honest, you got to admit, in the end, its just other people admitting that you are well of knowledge/smarts/wisdom/technophilia with legs.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't... ______________________ "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook
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Yeah, I quite like broccoli too. I hate zucchini and mushrooms though. *shudders*
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright! What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Blood tests! What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids wont eat broccoli! Which knight helped King Arthur build his round table? Sir Cumference! Why was the obtuse angle upset? Because he was never right! What's a polygon? A dead parrot!
I like mushrooms - that's strange among Indian vegetarians. I have no idea what zucchini is.
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright! What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Blood tests! What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids wont eat broccoli! Which knight helped King Arthur build his round table? Sir Cumference! Why was the obtuse angle upset? Because he was never right! What's a polygon? A dead parrot!
Mate, when I read your last post, I thought you were adding some jokes to the thread. I had no idea that was your sig! :wtf:
Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.
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My son would like to send you his broccoli. :laugh: He is not very fond of it. Jay
Let him send it, please. It's not often that I get it here. ;)
Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.
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I like mushrooms - that's strange among Indian vegetarians. I have no idea what zucchini is.
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright! What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Blood tests! What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids wont eat broccoli! Which knight helped King Arthur build his round table? Sir Cumference! Why was the obtuse angle upset? Because he was never right! What's a polygon? A dead parrot!
Mate, when I read your last post, I thought you were adding some jokes to the thread. I had no idea that was your sig! :wtf:
Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.
Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:
Mate, when I read your last post, I thought you were adding some jokes to the thread. I had no idea that was your sig!
Yeah, when I looked at it again I figured people wouldn't realise. So, I changed it. :)
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright! What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Blood tests! What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids wont eat broccoli! Which knight helped King Arthur build his round table? Sir Cumference! Why was the obtuse angle upset? Because he was never right! What's a polygon? A dead parrot!
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I like mushrooms - that's strange among Indian vegetarians. I have no idea what zucchini is.
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright! What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Blood tests! What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids wont eat broccoli! Which knight helped King Arthur build his round table? Sir Cumference! Why was the obtuse angle upset? Because he was never right! What's a polygon? A dead parrot!
Mate, when I read your last post, I thought you were adding some jokes to the thread. I had no idea that was your sig! :wtf:
Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.
Actually, I have a feeling many people are going to get very sick of those jokes very quickly...I'd better think of something very clever for my signature. ;)
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright! What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Blood tests! What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids wont eat broccoli! Which knight helped King Arthur build his round table? Sir Cumference! Why was the obtuse angle upset? Because he was never right! What's a polygon? A dead parrot!
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Two Cats sitting on a roof. Which one falls off first? The one with the smaller mu! OK, now how many people get that?
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Yeah, I quite like broccoli too. I hate zucchini and mushrooms though. *shudders*
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright! What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Blood tests! What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids wont eat broccoli! Which knight helped King Arthur build his round table? Sir Cumference! Why was the obtuse angle upset? Because he was never right! What's a polygon? A dead parrot!
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Yeah, I quite like broccoli too. I hate zucchini and mushrooms though. *shudders*
The title says it all ... really.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Yeah, I quite like broccoli too. I hate zucchini and mushrooms though. *shudders*
The title says it all ... really.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Sometimes the loser kids are the coolest to hang around with. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES. *sigh*
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:rose:
Sometimes the loser kids are the coolest to hang around with. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES. *sigh*
Shouldn't you be in bed? How do expect to grow up in to a big strong boy if you don't get enough sleep?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Shouldn't you be in bed? How do expect to grow up in to a big strong boy if you don't get enough sleep?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
It's only....1:13..........on a school night....... Damn..... G'night!
Sometimes the loser kids are the coolest to hang around with. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES. *sigh*
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I love that stuff. Shame you can't get much of it in India. On the rare occassions I go to Pizza Hut, I ask for a salad with extra broccoli. The Sir Cumference joke is very good. :-D
Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.
Broccoli isn't common in India? I'm astounded since in North America a lot of "genuine" indian recipes call for Broccoli. It's extremely easy to grow, I'm surprised you don't have it commonly there. It's the staple of any stir fry dish I make.
"I don't want more choice. I just want better things!" - Edina Monsoon
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Broccoli isn't common in India? I'm astounded since in North America a lot of "genuine" indian recipes call for Broccoli. It's extremely easy to grow, I'm surprised you don't have it commonly there. It's the staple of any stir fry dish I make.
"I don't want more choice. I just want better things!" - Edina Monsoon
Weird. :~ I've never eaten/seen it in Indian cooking, although cauliflowers are very commonly used.
Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.
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Weird. :~ I've never eaten/seen it in Indian cooking, although cauliflowers are very commonly used.
Cheers, विक्रम
Be yourself, no matter what they say. - Sting, Englishman in New York.