You may live in Texas when...
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You forgot the most important one: You may live in Texas if you don't get to see Alicia Silverstone nude on television.
Wout
Mmmmmm.... Alicia. Oh no - I've slipped into another Homer moment there.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas. -Seriously, the reason why you look for someone at Lowe who works there is so they can go get you a cart. You can learn a lot more by talking to the contractors that are floating around. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas. -And that can really suck if it is Chatty Kathy, as leckey would call them. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas. -We get so tried of the out-towners DFW area. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas. -This one got me to thinking that anytime we plan on going somewhere we do ask first how long the trip is. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas. -I just want to add cows also. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas. -We only have one key to our house and most of the time we don't know where it is. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas. -I really don't know what is wrong with that. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody s passing you, you may live in Texas. -This sounds like Dallas to me. If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas. -I kid you not, this morning it 64 degrees and I thought for a moment about going back inside and putting on a long sleeve shirt. So how do these match up against where you live.
God Bless, Jason
I am not perfect but I try to be better than those before me. So those who come after me will be better than I am.If you had a 88 degree Christmas, you were in Houston. :)
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Mmmmmm.... Alicia. Oh no - I've slipped into another Homer moment there.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Heehee, definitely!
Wout
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If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas. -Seriously, the reason why you look for someone at Lowe who works there is so they can go get you a cart. You can learn a lot more by talking to the contractors that are floating around. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas. -And that can really suck if it is Chatty Kathy, as leckey would call them. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas. -We get so tried of the out-towners DFW area. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas. -This one got me to thinking that anytime we plan on going somewhere we do ask first how long the trip is. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas. -I just want to add cows also. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas. -We only have one key to our house and most of the time we don't know where it is. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas. -I really don't know what is wrong with that. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody s passing you, you may live in Texas. -This sounds like Dallas to me. If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas. -I kid you not, this morning it 64 degrees and I thought for a moment about going back inside and putting on a long sleeve shirt. So how do these match up against where you live.
God Bless, Jason
I am not perfect but I try to be better than those before me. So those who come after me will be better than I am.You know you're in Newcastle when It's blowing a blizzard, the dogs are frozen in the street and still the girls are out in short dresses and the lads are out in their t-shirts.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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You know you're in Newcastle when It's blowing a blizzard, the dogs are frozen in the street and still the girls are out in short dresses and the lads are out in their t-shirts.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Actual frozen dead dogs.:confused: X|
God Bless, Jason
I am not perfect but I try to be better than those before me. So those who come after me will be better than I am. -
Actual frozen dead dogs.:confused: X|
God Bless, Jason
I am not perfect but I try to be better than those before me. So those who come after me will be better than I am.jason_lakewhitney wrote:
Actual frozen dead dogs.
Not really - I was going for the effect.;P
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas. -Seriously, the reason why you look for someone at Lowe who works there is so they can go get you a cart. You can learn a lot more by talking to the contractors that are floating around. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas. -And that can really suck if it is Chatty Kathy, as leckey would call them. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas. -We get so tried of the out-towners DFW area. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas. -This one got me to thinking that anytime we plan on going somewhere we do ask first how long the trip is. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas. -I just want to add cows also. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas. -We only have one key to our house and most of the time we don't know where it is. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas. -I really don't know what is wrong with that. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody s passing you, you may live in Texas. -This sounds like Dallas to me. If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas. -I kid you not, this morning it 64 degrees and I thought for a moment about going back inside and putting on a long sleeve shirt. So how do these match up against where you live.
God Bless, Jason
I am not perfect but I try to be better than those before me. So those who come after me will be better than I am.jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas
This could happen in South Dakota.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas
Guilty.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas.
My mother in law can strike up a conversation and get the person's life story in 5 seconds flat.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas
Same in South Dakota.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas
Also include pheasants.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas
Lost my housekey the other day while we were out and Kori did not have his keys. We only got in because I left the door from the house into the garage open.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas
Believe it or not some women have never pumped their own gas.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody s passing you, you may live in Texas
Add that you spend the majority of the trip in the passing lane you have a South Dakotan.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas
You mean 60 below 0 right?;P
_____________________________________________ Flea Market! It's just like...it's just like...A MINI-MALL!
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jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas
This could happen in South Dakota.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas
Guilty.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas.
My mother in law can strike up a conversation and get the person's life story in 5 seconds flat.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas
Same in South Dakota.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas
Also include pheasants.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas
Lost my housekey the other day while we were out and Kori did not have his keys. We only got in because I left the door from the house into the garage open.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas
Believe it or not some women have never pumped their own gas.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody s passing you, you may live in Texas
Add that you spend the majority of the trip in the passing lane you have a South Dakotan.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas
You mean 60 below 0 right?;P
_____________________________________________ Flea Market! It's just like...it's just like...A MINI-MALL!
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If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas. -Seriously, the reason why you look for someone at Lowe who works there is so they can go get you a cart. You can learn a lot more by talking to the contractors that are floating around. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas. -And that can really suck if it is Chatty Kathy, as leckey would call them. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas. -We get so tried of the out-towners DFW area. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas. -This one got me to thinking that anytime we plan on going somewhere we do ask first how long the trip is. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas. -I just want to add cows also. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas. -We only have one key to our house and most of the time we don't know where it is. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas. -I really don't know what is wrong with that. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody s passing you, you may live in Texas. -This sounds like Dallas to me. If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas. -I kid you not, this morning it 64 degrees and I thought for a moment about going back inside and putting on a long sleeve shirt. So how do these match up against where you live.
God Bless, Jason
I am not perfect but I try to be better than those before me. So those who come after me will be better than I am.I live in Texas. You do the math.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
I live in Texas. You do the math.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I live in Texas.
I never said Texas was perfect, it has at least one draw back.:)
God Bless, Jason
I am not perfect but I try to be better than those before me. So those who come after me will be better than I am. -
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas. -Seriously, the reason why you look for someone at Lowe who works there is so they can go get you a cart. You can learn a lot more by talking to the contractors that are floating around. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas. -And that can really suck if it is Chatty Kathy, as leckey would call them. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas. -We get so tried of the out-towners DFW area. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas. -This one got me to thinking that anytime we plan on going somewhere we do ask first how long the trip is. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas. -I just want to add cows also. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas. -We only have one key to our house and most of the time we don't know where it is. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas. -I really don't know what is wrong with that. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody s passing you, you may live in Texas. -This sounds like Dallas to me. If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas. -I kid you not, this morning it 64 degrees and I thought for a moment about going back inside and putting on a long sleeve shirt. So how do these match up against where you live.
God Bless, Jason
I am not perfect but I try to be better than those before me. So those who come after me will be better than I am.jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas.
I have actually never seen this in Texas, though I realize Texas has long since denied the existance of El Paso, and for some reason they want Hobbs, NM. very confusing on the latter... NM refuses to trade, we may not claim hobbs often, but we definately don't want El Paso either! Nope, you are lucky if you even get someone to help you in Lowes, including the employees. Now there is a secret to this.... send your wife alone down the aisle, get her to memorize a couple of questions, "seed questions" she can even admit ignorance after that, no problem (even if she knows the answer), she will get an outpouring of help from every guy in the store. I am not sure, but I think there is a shortage of women in the state. Men are viewed as competition, women are meant to be rescued, or something like that.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas.
Nope, they sell long-johns and full ski suits after the temperature drops below 70. You see less clothing on Canadians during the winter. Which is especially true of the one's visiting here during the winter. Snow birds we call them, those canadians are in short-sleeve shirts during their winter vacation here and the locals are wearing so much down they look like the stay-puff-marshmellow-man. It is very difficult to tell the men from the women during the winter, do not try to date during that time, REAL scary.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas.
Not going to happen here, though someone from el paso might ask you when you are leaving so they can drive up and empty your house... but hey, that's el paso for you. ;P
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas.
New Mexican's love to drive, not sure what it is, maybe they don't want to stay locally, but direction is irrelevant, it's like a random scatter effect, some stay, some leave in all directions, near, far, in between. Kind of cool to model in a particle system, looks like a real explosion without gravity, maybe a little-big-ba
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jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas.
I have actually never seen this in Texas, though I realize Texas has long since denied the existance of El Paso, and for some reason they want Hobbs, NM. very confusing on the latter... NM refuses to trade, we may not claim hobbs often, but we definately don't want El Paso either! Nope, you are lucky if you even get someone to help you in Lowes, including the employees. Now there is a secret to this.... send your wife alone down the aisle, get her to memorize a couple of questions, "seed questions" she can even admit ignorance after that, no problem (even if she knows the answer), she will get an outpouring of help from every guy in the store. I am not sure, but I think there is a shortage of women in the state. Men are viewed as competition, women are meant to be rescued, or something like that.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas.
Nope, they sell long-johns and full ski suits after the temperature drops below 70. You see less clothing on Canadians during the winter. Which is especially true of the one's visiting here during the winter. Snow birds we call them, those canadians are in short-sleeve shirts during their winter vacation here and the locals are wearing so much down they look like the stay-puff-marshmellow-man. It is very difficult to tell the men from the women during the winter, do not try to date during that time, REAL scary.
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas.
Not going to happen here, though someone from el paso might ask you when you are leaving so they can drive up and empty your house... but hey, that's el paso for you. ;P
jason_lakewhitney wrote:
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas.
New Mexican's love to drive, not sure what it is, maybe they don't want to stay locally, but direction is irrelevant, it's like a random scatter effect, some stay, some leave in all directions, near, far, in between. Kind of cool to model in a particle system, looks like a real explosion without gravity, maybe a little-big-ba
Are you from Hobbs? The new pastor at our church is from Hobbs.
God Bless, Jason
I am not perfect but I try to be better than those before me. So those who come after me will be better than I am. -
Are you from Hobbs? The new pastor at our church is from Hobbs.
God Bless, Jason
I am not perfect but I try to be better than those before me. So those who come after me will be better than I am.jason_lakewhitney wrote:
Are you from Hobbs?
ouch... I am hurt.... ;P ;);) Nope, not from Little Texas. :-D There actually was a hint in the animals of NM as to my location, subtle, but it is there. :laugh:
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
