Programming One Liners
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I've seen some of these as signatures. Some will make you roll on the floor some will make you scratch your head. Either way they will make your day. Enjoy... http://iheartdotnet.blogspot.com/2007/10/programming-one-liners.html[^]
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I've seen some of these as signatures. Some will make you roll on the floor some will make you scratch your head. Either way they will make your day. Enjoy... http://iheartdotnet.blogspot.com/2007/10/programming-one-liners.html[^]
:laugh::laugh::laugh: C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
The only programmers that are better that C programmers are those who code in 1's and 0's :bob: :)Programm3r My Blog: ^_^
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I've seen some of these as signatures. Some will make you roll on the floor some will make you scratch your head. Either way they will make your day. Enjoy... http://iheartdotnet.blogspot.com/2007/10/programming-one-liners.html[^]
My personal favorites: "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies." "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." "The gene pool could use a little chlorine." "Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer." (this one happened to me) "Programming is an art form that fights back."
Software Zen:
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I've seen some of these as signatures. Some will make you roll on the floor some will make you scratch your head. Either way they will make your day. Enjoy... http://iheartdotnet.blogspot.com/2007/10/programming-one-liners.html[^]
Very, very funny. There are so many possible sig entries in there.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Very, very funny. There are so many possible sig entries in there.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Um...most if not all of those date back to the Fidonet BBS days and *were* sigs at the time. I guess if no one else has seen them though then their ready for a comeback, like bell bottom jeans etc.
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I've seen some of these as signatures. Some will make you roll on the floor some will make you scratch your head. Either way they will make your day. Enjoy... http://iheartdotnet.blogspot.com/2007/10/programming-one-liners.html[^]
I used to pump the fortune program on Unix repeatedly into a .txt file. There were some good ones there too.
"Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..." "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."
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I used to pump the fortune program on Unix repeatedly into a .txt file. There were some good ones there too.
"Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..." "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."
Richard Jones wrote:
I used to pump the fortune program on Unix repeatedly into a .txt file. There were some good ones there too.
I did that for the limericks... :laugh: There was a lady from nantucket... :->
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Richard Jones wrote:
I used to pump the fortune program on Unix repeatedly into a .txt file. There were some good ones there too.
I did that for the limericks... :laugh: There was a lady from nantucket... :->
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
It is dark, You might get eaten by a groo. :~
"Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..." "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."