Space Age
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Tomorrow (Oct 4th) is the 50th anniversary of the Launch of Sputnik, and thus the beginning of the Space Age. Great things were promised... Moonbases by 1980, orbital Hotels, Space Girls with 3 breasts and green skin. Well ok, in 50 years we have seen many great things, the advances have been amazing. Pioneers and Mariners to the planets. Then Voyager, the greatest journey of them all. But as we sit here thinking of the acheivements made, ask yourselves this... Where's my JetPac? Will man ever land on the moon? Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Great things were promised...
I find it sad that things that are promised seem to always revolve around technology--cure this, do that faster, go further, work less, feel more, feel less, etc. But really useful things, like "peace on earth", are ignored. I guess we like gadgets more, especially gadgets that kill. Marc
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Well Geri does it for me! But no, wait, I want an exotic green dancing girl like on that episode of Star Trek. ( or Leia in her Golden Jabba Wear!)
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What about a Twi'lek?
Hope is the negation of reality - Raistlin Majere
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Fear not, it's all starting to come around. People who grew up reading science fiction and now have a *lot* of money on their hands and have come to the realization that nothing we had all hoped for will ever come out of NASA or any government space agency are funding the dream.
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt
Great! Where is Hari Seldon when you need him?
Hope is the negation of reality - Raistlin Majere
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Tomorrow (Oct 4th) is the 50th anniversary of the Launch of Sputnik, and thus the beginning of the Space Age. Great things were promised... Moonbases by 1980, orbital Hotels, Space Girls with 3 breasts and green skin. Well ok, in 50 years we have seen many great things, the advances have been amazing. Pioneers and Mariners to the planets. Then Voyager, the greatest journey of them all. But as we sit here thinking of the acheivements made, ask yourselves this... Where's my JetPac? Will man ever land on the moon? Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
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Dalek Dave wrote:
3 breasts
That may present an imbalance in certain carnal maneuvers...
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Where's my JetPac?
I bought up the patents. ;P
Dalek Dave wrote:
Will man ever land on the moon?
No, not until women and beer can join him. He wanted to get there once, found nothing of interest and ran away. Until the moon has women, man won't go there. So the bigger question is will women ever land on the moon? and will there be TV and Beer?
Dalek Dave wrote:
Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
The average man is uninteresting and boring. Just as we study chickens rather than dolphins for brain research (got a friend who is an expert in chicken neurological activity, honest!), so too aliens find the bizarre actions of amusingly unecucated rednecks... well... amusing! Thus worth studying. They probably abducted a few average men and women too... they slept through the experience and the aliens found that quite boring.... plus the snoring from the male rattled their nerves. The woman, if she woke up, blamed a man rather than aliens.... it was all too depressing. So they stuck with the rednecks. And the ultimate question.... Why is there always one more question? -- modified at 12:59 Wednesday 3rd October, 2007
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Dalek Dave wrote: Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks? I personally think that the aliens first abducted a Cubs fan as a control - So we can expect to see more UFO and abduction reports in the next few weeks as the aliens investigate the effect of playoffs to the denizens of the Ivy ballpark.
Nothing is impossible, we just don't know the way of it yet.
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We did get a lot of advancement from the space race. Teflon for one.
"Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..." "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."
Don't forget Tang. :laugh: Seriously though, there's a long list of useful spinoffs from the space program. I have a Heinlein essay listing a number of them that he wrote ~1980. If I can find the book it's in I'll post them out tonight.
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Tomorrow (Oct 4th) is the 50th anniversary of the Launch of Sputnik, and thus the beginning of the Space Age. Great things were promised... Moonbases by 1980, orbital Hotels, Space Girls with 3 breasts and green skin. Well ok, in 50 years we have seen many great things, the advances have been amazing. Pioneers and Mariners to the planets. Then Voyager, the greatest journey of them all. But as we sit here thinking of the acheivements made, ask yourselves this... Where's my JetPac? Will man ever land on the moon? Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Space Girls with 3 breasts and green skin
I once saw some of them - but the stuff was wearing off quickly.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Great things were promised...
I find it sad that things that are promised seem to always revolve around technology--cure this, do that faster, go further, work less, feel more, feel less, etc. But really useful things, like "peace on earth", are ignored. I guess we like gadgets more, especially gadgets that kill. Marc
Marc Clifton wrote:
But really useful things, like "peace on earth", are ignored. I guess we like gadgets more, especially gadgets that kill.
Given enough sufficiently inventive gasgets for killing people then you can ensure peace on earth. Well, as long as you've wiped out every last person on the planet (including yourself of course - after all, you may end up having a falling out with yourself).
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Tomorrow (Oct 4th) is the 50th anniversary of the Launch of Sputnik, and thus the beginning of the Space Age. Great things were promised... Moonbases by 1980, orbital Hotels, Space Girls with 3 breasts and green skin. Well ok, in 50 years we have seen many great things, the advances have been amazing. Pioneers and Mariners to the planets. Then Voyager, the greatest journey of them all. But as we sit here thinking of the acheivements made, ask yourselves this... Where's my JetPac? Will man ever land on the moon? Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
Hmmmm Space Girls you say - I think we have been invaded in my area - did other traits involve inability to handle alcohol and wearing short skirts over scabby legs with their belly folded over the top? If so we defo have them round here.
At university studying Software Engineering - if i say this line to girls i find they won't talk to me Dan
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Hmmmm Space Girls you say - I think we have been invaded in my area - did other traits involve inability to handle alcohol and wearing short skirts over scabby legs with their belly folded over the top? If so we defo have them round here.
At university studying Software Engineering - if i say this line to girls i find they won't talk to me Dan
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Where's my JetPac?
I bought up the patents. ;P
Dalek Dave wrote:
Will man ever land on the moon?
No, not until women and beer can join him. He wanted to get there once, found nothing of interest and ran away. Until the moon has women, man won't go there. So the bigger question is will women ever land on the moon? and will there be TV and Beer?
Dalek Dave wrote:
Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
The average man is uninteresting and boring. Just as we study chickens rather than dolphins for brain research (got a friend who is an expert in chicken neurological activity, honest!), so too aliens find the bizarre actions of amusingly unecucated rednecks... well... amusing! Thus worth studying. They probably abducted a few average men and women too... they slept through the experience and the aliens found that quite boring.... plus the snoring from the male rattled their nerves. The woman, if she woke up, blamed a man rather than aliens.... it was all too depressing. So they stuck with the rednecks. And the ultimate question.... Why is there always one more question? -- modified at 12:59 Wednesday 3rd October, 2007
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Tomorrow (Oct 4th) is the 50th anniversary of the Launch of Sputnik, and thus the beginning of the Space Age. Great things were promised... Moonbases by 1980, orbital Hotels, Space Girls with 3 breasts and green skin. Well ok, in 50 years we have seen many great things, the advances have been amazing. Pioneers and Mariners to the planets. Then Voyager, the greatest journey of them all. But as we sit here thinking of the acheivements made, ask yourselves this... Where's my JetPac? Will man ever land on the moon? Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
Dalek Dave wrote:
Will man ever land on the moon?
Yes, we did this over 35 years ago. What is cool, is we're doing it again. Moon 2.0. I'm virtually going to be next virtually. I'm on a team. Paying work must stop (and silly postings) for me. See here! Google Lunar X Prize :omg: If you want your name broadcast live from the moon (not some server here on earth), contact me immediately!
Gary
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El Corazon wrote:
aliens find the bizarre actions of amusingly unecucated rednecks
Pulls out dictionary. Hmmm, I think El is one of them with that alien-speak tongue and in-depth knowledge. :) Any other questions?
Gary
ghle wrote:
I think El is one of them with that alien-speak tongue and in-depth knowledge.
I have relatives from Roswell, sometimes I forget to speak English. ;P;P
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)