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  • P Pete OHanlon

    There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private Life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the Antidote known as Work-Isolating -Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

    Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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    blackjack2150
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    Pete O`Hanlon wrote:

    If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

    That's just hilarious!! :laugh:

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private Life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the Antidote known as Work-Isolating -Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

      Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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      Mushtaque Nizamani
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      Nice one. :)

      Pete O`Hanlon wrote:

      If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

      What if a person has more than 5 friends.

      Best Regards, Mushq Mushtaque Ahmed Nizamani Software Engineer Ultimus Pakistan

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      • M Mushtaque Nizamani

        Nice one. :)

        Pete O`Hanlon wrote:

        If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

        What if a person has more than 5 friends.

        Best Regards, Mushq Mushtaque Ahmed Nizamani Software Engineer Ultimus Pakistan

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        Pete OHanlon
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        Mushq wrote:

        What if a person has more than 5 friends.

        Facebook doesn't count.:-D

        Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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        • K Keelvol

          Oh crap I think I'm infected! Think I got it orally, from my boss!

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          SimulationofSai
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          Keelvol wrote:

          Think I got it orally, from my boss!

          Isn't that soapbox material?;P There are only a few ways of contracting a virus orally.....;P

          SG Cause is effect concealed. Effect is cause revealed.

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          • M Mushtaque Nizamani

            Nice one. :)

            Pete O`Hanlon wrote:

            If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

            What if a person has more than 5 friends.

            Best Regards, Mushq Mushtaque Ahmed Nizamani Software Engineer Ultimus Pakistan

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            Dalek Dave
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            All my friends are immune from this virus. Under Doctors orders we take lots of medicine. In fact tonight I will be have 5 or 6 pints of it. Maybe I shouldn't though, I am also on Cyclosporin and Methotrexate, and shouldn't really be imbibing the falling down juice. hey ho, you still need to live a little, and they won't win the pub quiz without me! (ok that seems a little egotistical, but is nonetheless accurate).

            ------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI

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            • D Dalek Dave

              All my friends are immune from this virus. Under Doctors orders we take lots of medicine. In fact tonight I will be have 5 or 6 pints of it. Maybe I shouldn't though, I am also on Cyclosporin and Methotrexate, and shouldn't really be imbibing the falling down juice. hey ho, you still need to live a little, and they won't win the pub quiz without me! (ok that seems a little egotistical, but is nonetheless accurate).

              ------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI

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              Mushtaque Nizamani
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              wow a univoter has rated all messages of this thread.

              Best Regards, Mushq Mushtaque Ahmed Nizamani Software Engineer Ultimus Pakistan

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private Life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the Antidote known as Work-Isolating -Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

                Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                Pete OHanlon
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                Welcome back Univoter. We've missed you like a dog misses it's fleas.

                Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  Welcome back Univoter. We've missed you like a dog misses it's fleas.

                  Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                  Mushtaque Nizamani
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                  I am unable to understand, what does a Univoter get for his/her votes.

                  Best Regards, Mushq Mushtaque Ahmed Nizamani Software Engineer Ultimus Pakistan

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                  • M Mushtaque Nizamani

                    I am unable to understand, what does a Univoter get for his/her votes.

                    Best Regards, Mushq Mushtaque Ahmed Nizamani Software Engineer Ultimus Pakistan

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    Mushq wrote:

                    I am unable to understand, what does a Univoter get for his/her votes.

                    Attention. Let's all just ignore him/her.

                    Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      Mushq wrote:

                      I am unable to understand, what does a Univoter get for his/her votes.

                      Attention. Let's all just ignore him/her.

                      Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                      Duncan Edwards Jones
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                      Anonymously seeking attention? That is truely weird...

                      '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Merrion Computing Ltd

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private Life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the Antidote known as Work-Isolating -Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

                        Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                        ne0h
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                        Man Pete, you? you? You also and FWD mails. sigh sigh sigh.


                        "Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them"

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private Life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the Antidote known as Work-Isolating -Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

                          Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                          Mike Hankey
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                          HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't care who ya are thats funny. Thanks Mike

                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. "George Carlin"

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