Beer Warning Labels
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Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named FRANZ. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. Believe all that ? Boy...I'm going to stop drinking from Tomorrow ;P
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Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named FRANZ. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. Believe all that ? Boy...I'm going to stop drinking from Tomorrow ;P
================================ Wirth's law: Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster.
I am on a Vodka diet, I have lost three days!
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I am on a Vodka diet, I have lost three days!
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
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Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named FRANZ. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. Believe all that ? Boy...I'm going to stop drinking from Tomorrow ;P
================================ Wirth's law: Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster.
JSSUML wrote:
WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible
yes exactly... and makes you post crap in the lounge :rolleyes: :laugh:
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JSSUML wrote:
WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible
yes exactly... and makes you post crap in the lounge :rolleyes: :laugh:
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I have lost three days
Naaa, put it down to an alien abduction.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Oh God NOOOOOOO I have been subjected to anal probing and had my mind wiped again! (hang on, I am not an Amusingly Undereducated Redneck).
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norm .net wrote:
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
That a good one.:-D
God Bless, Jason
I am not perfect but I try to be better than those before me. So those who come after me will be better than I am.