I've been subpeoned! [modified]
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Apparently, people these days would rather take you to court than say they're sorry. About two months ago, I ordered a salad from a restaurant that I will keep nameless for now (just in case they're checking the lounge). I was BUSY that day and starved. Took two mouthfuls without looking and I looked at the third when it was about 2 inches away from my mouth. There sat this dead, 2 inch lettuce leaf green worm. X| I called them told them of it and they said, "thank you, your information has been noted". I couldn't speak to a manager because no manager was there blah blah. But they got me a replacement salad (as I could stomach the thought of eating there (or from there) again!) So what some of the guys here did was they took photographs of the culprit and either sent out emails or posted them on their sites or (face)books. Now I'm being sued for: 1. Slander (there is/was no worm) 2. Threatening employees (wtf?) I'll post the pictures of the worm up somewhere and repost here so you can see. Yeesh. PS. My lawyer says we're going to have these twits for lunch (minus the worms) -- modified at 7:45 Wednesday 10th October, 2007 here are the pics: Clicker[^] Clicker 2[^]
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
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Apparently, people these days would rather take you to court than say they're sorry. About two months ago, I ordered a salad from a restaurant that I will keep nameless for now (just in case they're checking the lounge). I was BUSY that day and starved. Took two mouthfuls without looking and I looked at the third when it was about 2 inches away from my mouth. There sat this dead, 2 inch lettuce leaf green worm. X| I called them told them of it and they said, "thank you, your information has been noted". I couldn't speak to a manager because no manager was there blah blah. But they got me a replacement salad (as I could stomach the thought of eating there (or from there) again!) So what some of the guys here did was they took photographs of the culprit and either sent out emails or posted them on their sites or (face)books. Now I'm being sued for: 1. Slander (there is/was no worm) 2. Threatening employees (wtf?) I'll post the pictures of the worm up somewhere and repost here so you can see. Yeesh. PS. My lawyer says we're going to have these twits for lunch (minus the worms) -- modified at 7:45 Wednesday 10th October, 2007 here are the pics: Clicker[^] Clicker 2[^]
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
Any restaurant that wants to publicise that you claim to have found a worm, even to deny it, is run by morons.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )
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Apparently, people these days would rather take you to court than say they're sorry. About two months ago, I ordered a salad from a restaurant that I will keep nameless for now (just in case they're checking the lounge). I was BUSY that day and starved. Took two mouthfuls without looking and I looked at the third when it was about 2 inches away from my mouth. There sat this dead, 2 inch lettuce leaf green worm. X| I called them told them of it and they said, "thank you, your information has been noted". I couldn't speak to a manager because no manager was there blah blah. But they got me a replacement salad (as I could stomach the thought of eating there (or from there) again!) So what some of the guys here did was they took photographs of the culprit and either sent out emails or posted them on their sites or (face)books. Now I'm being sued for: 1. Slander (there is/was no worm) 2. Threatening employees (wtf?) I'll post the pictures of the worm up somewhere and repost here so you can see. Yeesh. PS. My lawyer says we're going to have these twits for lunch (minus the worms) -- modified at 7:45 Wednesday 10th October, 2007 here are the pics: Clicker[^] Clicker 2[^]
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
well at least it was dead... ;P
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Apparently, people these days would rather take you to court than say they're sorry. About two months ago, I ordered a salad from a restaurant that I will keep nameless for now (just in case they're checking the lounge). I was BUSY that day and starved. Took two mouthfuls without looking and I looked at the third when it was about 2 inches away from my mouth. There sat this dead, 2 inch lettuce leaf green worm. X| I called them told them of it and they said, "thank you, your information has been noted". I couldn't speak to a manager because no manager was there blah blah. But they got me a replacement salad (as I could stomach the thought of eating there (or from there) again!) So what some of the guys here did was they took photographs of the culprit and either sent out emails or posted them on their sites or (face)books. Now I'm being sued for: 1. Slander (there is/was no worm) 2. Threatening employees (wtf?) I'll post the pictures of the worm up somewhere and repost here so you can see. Yeesh. PS. My lawyer says we're going to have these twits for lunch (minus the worms) -- modified at 7:45 Wednesday 10th October, 2007 here are the pics: Clicker[^] Clicker 2[^]
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
I've been subpeoned
I thought you were going to say that a lowly co-worker had been promoted over you...
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Any restaurant that wants to publicise that you claim to have found a worm, even to deny it, is run by morons.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )
Christian Graus wrote:
is run by morons.
You have no idea... My lawyer talked to their lawyer. He's a 25 year old. I mean, I understand whizz kids (hell, we're the industry for it!) but experience is essential. Also, my lawyer (he's an OLD family friend, he knew my dad back in high school) says he sounded like he knew absolutely nothing as to how to deal with other lawyers. They're either real idiots or they have something up their sleeve.
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
I've been subpeoned
I thought you were going to say that a lowly co-worker had been promoted over you...
He'd be the one being subpoenaed in that case, along with my so called "superiors" ;P
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
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well at least it was dead... ;P
X|
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
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Apparently, people these days would rather take you to court than say they're sorry. About two months ago, I ordered a salad from a restaurant that I will keep nameless for now (just in case they're checking the lounge). I was BUSY that day and starved. Took two mouthfuls without looking and I looked at the third when it was about 2 inches away from my mouth. There sat this dead, 2 inch lettuce leaf green worm. X| I called them told them of it and they said, "thank you, your information has been noted". I couldn't speak to a manager because no manager was there blah blah. But they got me a replacement salad (as I could stomach the thought of eating there (or from there) again!) So what some of the guys here did was they took photographs of the culprit and either sent out emails or posted them on their sites or (face)books. Now I'm being sued for: 1. Slander (there is/was no worm) 2. Threatening employees (wtf?) I'll post the pictures of the worm up somewhere and repost here so you can see. Yeesh. PS. My lawyer says we're going to have these twits for lunch (minus the worms) -- modified at 7:45 Wednesday 10th October, 2007 here are the pics: Clicker[^] Clicker 2[^]
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
You know you are lucky, it could have been worse! I haven't eaten a strawberry in 30 years. The last one I ate had Half a Maggot in it!
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
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You know you are lucky, it could have been worse! I haven't eaten a strawberry in 30 years. The last one I ate had Half a Maggot in it!
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
That happened to me two summers ago at my dad's apple farm! Blech! Since then, I slice my apples (and every other fruit or vegetable) X| This is starting to sound like I'm some kind of bug magnet. :~ Is it the pheromones?
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
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You know you are lucky, it could have been worse! I haven't eaten a strawberry in 30 years. The last one I ate had Half a Maggot in it!
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
When I was a kid I had a whole, clean, pink worm come wriggling out of a salad my Mum had prepared...I ate the rest of the salad and got given a pound!
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Apparently, people these days would rather take you to court than say they're sorry. About two months ago, I ordered a salad from a restaurant that I will keep nameless for now (just in case they're checking the lounge). I was BUSY that day and starved. Took two mouthfuls without looking and I looked at the third when it was about 2 inches away from my mouth. There sat this dead, 2 inch lettuce leaf green worm. X| I called them told them of it and they said, "thank you, your information has been noted". I couldn't speak to a manager because no manager was there blah blah. But they got me a replacement salad (as I could stomach the thought of eating there (or from there) again!) So what some of the guys here did was they took photographs of the culprit and either sent out emails or posted them on their sites or (face)books. Now I'm being sued for: 1. Slander (there is/was no worm) 2. Threatening employees (wtf?) I'll post the pictures of the worm up somewhere and repost here so you can see. Yeesh. PS. My lawyer says we're going to have these twits for lunch (minus the worms) -- modified at 7:45 Wednesday 10th October, 2007 here are the pics: Clicker[^] Clicker 2[^]
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
I just had a simialer experiance. Two days ago I found a envelope in my mailbox with POLICE on it. My first thought was: 'Great another fine :sigh:' But after opening the envelope I found a letter stating that I had to come to the station for an interrogation, no mention about what. So yesterday I left work a bit earlier and went to the station, where they imidiatly informed me that I was a suspect in the theft of a laptop wich accored at my work. They figured since I was the last one to touch the laptop (3 weeks before the theft accored) I must have been the one who stole it (yeah like I really would want a laptop that can bearly run windows). They asked me up to 6 times if I was the on who stole the laptop(comon if it was no the first 4 times it's not going to change). Then the continuously asked if I knew who stole it (no, and I'm not going to you're job for you). By now I had this episode of the simpsons in my head where wiggams conducts a interrogation very likly to the one I was having (so had a bit of trouble staying serious). The finished by asking if they could search my home, shure but it's not my home it's that of my parents (in wich they replied: we can search you'r room with you'r permission (still have my doubts if that's true but hey I don't have anything to hide so go ahead)). They were at my place for about 2 min (my room is very small), ignored the 2 laptops that were sitting in plain sight (both from a different brand than the stolen one but they didn't know that), and left without saying a word. I'm really starting to hate cops. On a side note the laptop was stolen over 2 months ago, oo how fast the justice system is over here. I have to say, now I understand the people who refuse to have there home's searched, it's really not a pleasent experiance even if you'r inocent.
If my help was helpfull let me know, if not let me know why. The only way we learn is by making mistaks.
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When I was a kid I had a whole, clean, pink worm come wriggling out of a salad my Mum had prepared...I ate the rest of the salad and got given a pound!
Steve_Harris wrote:
I ate the rest of the salad and got given a pound!
fascinating. You must have an iron constitution. I'm not too picky or squeamish, but I believe that hell would have to literally freeze before I would be capable of such a feat. I can assume that a quid back then was worth its weight in gold to a child? :cool:
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
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Apparently, people these days would rather take you to court than say they're sorry. About two months ago, I ordered a salad from a restaurant that I will keep nameless for now (just in case they're checking the lounge). I was BUSY that day and starved. Took two mouthfuls without looking and I looked at the third when it was about 2 inches away from my mouth. There sat this dead, 2 inch lettuce leaf green worm. X| I called them told them of it and they said, "thank you, your information has been noted". I couldn't speak to a manager because no manager was there blah blah. But they got me a replacement salad (as I could stomach the thought of eating there (or from there) again!) So what some of the guys here did was they took photographs of the culprit and either sent out emails or posted them on their sites or (face)books. Now I'm being sued for: 1. Slander (there is/was no worm) 2. Threatening employees (wtf?) I'll post the pictures of the worm up somewhere and repost here so you can see. Yeesh. PS. My lawyer says we're going to have these twits for lunch (minus the worms) -- modified at 7:45 Wednesday 10th October, 2007 here are the pics: Clicker[^] Clicker 2[^]
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
Reminds me of the old joke: Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your salad? A: Finding *half* a worm in your salad.
-- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!
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Steve_Harris wrote:
I ate the rest of the salad and got given a pound!
fascinating. You must have an iron constitution. I'm not too picky or squeamish, but I believe that hell would have to literally freeze before I would be capable of such a feat. I can assume that a quid back then was worth its weight in gold to a child? :cool:
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
I can assume that a quid back then was worth its weight in gold to a child?
Hmmm. Yes, I am that old.
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
I can assume that a quid back then was worth its weight in gold to a child?
Hmmm. Yes, I am that old.
Steve_Harris wrote:
Hmmm. Yes, I am that old.
:laugh::laugh: Not what I meant, but fair enough! :-D To a child, anything that can buy candy is more than worth its wait in gold ;)
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
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Apparently, people these days would rather take you to court than say they're sorry. About two months ago, I ordered a salad from a restaurant that I will keep nameless for now (just in case they're checking the lounge). I was BUSY that day and starved. Took two mouthfuls without looking and I looked at the third when it was about 2 inches away from my mouth. There sat this dead, 2 inch lettuce leaf green worm. X| I called them told them of it and they said, "thank you, your information has been noted". I couldn't speak to a manager because no manager was there blah blah. But they got me a replacement salad (as I could stomach the thought of eating there (or from there) again!) So what some of the guys here did was they took photographs of the culprit and either sent out emails or posted them on their sites or (face)books. Now I'm being sued for: 1. Slander (there is/was no worm) 2. Threatening employees (wtf?) I'll post the pictures of the worm up somewhere and repost here so you can see. Yeesh. PS. My lawyer says we're going to have these twits for lunch (minus the worms) -- modified at 7:45 Wednesday 10th October, 2007 here are the pics: Clicker[^] Clicker 2[^]
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
The question you should have been asking the restaraunt was not "Why was there a worm in my salad?" but "What in my salad killed the worm?" It was a lettuce leaf worm and there were lettuce leaves in the salad so it didn't starve to death. Something in the salad must have killed it. Poison perhaps? I suspect the corn. Don't trust anything that manages to stay whole after running through your digestive tract. :)
Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh and the world thinks your insane.
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Apparently, people these days would rather take you to court than say they're sorry. About two months ago, I ordered a salad from a restaurant that I will keep nameless for now (just in case they're checking the lounge). I was BUSY that day and starved. Took two mouthfuls without looking and I looked at the third when it was about 2 inches away from my mouth. There sat this dead, 2 inch lettuce leaf green worm. X| I called them told them of it and they said, "thank you, your information has been noted". I couldn't speak to a manager because no manager was there blah blah. But they got me a replacement salad (as I could stomach the thought of eating there (or from there) again!) So what some of the guys here did was they took photographs of the culprit and either sent out emails or posted them on their sites or (face)books. Now I'm being sued for: 1. Slander (there is/was no worm) 2. Threatening employees (wtf?) I'll post the pictures of the worm up somewhere and repost here so you can see. Yeesh. PS. My lawyer says we're going to have these twits for lunch (minus the worms) -- modified at 7:45 Wednesday 10th October, 2007 here are the pics: Clicker[^] Clicker 2[^]
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
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The question you should have been asking the restaraunt was not "Why was there a worm in my salad?" but "What in my salad killed the worm?" It was a lettuce leaf worm and there were lettuce leaves in the salad so it didn't starve to death. Something in the salad must have killed it. Poison perhaps? I suspect the corn. Don't trust anything that manages to stay whole after running through your digestive tract. :)
Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh and the world thinks your insane.
It probably suffocated (if the salad leaves were supplied to the restaurant in sealed bags)
-- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!
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Apparently, people these days would rather take you to court than say they're sorry. About two months ago, I ordered a salad from a restaurant that I will keep nameless for now (just in case they're checking the lounge). I was BUSY that day and starved. Took two mouthfuls without looking and I looked at the third when it was about 2 inches away from my mouth. There sat this dead, 2 inch lettuce leaf green worm. X| I called them told them of it and they said, "thank you, your information has been noted". I couldn't speak to a manager because no manager was there blah blah. But they got me a replacement salad (as I could stomach the thought of eating there (or from there) again!) So what some of the guys here did was they took photographs of the culprit and either sent out emails or posted them on their sites or (face)books. Now I'm being sued for: 1. Slander (there is/was no worm) 2. Threatening employees (wtf?) I'll post the pictures of the worm up somewhere and repost here so you can see. Yeesh. PS. My lawyer says we're going to have these twits for lunch (minus the worms) -- modified at 7:45 Wednesday 10th October, 2007 here are the pics: Clicker[^] Clicker 2[^]
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
X| That's why I don't eat plants. Only cows and chickens. :)
Hope is the negation of reality - Raistlin Majere
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Apparently, people these days would rather take you to court than say they're sorry. About two months ago, I ordered a salad from a restaurant that I will keep nameless for now (just in case they're checking the lounge). I was BUSY that day and starved. Took two mouthfuls without looking and I looked at the third when it was about 2 inches away from my mouth. There sat this dead, 2 inch lettuce leaf green worm. X| I called them told them of it and they said, "thank you, your information has been noted". I couldn't speak to a manager because no manager was there blah blah. But they got me a replacement salad (as I could stomach the thought of eating there (or from there) again!) So what some of the guys here did was they took photographs of the culprit and either sent out emails or posted them on their sites or (face)books. Now I'm being sued for: 1. Slander (there is/was no worm) 2. Threatening employees (wtf?) I'll post the pictures of the worm up somewhere and repost here so you can see. Yeesh. PS. My lawyer says we're going to have these twits for lunch (minus the worms) -- modified at 7:45 Wednesday 10th October, 2007 here are the pics: Clicker[^] Clicker 2[^]
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
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