Strange phenomena, I think I reinvented “the wheel”
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After buying my latest Acura I put attention to very strange phenomena: A good woman can make me happy for 2 weeks, :laugh: Very good woman will do that for 1 month, :laugh: Telephone call from my children can make me happy for 3 hours, :laugh: Bonus payment will make me angry for 3 days, :laugh: Telephone call from my Mom, Bro, Sis and so on may make me angry for 1 week. :laugh: BUT... good car can make me happy for 2 years and more. Very strange, No? My inevitable conclusion is “BUY VERY GOOD CAR EVERY 2 YEARS”. :confused: Please don’t take me too seriously; the comparisons are just for laughter. Nice day and drive safely, PROTECT YOUR BEST FRIEND ... :laugh:
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After buying my latest Acura I put attention to very strange phenomena: A good woman can make me happy for 2 weeks, :laugh: Very good woman will do that for 1 month, :laugh: Telephone call from my children can make me happy for 3 hours, :laugh: Bonus payment will make me angry for 3 days, :laugh: Telephone call from my Mom, Bro, Sis and so on may make me angry for 1 week. :laugh: BUT... good car can make me happy for 2 years and more. Very strange, No? My inevitable conclusion is “BUY VERY GOOD CAR EVERY 2 YEARS”. :confused: Please don’t take me too seriously; the comparisons are just for laughter. Nice day and drive safely, PROTECT YOUR BEST FRIEND ... :laugh:
Albert Jann wrote:
PROTECT YOUR BEST FRIEND ...
Is this a euphemism?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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After buying my latest Acura I put attention to very strange phenomena: A good woman can make me happy for 2 weeks, :laugh: Very good woman will do that for 1 month, :laugh: Telephone call from my children can make me happy for 3 hours, :laugh: Bonus payment will make me angry for 3 days, :laugh: Telephone call from my Mom, Bro, Sis and so on may make me angry for 1 week. :laugh: BUT... good car can make me happy for 2 years and more. Very strange, No? My inevitable conclusion is “BUY VERY GOOD CAR EVERY 2 YEARS”. :confused: Please don’t take me too seriously; the comparisons are just for laughter. Nice day and drive safely, PROTECT YOUR BEST FRIEND ... :laugh:
Albert Jann wrote:
A good woman can make me happy for 2 weeks, Very good woman will do that for 1 month,
Marry em and you trade Acura for GEO! :laugh: Mike
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. "George Carlin"
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After buying my latest Acura I put attention to very strange phenomena: A good woman can make me happy for 2 weeks, :laugh: Very good woman will do that for 1 month, :laugh: Telephone call from my children can make me happy for 3 hours, :laugh: Bonus payment will make me angry for 3 days, :laugh: Telephone call from my Mom, Bro, Sis and so on may make me angry for 1 week. :laugh: BUT... good car can make me happy for 2 years and more. Very strange, No? My inevitable conclusion is “BUY VERY GOOD CAR EVERY 2 YEARS”. :confused: Please don’t take me too seriously; the comparisons are just for laughter. Nice day and drive safely, PROTECT YOUR BEST FRIEND ... :laugh:
Albert Jann wrote:
Bonus payment will make me angry for 3 days,
I realize now why the car is your best friend. :rolleyes:
Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy
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After buying my latest Acura I put attention to very strange phenomena: A good woman can make me happy for 2 weeks, :laugh: Very good woman will do that for 1 month, :laugh: Telephone call from my children can make me happy for 3 hours, :laugh: Bonus payment will make me angry for 3 days, :laugh: Telephone call from my Mom, Bro, Sis and so on may make me angry for 1 week. :laugh: BUT... good car can make me happy for 2 years and more. Very strange, No? My inevitable conclusion is “BUY VERY GOOD CAR EVERY 2 YEARS”. :confused: Please don’t take me too seriously; the comparisons are just for laughter. Nice day and drive safely, PROTECT YOUR BEST FRIEND ... :laugh:
I think you're on some kind of weird high because due to the valuation of the Canadian dollar against the US dollar, you can now afford a better car.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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After buying my latest Acura I put attention to very strange phenomena: A good woman can make me happy for 2 weeks, :laugh: Very good woman will do that for 1 month, :laugh: Telephone call from my children can make me happy for 3 hours, :laugh: Bonus payment will make me angry for 3 days, :laugh: Telephone call from my Mom, Bro, Sis and so on may make me angry for 1 week. :laugh: BUT... good car can make me happy for 2 years and more. Very strange, No? My inevitable conclusion is “BUY VERY GOOD CAR EVERY 2 YEARS”. :confused: Please don’t take me too seriously; the comparisons are just for laughter. Nice day and drive safely, PROTECT YOUR BEST FRIEND ... :laugh:
Albert Jann wrote:
A good woman can make me happy for 2 weeks, Very good woman will do that for 1 month,
Just try to think beyond those 15 minutes of obvious enjoyment and there are far more possibilities for enjoyment available, for much longer.
Albert Jann wrote:
good car can make me happy for 2 years and more.
most cars are good for a year or more, usually equivalent to their warranty service period. And then they break down. :rolleyes:
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Albert Jann wrote:
A good woman can make me happy for 2 weeks, Very good woman will do that for 1 month,
Just try to think beyond those 15 minutes of obvious enjoyment and there are far more possibilities for enjoyment available, for much longer.
Albert Jann wrote:
good car can make me happy for 2 years and more.
most cars are good for a year or more, usually equivalent to their warranty service period. And then they break down. :rolleyes:
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
El Corazon wrote:
most cars are good for a year or more, usually equivalent to their warranty service period. And then they break down.
In the future dodge won't even be able to manage that. The lifetime powertrain warranty is going to bankrupt the company in the next 10-20 years when they have to buy $5k worth of new engine/tranny for millions of rust-buckets. :doh: But the vulture capitalists will have dumped the gutted corporate corpse onto someone else by then having made out like a king on short term profits.
-- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.
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El Corazon wrote:
most cars are good for a year or more, usually equivalent to their warranty service period. And then they break down.
In the future dodge won't even be able to manage that. The lifetime powertrain warranty is going to bankrupt the company in the next 10-20 years when they have to buy $5k worth of new engine/tranny for millions of rust-buckets. :doh: But the vulture capitalists will have dumped the gutted corporate corpse onto someone else by then having made out like a king on short term profits.
-- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.
dan neely wrote:
In the future dodge won't even be able to manage that. The lifetime powertrain warranty is going to bankrupt the company in the next 10-20 years when they have to buy $5k worth of new engine/tranny for millions of rust-buckets.
I thought the fine print said only for original owners. Which means you have to keep the car yourself and never sell it. That is rare, people like new cars as a status symbol too.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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dan neely wrote:
In the future dodge won't even be able to manage that. The lifetime powertrain warranty is going to bankrupt the company in the next 10-20 years when they have to buy $5k worth of new engine/tranny for millions of rust-buckets.
I thought the fine print said only for original owners. Which means you have to keep the car yourself and never sell it. That is rare, people like new cars as a status symbol too.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
could be, I'll admit to never reading it. The 1-3yo cars I looked at last summer all had warranty transfers. None were dodge/chrysler though, the people at their local dealership gave an exceptionally slimy feeling.
-- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.
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could be, I'll admit to never reading it. The 1-3yo cars I looked at last summer all had warranty transfers. None were dodge/chrysler though, the people at their local dealership gave an exceptionally slimy feeling.
-- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.
dan neely wrote:
could be, I'll admit to never reading it.
You could be right too, I have never read it... I just listen to the radio and hear the ads... where the guy tries to fit in 100 words in 10 seconds of air-time giving the "clause" at the end of hte commercial. You know something like this: "lifetime warranty on drive train only applies to original owner, discluding inheritance or sale of vehicle to any 3rd party. Warranty must be signed in blood during a blue moon in the month of december to be considered valid. Warranty service is considered free of monetary transfers for service, however, portions of the owner's soul will be transferred to the warranty seller, currently Mephostopheles Motors, Inc an independant service contractor to Dodge Motors, Inc."
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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dan neely wrote:
could be, I'll admit to never reading it.
You could be right too, I have never read it... I just listen to the radio and hear the ads... where the guy tries to fit in 100 words in 10 seconds of air-time giving the "clause" at the end of hte commercial. You know something like this: "lifetime warranty on drive train only applies to original owner, discluding inheritance or sale of vehicle to any 3rd party. Warranty must be signed in blood during a blue moon in the month of december to be considered valid. Warranty service is considered free of monetary transfers for service, however, portions of the owner's soul will be transferred to the warranty seller, currently Mephostopheles Motors, Inc an independant service contractor to Dodge Motors, Inc."
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
*Warranty void if driven on a public road or private driveway.
"Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..." "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."
