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  • P Peter Vertes

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    Brady Kelly
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    It looks like I'm a Jekyll and Hyde type Theoretician and Code Cowboy.

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    • P Peter Vertes

      http://iheartdotnet.blogspot.com/2007/11/10-types-of-programmers-youll-encounter.html[^]

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      Shog9 0
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      I'd love to claim "Ninja", but the trail of collateral damage points to "Cowboy". :-O

      every night, i kneel at the foot of my bed and thank the Great Overseeing Politicians for protecting my freedoms by reducing their number, as if they were deer in a state park. -- Chris Losinger, Online Poker Players?

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      • D Dalek Dave

        number 11. The Wannabe Still learning, picking up snippets, hangs out with coders and talks the talk, can't yet walk the walk. Knows his limitations, tries hard not to look a fool, but sometimes caught out. There, another one for the list based upon your truly.:)

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        Slacker007
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        Even though I make a living as programmer, I would have to agree with the Wannabe title. I am too damn humble to be anything else and I would get my ass kicked by all of the real programmers if they heard me speaking otherwise :) At least for me, if I start to get too cocky, then I fall right on my face and make an ass out of myself.

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          We kicked one of those out of our company a couple of months back... still cleaning up the mess :doh:

          V. If I don't see you in this world, I'll see you in the next one... And don't be late. (Jimi Hendrix)

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          Slacker007
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          Maybe wannabe isn't a good title then. How about, noob. I think Noob is just fine.

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          • P Peter Vertes

            http://iheartdotnet.blogspot.com/2007/11/10-types-of-programmers-youll-encounter.html[^]

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            Mircea Grelus
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            What's with the "56b" scattered between the text? Is that some new thing to identify steal?

            Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy

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            • P Peter Vertes

              http://iheartdotnet.blogspot.com/2007/11/10-types-of-programmers-youll-encounter.html[^]

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              Member 96
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              I'd say we have a ton of theoriticians and Evangelists around here.


              Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt

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              • S Slacker007

                Even though I make a living as programmer, I would have to agree with the Wannabe title. I am too damn humble to be anything else and I would get my ass kicked by all of the real programmers if they heard me speaking otherwise :) At least for me, if I start to get too cocky, then I fall right on my face and make an ass out of myself.

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                Member 96
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                Ahh..you are or will be a master programmer then. I'd hire you in a second with an attitude like that.


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                • P Peter Vertes

                  http://iheartdotnet.blogspot.com/2007/11/10-types-of-programmers-youll-encounter.html[^]

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                  Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                  I used to be a Cowboy until my butt got kicked by a Gandalf. Though I'd love to call myself a ninja, I'm more of a Vince Neil (I'm not 30 yet), Paratrooper, Evangelist and Theoretician all mixed up. I guess the ratio would be all equal parts. :)

                  "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib

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                  • P Peter Vertes

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                    Mark Salsbery
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                    LOL I am SO Vince Neil (#4) Working with Theoriticians (#6) drives me nuts. Code Cowboys (#7) and Mediocre Men (#9) are cannon fodder for practical jokes and making fun of ;)

                    Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:

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                    • P Peter Vertes

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                      Christopher Duncan
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                      I am sooooo sick of "he or she," "his or hers," etc. If political correctness is so important in writing, why hasn't the language been updated to give us single, elegant words which will suffice without causing the reader to stumble over gender appeasing debris every other sentence? Or, as Bill the Cat would say, "Ack! Phffft!!!" (All of which is a poke at the current politically correct state of society, not the author who has to live with it or be burned at the stake for insensitivity.) Good stuff otherwise, of course. :-D

                      Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Coming soon: Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua! www.PracticalUSA.com

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                        I am sooooo sick of "he or she," "his or hers," etc. If political correctness is so important in writing, why hasn't the language been updated to give us single, elegant words which will suffice without causing the reader to stumble over gender appeasing debris every other sentence? Or, as Bill the Cat would say, "Ack! Phffft!!!" (All of which is a poke at the current politically correct state of society, not the author who has to live with it or be burned at the stake for insensitivity.) Good stuff otherwise, of course. :-D

                        Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Coming soon: Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua! www.PracticalUSA.com

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                        Christopher Duncan wrote:

                        I am sooooo sick of "he or she," "his or hers," etc. If political correctness is so important in writing, why hasn't the language been updated to give us single, elegant words which will suffice without causing the reader to stumble over gender appeasing debris every other sentence?

                        There is. The proper PC phrase is s/he/it, and is pronounced like a certain 4 letter curse. This is not a coincidence.

                        -- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.

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                          Christopher Duncan wrote:

                          I am sooooo sick of "he or she," "his or hers," etc. If political correctness is so important in writing, why hasn't the language been updated to give us single, elegant words which will suffice without causing the reader to stumble over gender appeasing debris every other sentence?

                          There is. The proper PC phrase is s/he/it, and is pronounced like a certain 4 letter curse. This is not a coincidence.

                          -- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.

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                          Christopher Duncan
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                          :laugh:

                          Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Coming soon: Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua! www.PracticalUSA.com

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                          • D Dan Neely

                            Christopher Duncan wrote:

                            I am sooooo sick of "he or she," "his or hers," etc. If political correctness is so important in writing, why hasn't the language been updated to give us single, elegant words which will suffice without causing the reader to stumble over gender appeasing debris every other sentence?

                            There is. The proper PC phrase is s/he/it, and is pronounced like a certain 4 letter curse. This is not a coincidence.

                            -- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.

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                            Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                            :laugh::laugh: you got my 5! :-D

                            "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib "Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"

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                            • D Dan Neely

                              Christopher Duncan wrote:

                              I am sooooo sick of "he or she," "his or hers," etc. If political correctness is so important in writing, why hasn't the language been updated to give us single, elegant words which will suffice without causing the reader to stumble over gender appeasing debris every other sentence?

                              There is. The proper PC phrase is s/he/it, and is pronounced like a certain 4 letter curse. This is not a coincidence.

                              -- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.

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                              Thunderbox666
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