Love to eat turkey

[M dHatter]

"Turkey for me Turkey for you Lets eat the turkey In my big brown shoe Love to eat the turkey At the table I once saw a movie With betty grable Eat that turkey All night long Fifty million elvis fans Cant be wrong Turkey lurkey doo and Turkey lurkey dap I eat that turkey Then I take a nap Thanksgiving is a special night Jimmy walker used to say dynomite Thats right Turkey with gravy and cranberry Cant believe the mets traded darryl strawberry Turkey for you and Turkey for me Cant believe tyson Gave that girl v.d. White meat, dark meat You just cant lose I fell off my moped And I got a bruise Turkey in the oven And the buns in the toaster Ill never take down My cheryl tiegs poster Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil Turkey and sweet potato pie Sammy davis jr. Only had one eye Turkey for the girls and Turkey for the boys My favorite kind of pants Are corduroys Gobble gobble goo and Gobble gobble gickel I wish turkey Only cost a nickel Oh I love turkey on thanksgiving Happy thanksgiving everybody!" Adam Sandler

[Paul Selormey]

Interestingly, your "song" never gave thanks, but praised turkey. Best regards, Paul.

Jesus Christ is LOVE! Please tell somebody.

[Christian Graus]

Thanks as in to God ? The point of the song is obviously comedy, not sincerity.

Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

[Anton Afanasyev]

VectorX wrote:

My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil

:wtf:

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[Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu]

Happy thanks giving to you also.. I think some people missed the last greeting line !!!

Regards :rose:, Nishu

[Vasudevan Deepak Kumar]

Christian Graus wrote:

obviously comedy, not sincerity

A way of pretending to be sincere.

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[Rage]

Yes, I must acknowledge that I quit reading after the baby oil thingy. X|

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

[Fred_Smith]

Reality check[^] Did you know that male "factory" turkeys are bred so fat for your Thanksgiving table (and our Christmas one) that they are unable to breed natuarlly? So how do they? Teams of so-called "Artificial Inseminators" (personally I call them turkey-wankers and be done with it) have to jerk them off by (gloved) hand and inject the semen into the females. Needless to say, and apart from anything else, this is often painful for the poor birds. Choke on it.

[Lost User]

VectorX wrote:

Love to eat turkey

Never heard it called that before. Tube steak, pork sword, and a few more but thats a new one.

Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception

[M dHatter]

For all you yahoos that dont realize what I qouted, its an old thanks giving day song created by Adam Sandler when he was on Saturday Night Live. :rolleyes::laugh:;P