Jesus's favorite candidate
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-BFEhkIujA[^] He would make the perfect president, with his clear understanding of the both the Bible and of the theory of evolution (which states the the human race evolved entirely by "accident"), and with his His medieval views on marriage[^].
modified on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 1:22:28 PM
Sounds like a reasonable and honest man.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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Sounds like a reasonable and honest man.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Have you ever looked up the word "reason"?
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:
The idea of denying consenting grown ups to marry, based solely on their gender, reeks of fascism. It's amazing that such shitty thinking is still widespread in the so called "civilized world".
Oh please, why the hell do two people of the same sex need to marry? Why not let 3 people get married and call it a Tri-Marriage? Marriage is the foundation for starting a family, not to get tax breaks and shit with your sex buddy. :mad:
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
Oh please, why the hell do two people of the same sex need to marry?
Don't trouble yourself, marriage is something you'll never need to worry about. :rolleyes:
To introduce faith christianity must destroy reason, to introduce salvation it must destroy happiness.
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Sounds like a reasonable and honest man.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
Sounds like a reasonable and honest man.
And you are none of those three things. :laugh:
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
Sounds like a reasonable and honest man.
And you are none of those three things. :laugh:
Citation needed.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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Have you ever looked up the word "reason"?
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
Oh please, why the hell do two people of the same sex need to marry?
Don't trouble yourself, marriage is something you'll never need to worry about. :rolleyes:
To introduce faith christianity must destroy reason, to introduce salvation it must destroy happiness.
Tim Craig wrote:
Don't trouble yourself, marriage is something you'll never need to worry about.
There will be too many bitches to settle for one.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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Tim Craig wrote:
Don't trouble yourself, marriage is something you'll never need to worry about.
There will be too many bitches to settle for one.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
There will be too many bitches to settle for one.
What happened to mister I'll only do it with a prim proper virgin who plays hard to get? :suss:
To introduce faith christianity must destroy reason, to introduce salvation it must destroy happiness.
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
There will be too many bitches to settle for one.
What happened to mister I'll only do it with a prim proper virgin who plays hard to get? :suss:
To introduce faith christianity must destroy reason, to introduce salvation it must destroy happiness.
:laugh: I didn't say that. I said I won't do it with some worthless slut, but I can't say I will never do that because sometimes you fall victim to them.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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:laugh: I didn't say that. I said I won't do it with some worthless slut, but I can't say I will never do that because sometimes you fall victim to them.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Does your sig make you feel better about having no friends? :laugh:
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Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:
Have you ever looked up the word "reason"?
He and reason are total strangers and likely to remain that way. :laugh:
To introduce faith christianity must destroy reason, to introduce salvation it must destroy happiness.
I have you a reason to give you a 1 vote.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.