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  • L leckey 0

    Aw, I also wanted to print it, but I got distracted by the teenage kids across the street lighting fireworks.

    Current Rant: "Liar liar! Pants on fire!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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    CataclysmicQuantum
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    leckey wrote:

    but I got distracted by the teenage kids across the street lighting fireworks.

    Someday when you have quadruplets you will get to experience teenage kids lighting fireworks in your house. When you get up out of bed to see what that noise was you will find your slippers filled with "whipcream". When you walk into their rooms it will stink like moldy socks and marijuana smoke and one of them will say "I'm hungry, make me something to eat".

    Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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      Error Caught in Error page. The irony. :-D Error ticket is:

      The Fanatical All Black Supporter - Kea Kaha

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      CataclysmicQuantum
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      CP is slow and full of errors. I for one find it annoying not amusing. You brainwashed androids that vote me 1 for this message are just dumb and Hillery Clinton like.

      Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

      modified on Saturday, December 22, 2007 11:51:20 PM

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        CP is slow and full of errors. I for one find it annoying not amusing. You brainwashed androids that vote me 1 for this message are just dumb and Hillery Clinton like.

        Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

        modified on Saturday, December 22, 2007 11:51:20 PM

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        Demon Possessed
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        CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

        I for one find it annoying not amusing.

        What a coincidence, because that is how most everyone sees you. :laugh:

        Happy birthday baby Jesus! Please don't burn us all in hell forever.

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          CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

          I for one find it annoying not amusing.

          What a coincidence, because that is how most everyone sees you. :laugh:

          Happy birthday baby Jesus! Please don't burn us all in hell forever.

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          CataclysmicQuantum
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          Demon Possessed wrote:

          What a coincidence, because that is how most everyone sees you.

          You too bub. We are in this together! Lets hold hands and sing. :laugh:

          Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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            Demon Possessed wrote:

            What a coincidence, because that is how most everyone sees you.

            You too bub. We are in this together! Lets hold hands and sing. :laugh:

            Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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            Demon Possessed
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            CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

            You too bub.

            You wish, because misery loves company.

            Happy birthday baby Jesus! Please don't burn us all in hell forever.

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              CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

              You too bub.

              You wish, because misery loves company.

              Happy birthday baby Jesus! Please don't burn us all in hell forever.

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              Quantum Singularty
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              ill beet yoo! :mad:

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                CP is slow and full of errors. I for one find it annoying not amusing. You brainwashed androids that vote me 1 for this message are just dumb and Hillery Clinton like.

                Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

                modified on Saturday, December 22, 2007 11:51:20 PM

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                Christian Graus
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                CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                are just dumb and Hillery Clinton like

                Ah - the irony....

                Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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                  Rob Manderson wrote:

                  You beat me to it. That message quite tickled my funny bone!

                  :rolleyes: You need a girlfriend.

                  Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                  Rob Manderson
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                  CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                  You need a girlfriend

                  I suspect my wife might have something to say on the subject.

                  Rob Manderson My bloghttp://robmanderson.blogspot.com[^]

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                  • C Christian Graus

                    CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                    are just dumb and Hillery Clinton like

                    Ah - the irony....

                    Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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                    Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                    Totally! :laugh: OT: Hey Christian, you live in Tasmania right? The other day I was watching this Animal Planet special on ants, and they mentioned a type called "jumper ants". They said they, and I quote, plague the residents of Tasmanian towns. They also said that their sting is very bad and depending how sensitive the stung person is to their venom they can cause death. They also mentioned an incredible statistic saying that there are almost 1000 bite victims a week. I googled but I couldn't find any source that had satisfying answers. Is all what they said true? (or as far as you would know being a resident of Tasmania)

                    "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib "Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"

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                      Rob Manderson wrote:

                      You beat me to it. That message quite tickled my funny bone!

                      :rolleyes: You need a girlfriend.

                      Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                      soap brain
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                      Aren't you the one whining about not having a girlfriend? Or was it boyfriend?

                      "We were backstage, playing Monopoly. Totally forgot there was a show, so sorry we are late." - Maynard James Keenan

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                        Aren't you the one whining about not having a girlfriend? Or was it boyfriend?

                        "We were backstage, playing Monopoly. Totally forgot there was a show, so sorry we are late." - Maynard James Keenan

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                        Anton Afanasyev
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                        Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                        Aren't you the one whining about not having a girlfriend? Or was it boyfriend?

                        I think it was something in between...or either.

                        :badger:

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                          ill beet yoo! :mad:

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                          soap brain
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                          It's been a while.

                          "We were backstage, playing Monopoly. Totally forgot there was a show, so sorry we are late." - Maynard James Keenan

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                            Demon Possessed wrote:

                            What a coincidence, because that is how most everyone sees you.

                            You too bub. We are in this together! Lets hold hands and sing. :laugh:

                            Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                            NormDroid
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                            Joshua my dear friend, please could you supply me with your address, I have a little christmas present I want to send round, for all the joy you've brought into our lives.

                            WPF - Imagineers Wanted Follow your nose using DoubleAnimationUsingPath

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                              Joshua my dear friend, please could you supply me with your address, I have a little christmas present I want to send round, for all the joy you've brought into our lives.

                              WPF - Imagineers Wanted Follow your nose using DoubleAnimationUsingPath

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                              soap brain
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                              He deserves nothing less. :rose:

                              "We were backstage, playing Monopoly. Totally forgot there was a show, so sorry we are late." - Maynard James Keenan

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                                leckey wrote:

                                but I got distracted by the teenage kids across the street lighting fireworks.

                                Someday when you have quadruplets you will get to experience teenage kids lighting fireworks in your house. When you get up out of bed to see what that noise was you will find your slippers filled with "whipcream". When you walk into their rooms it will stink like moldy socks and marijuana smoke and one of them will say "I'm hungry, make me something to eat".

                                Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                soap brain
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                                CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                "whipcream"

                                Why the inverted commas?

                                "We were backstage, playing Monopoly. Totally forgot there was a show, so sorry we are late." - Maynard James Keenan

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                                  Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                  Aren't you the one whining about not having a girlfriend? Or was it boyfriend?

                                  I think it was something in between...or either.

                                  :badger:

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                                  Ri Qen Sin
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                                  …or both. :laugh:

                                  ROFLOLMFAO

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                                    He deserves nothing less. :rose:

                                    "We were backstage, playing Monopoly. Totally forgot there was a show, so sorry we are late." - Maynard James Keenan

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                                    NormDroid
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                                    Rav, he diserves nothing less than nothing.

                                    WPF - Imagineers Wanted Follow your nose using DoubleAnimationUsingPath

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                                      Error Caught in Error page. The irony. :-D Error ticket is:

                                      The Fanatical All Black Supporter - Kea Kaha

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                                      Paul Conrad
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                                      I saw that too often last night.

                                      "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                      • R Rob Manderson

                                        CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                        You need a girlfriend

                                        I suspect my wife might have something to say on the subject.

                                        Rob Manderson My bloghttp://robmanderson.blogspot.com[^]

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                                        Paul Conrad
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                                        And it would not be very nice either.

                                        "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                        • S soap brain

                                          Aren't you the one whining about not having a girlfriend? Or was it boyfriend?

                                          "We were backstage, playing Monopoly. Totally forgot there was a show, so sorry we are late." - Maynard James Keenan

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                                          CataclysmicQuantum
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                                          No, I never said such thing.

                                          Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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