Craziest Thing In A Job Interview...
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I was going to an interview with a State of California agency, and I got caught in a downpour. I was wearing a wool suit, a raincoat, and used an umbrella, but I got soaked from the knees down. The interview was a panel, four people on one side of one of those narrow tables and me on the other in about an eight by ten foot, windowless, overheated room. It's very formal, they take turns reading questions and you answer them. After a few minutes I began to detect an odor like wet sheep rising off my pants, and after about ten minutes I could see the two interviewers in the middle start to wrinkle their noses and glance sidelong at one another. At that point I said, "Sorry to interrupt the flow here, but that wet dog smell you are getting is coming from me. Did you know it's pouring outside? I got caught walking across the street. I hope I haven't ruined your carpet." And I picked up one leg to show that I was still dripping from my shoes. They looked relieved, and one solemnly told me, "It's good you explained that. We've been interviewing candidates all week and have had some odd things happen." The other three nodded. One assured me there was no place on their forms to indicate wetness, so it wouldn't count against me. But I didn't get the job.
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goodideadave wrote:
"It's good you explained that. We've been interviewing candidates all week and have had some odd things happen."
Makes you wonder what they saw that week...
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What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job? (somehow I think I have trump on this one) So the thread below got me thinking and googling ( at my wife :doh: ) and I thought what's the craziest thing I've ever done in a job interview. Then it hit me of something I did do and still got the job. I showed up at job interview for a Senior Programming position with the State of Idaho and I had a Kool-Aid mustache a very big and very bright red Kool-Aid mustache. When I got home my wife took one look at me and with an ashen look on her face said, "So when did you have the Kool-Aid?" I nearly soiled myself on the spot and sprinted to look in the mirror. "Oh Hell!!!" it was so funny as to be absurd we laughed really hard and wrote that interview off completely. A week later I was called and told I got the job. A few months after the fact I asked my boss about the Kool-Aid mustache and he burst out laughing so hard. He summoned the HR manager and the VP of IT into the office and they all told me that my interview had made State history and been sent all over the place in email. I was told that everyone responded that I more than deserved the job and should fit right in. I also learned that without a college degree and no formal training I had posted the highest marks they'd ever had on their skills test besting one with a masters degree and one with 30 years experience in software development. I had... a perfect score. When I asked what got me the job the mustache or the test scores the VP of IT said in a very serious voice, "This place needs a little humor son and that's why your here." and he walked out of the room. I think that has followed me all of my days. The great Kool-Aid interview and I've never been the same. (Many of you will have *NO* trouble believing this story and I promise you on all things I believe holy that this is a true story. I had the brightest red upper lip you could get without lipstick. So it just goes to show that sometimes even though things can go horribly wrong it can work out okay. Next time I interview for a job I'm going to where my wife's underwear outside my dockers and hope for the best. I AM LEGEND!!! :doh:
This did not happen to me but it did happen at the company that I work for. We was interviewing a candidate that had made it past the "board" interview and was interviewing with the company president as sort of a run off. The pres asked the guy if he played any musical instruments. The interviewee replied that he played the "skin flute" and was doing a concert later on that day. He didn't get the job.
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The alpha male felt threatened?
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Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:
alpha male felt threatened
I would think so. The interviewer in Marc's case probably didn't want anyone to solve the sorting problem.
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What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job? (somehow I think I have trump on this one) So the thread below got me thinking and googling ( at my wife :doh: ) and I thought what's the craziest thing I've ever done in a job interview. Then it hit me of something I did do and still got the job. I showed up at job interview for a Senior Programming position with the State of Idaho and I had a Kool-Aid mustache a very big and very bright red Kool-Aid mustache. When I got home my wife took one look at me and with an ashen look on her face said, "So when did you have the Kool-Aid?" I nearly soiled myself on the spot and sprinted to look in the mirror. "Oh Hell!!!" it was so funny as to be absurd we laughed really hard and wrote that interview off completely. A week later I was called and told I got the job. A few months after the fact I asked my boss about the Kool-Aid mustache and he burst out laughing so hard. He summoned the HR manager and the VP of IT into the office and they all told me that my interview had made State history and been sent all over the place in email. I was told that everyone responded that I more than deserved the job and should fit right in. I also learned that without a college degree and no formal training I had posted the highest marks they'd ever had on their skills test besting one with a masters degree and one with 30 years experience in software development. I had... a perfect score. When I asked what got me the job the mustache or the test scores the VP of IT said in a very serious voice, "This place needs a little humor son and that's why your here." and he walked out of the room. I think that has followed me all of my days. The great Kool-Aid interview and I've never been the same. (Many of you will have *NO* trouble believing this story and I promise you on all things I believe holy that this is a true story. I had the brightest red upper lip you could get without lipstick. So it just goes to show that sometimes even though things can go horribly wrong it can work out okay. Next time I interview for a job I'm going to where my wife's underwear outside my dockers and hope for the best. I AM LEGEND!!! :doh:
This happened twice, once I got the job and once I didn't. I had interviews call me wrong in the interview twice: 1) Does C++ support interfaces (no, MS C++ does however) 2) How do you deal with IEEE rounding of Math.Float when End Users expect grade school rounding? (Interviewer to this day still believes there is no difference) Now I just keep my mouth shut in the interview. Proving you have more technical knowledge than the interviewer does not equate to contracts.
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I think the dumbest thing I ever did was, towards the end of a phone interview, the employer said, "why don't you come in at 11 tomorrow for a formal interview?" I replied, "11pm sounds great." Woops. He said in a dumbed down voice, "11 AM!" I felt like a total idiot. But I still got the job, and am still working at that employer. :)
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I always throw that in to lighten the mood. A casual, "PM?", usually gets a chuckle.
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Regarding rules 1 and 2, those represent my biggest fear in any interview - that the interviewer fancies himself some sort of clinical psychologist. Just focus on the work, and what the person can do for the company!
Independent123 wrote:
Regarding rules 1 and 2, those represent my biggest fear in any interview - that the interviewer fancies himself some sort of clinical psychologist.
Well, #1 is just saying don't sit in an interview as if you are knocking one off under the table.
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The alpha male felt threatened?
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:
The alpha male felt threatened?
Perhaps. But what probably got me kicked out was when he told me that, at tax time, they have programmers sleeping in cots for about a month and they never go home. To which my response was, "geez, your development process is that broken???" :-D Marc
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Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:
The alpha male felt threatened?
Perhaps. But what probably got me kicked out was when he told me that, at tax time, they have programmers sleeping in cots for about a month and they never go home. To which my response was, "geez, your development process is that broken???" :-D Marc
:laugh: You turned him into an alpha male! :-D
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I always throw that in to lighten the mood. A casual, "PM?", usually gets a chuckle.
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Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest HemingwayAlways insist on 24-hour time; it's ISO 8601 compliant. :-D
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leckey wrote:
4-12 ounce bottles in one interview
Wow! That is almost 1.5 litres.
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As the interviewer at Intuit told me, I was the only person to ever solve this complex sorting algorithm question that he posed. I did not get the job. Marc
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Independent123 wrote:
Regarding rules 1 and 2, those represent my biggest fear in any interview - that the interviewer fancies himself some sort of clinical psychologist.
Well, #1 is just saying don't sit in an interview as if you are knocking one off under the table.
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
Well, #1 is just saying don't sit in an interview as if you are knocking one off under the table.
Isn't that just saying, "I'm so cool - I can knock one off while answering your questions"?
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
Well, #1 is just saying don't sit in an interview as if you are knocking one off under the table.
Isn't that just saying, "I'm so cool - I can knock one off while answering your questions"?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Isn't that just saying, "I'm so cool - I can knock one off while answering your questions"?
The problem was he couldn't answer the questions. He answered each with an "Uh..." at the start of every answer, and frequenly throughout too. I really felt like offering him a tissue towards the end.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Isn't that just saying, "I'm so cool - I can knock one off while answering your questions"?
The problem was he couldn't answer the questions. He answered each with an "Uh..." at the start of every answer, and frequenly throughout too. I really felt like offering him a tissue towards the end.
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:laugh: :laugh: Did you ever watch the series Big Train? It launched the career of Simon Pegg. One of the episodes had a sketch with a boss coming (pardon the bad pun) into the office and having a go at his staff for abusing their (shall we say knocking one off) privileges. If you haven't had the chance to watch it, it's really worth it.
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Always insist on 24-hour time; it's ISO 8601 compliant. :-D
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Always insist on 24-hour time; it's ISO 8601 compliant
Not here on Mars.
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Yeah, I go through A LOT of water throughout the day. I'm constantly buying bottled water.
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leckey wrote:
I'm constantly buying bottled water.
I take it the tap water where you are is awful (or are you just posh). The worst I've ever tasted was in a hotel just south of Denver. When I was in Spain I always bought bottled water because when I was a child the tour guide on a package I was on was insistant that you didn't drink the tap water in Spain. When I started dating a spanish girl she drank tap water and thought I was being a bit posh for buying bottled. It turns out that the tap water in Spain isn't too bad.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Always insist on 24-hour time; it's ISO 8601 compliant
Not here on Mars.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Not here on Mars
A24 hour Mars bar!!! Wow!!!
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Not here on Mars
A24 hour Mars bar!!! Wow!!!
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
A24 hour Mars bar
Would that be deep fried?
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
A24 hour Mars bar
Would that be deep fried?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Would that be deep fried?
You mean a Mars Bar Fritter? (He said, trying to make it sound more pallatable and upmarket)
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This did not happen to me but it did happen at the company that I work for. We was interviewing a candidate that had made it past the "board" interview and was interviewing with the company president as sort of a run off. The pres asked the guy if he played any musical instruments. The interviewee replied that he played the "skin flute" and was doing a concert later on that day. He didn't get the job.
Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns
Wes Aday wrote:
The interviewee replied that he played the "skin flute" and was doing a concert later on that day.
And I'll bet the interview ended shortly thereafter. UFB (un-belieeeeveable) what people think you want to hear. :sigh:
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