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  • N Nish Nishant

    Martin Marvinski wrote: I was a Christian for about a month and wasn't laid for that period of time either. I know how you feel Dunno how others are gonna take the joke. I thought it was good :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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    Christopher Duncan
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    Hey, there's nothing funny about not getting laid! :) Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)

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    • C Christian Graus

      That's a real shame. What you need now is a hot looking project manager who has an opening. Christian I am completely intolerant of stupidity. Stupidity is, of course, anything that doesn't conform to my way of thinking. - Jamie Hale - 29/05/2002

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      Lost User
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      Christian Graus wrote: What you need now is a hot looking project manager who has an opening. "who has an opening" ROFLMAO!! :laugh: :laugh:

      Mike Mullikin - People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. Soren Kierkegaard

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        Christian Graus wrote: What you need now is a hot looking project manager who has an opening. "who has an opening" ROFLMAO!! :laugh: :laugh:

        Mike Mullikin - People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. Soren Kierkegaard

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        Christian Graus
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        Whoops. Not QUITE what I had in mind..... Christian I am completely intolerant of stupidity. Stupidity is, of course, anything that doesn't conform to my way of thinking. - Jamie Hale - 29/05/2002

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        • J Jon Gohr

          Man what a month (or actually a period of 30 or so days)! Girlfriend broke up with me and now today I just got laid off out of the blue. Sure am glad that I don't have a dog, if I did his days would very likely be numbered! ;) BLAH! Thanks for letting me vent a bit.

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          Roger Wright
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          Things always happen for a reason, usually to make way for a better opportunity. Maybe this means you're going to meet a girl who will pay you for her pleasure! Seriously, though, sorry to hear that... I Drowned Schroedinger's Stupid Cat!

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            Whoops. Not QUITE what I had in mind..... Christian I am completely intolerant of stupidity. Stupidity is, of course, anything that doesn't conform to my way of thinking. - Jamie Hale - 29/05/2002

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            Roger Wright
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            :laugh: Worked out for the best, though, didn't it Christian? I Drowned Schroedinger's Stupid Cat!

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            • R Roger Wright

              Things always happen for a reason, usually to make way for a better opportunity. Maybe this means you're going to meet a girl who will pay you for her pleasure! Seriously, though, sorry to hear that... I Drowned Schroedinger's Stupid Cat!

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              Paul Watson
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              Roger Wright wrote: Maybe this means you're going to meet a girl who will pay you for her pleasure! I *guess* that is one way to solve both his job and girlfriend problems. I guess... err... Roger Wright wrote: Things always happen for a reason, usually to make way for a better opportunity I love the way people can rattle of those words even after someone has just had their whole family slane, their company has gone bust and their house demolished by a faulty gas stove... Stiff upper lip, what, what! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Brian Delahunty wrote: one of my boys on the inside instead of the outside benjymous wrote: All the male CP inhabitants cross their legs in unison

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              • C Christopher Duncan

                Hey, there's nothing funny about not getting laid! :) Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)

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                Roger Allen
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                It may not be funnt, but some of us have to live with it. :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 If I had a quote, it would be a very good one.

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                • J Jon Gohr

                  Man what a month (or actually a period of 30 or so days)! Girlfriend broke up with me and now today I just got laid off out of the blue. Sure am glad that I don't have a dog, if I did his days would very likely be numbered! ;) BLAH! Thanks for letting me vent a bit.

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                  KaRl
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                  A girl leaves and ten friends returns I believe we have to face a fixed number of bad moments during our life. Each time one happens, it's one less. You're lucky in a way, 2 of them are now belonging to your past ;) Quand ils m'ont enfermé J'étais jeune et innocent Je suis un évadé Qu'ils n'auront jamais vivant Ludwig Von 88, "Je suis un évadé"

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                  • J Jon Gohr

                    Man what a month (or actually a period of 30 or so days)! Girlfriend broke up with me and now today I just got laid off out of the blue. Sure am glad that I don't have a dog, if I did his days would very likely be numbered! ;) BLAH! Thanks for letting me vent a bit.

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                    I know you were just kidding about the dog, but it kinda raises an interesting point. No matter what happens to you, your dog (if you have one and treat him reasonably well) is the only true friend you have. No hidden agendas, no special requirements, and no money needs to change hands. All of this, yet we still have the "I'm so mad I'm gonna go home and kick my dog" joke. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                    • J Jon Gohr

                      Man what a month (or actually a period of 30 or so days)! Girlfriend broke up with me and now today I just got laid off out of the blue. Sure am glad that I don't have a dog, if I did his days would very likely be numbered! ;) BLAH! Thanks for letting me vent a bit.

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                      Kevnar
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                      Your life is a country song, dude. Keep an eye on your truck....:eek:

                      "I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" -xterm

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                      • J Jon Gohr

                        Man what a month (or actually a period of 30 or so days)! Girlfriend broke up with me and now today I just got laid off out of the blue. Sure am glad that I don't have a dog, if I did his days would very likely be numbered! ;) BLAH! Thanks for letting me vent a bit.

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                        Brian Delahunty
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                        Sorry to hear the bad news. I hope things work out for you. :-)


                        "When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks] "It's The Soapbox; topics are optional" Shog 9

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