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  • K KaRl

    A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.[^]

    When they kick at your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun?

    Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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    soap brain
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    Divorcing huh...I guess he didn't find it a turn-on then...

    "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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      That is hilarous. Married 14 years, I bet he spent the prior 12 complaining on the lack of sex and the fact she wouldn't do X or Y.

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      KaRl
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      I cannot understand how people can get married without both enjoying their sexual life - and if possible together. Am I the only one to find obvious that sexual fulfillment is a key condition for a couple to last?

      Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first; nationalism, when hate for people other than your own comes first Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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      • K KaRl

        I cannot understand how people can get married without both enjoying their sexual life - and if possible together. Am I the only one to find obvious that sexual fulfillment is a key condition for a couple to last?

        Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first; nationalism, when hate for people other than your own comes first Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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        Mike Gaskey
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        K(arl) wrote:

        Am I the only one to find obvious that sexual fulfillment is a key condition for a couple to last?

        Nope. Count me as another.

        Mike The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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        • K KaRl

          I cannot understand how people can get married without both enjoying their sexual life - and if possible together. Am I the only one to find obvious that sexual fulfillment is a key condition for a couple to last?

          Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first; nationalism, when hate for people other than your own comes first Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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          Paul Watson
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          K(arl) wrote:

          Am I the only one to find obvious that sexual fulfillment is a key condition for a couple to last?

          I am confused. Don't you live in France?

          regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

          Andy Brummer wrote:

          Watson's law: As an online discussion of cars grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Bugatti Veyron approaches one.

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            Divorcing huh...I guess he didn't find it a turn-on then...

            "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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            scottgp
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            Maybe he was mad because she was charging him much more at home?

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              K(arl) wrote:

              Am I the only one to find obvious that sexual fulfillment is a key condition for a couple to last?

              I am confused. Don't you live in France?

              regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

              Andy Brummer wrote:

              Watson's law: As an online discussion of cars grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Bugatti Veyron approaches one.

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              KaRl
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              Yes, and I wear a beret and have a baguette under my arm :rolleyes: It's like everywhere, many people live together for some bad reasons.

              Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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              • K KaRl

                Yes, and I wear a beret and have a baguette under my arm :rolleyes: It's like everywhere, many people live together for some bad reasons.

                Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                Paul Watson
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                What about the onions and the bicycle? Can't be French without them!

                regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

                Andy Brummer wrote:

                Watson's law: As an online discussion of cars grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Bugatti Veyron approaches one.

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                • K KaRl

                  I cannot understand how people can get married without both enjoying their sexual life - and if possible together. Am I the only one to find obvious that sexual fulfillment is a key condition for a couple to last?

                  Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first; nationalism, when hate for people other than your own comes first Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                  Stan Shannon
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                  I think sexual fulfillment is the consequence of a happy relationship, not the cause of it. Defining 'sexual fulfillment' as some kind of essential goal in life is kind of like defining a good bowell movement in the same way. It isn't something you actually can fulfill except in the most temporary of ways.

                  Please excuse my refusal to participate in the suicide of western civilization

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                  • S Stan Shannon

                    I think sexual fulfillment is the consequence of a happy relationship, not the cause of it. Defining 'sexual fulfillment' as some kind of essential goal in life is kind of like defining a good bowell movement in the same way. It isn't something you actually can fulfill except in the most temporary of ways.

                    Please excuse my refusal to participate in the suicide of western civilization

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                    Lost User
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                    Stan Shannon wrote:

                    Defining 'sexual fulfillment' as some kind of essential goal in life is kind of like defining a good bowell movement in the same way

                    Well, he is French. They are kind of obsessed with sex, relationships, infidelity and so on.

                    Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                    • S soap brain

                      Divorcing huh...I guess he didn't find it a turn-on then...

                      "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                      Yeah, she refused to refund him her share of the house keeping money for the past 5 years...

                      Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                      • S Stan Shannon

                        I think sexual fulfillment is the consequence of a happy relationship, not the cause of it. Defining 'sexual fulfillment' as some kind of essential goal in life is kind of like defining a good bowell movement in the same way. It isn't something you actually can fulfill except in the most temporary of ways.

                        Please excuse my refusal to participate in the suicide of western civilization

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                        Shog9 0
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                        Stan Shannon wrote:

                        Defining 'sexual fulfillment' as some kind of essential goal in life is kind of like defining a good bowell movement in the same way. It isn't something you actually can fulfill except in the most temporary of ways.

                        ...But go too long without one, and everything else starts to seem less important... :rolleyes:

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                        • S soap brain

                          Divorcing huh...I guess he didn't find it a turn-on then...

                          "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                          Maybe the problem was culinary - once he reflected upon what he'd been eating for the last dozen years. . . .

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                            What about the onions and the bicycle? Can't be French without them!

                            regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

                            Andy Brummer wrote:

                            Watson's law: As an online discussion of cars grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Bugatti Veyron approaches one.

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                            KaRl
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                            Bicycle? Nah, bicycle is for Netherlanders - IMO a two-wheeled vehicle without an engine is a heresy :)

                            When they kick at your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun?

                            Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                              I think sexual fulfillment is the consequence of a happy relationship, not the cause of it. Defining 'sexual fulfillment' as some kind of essential goal in life is kind of like defining a good bowell movement in the same way. It isn't something you actually can fulfill except in the most temporary of ways.

                              Please excuse my refusal to participate in the suicide of western civilization

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                              KaRl
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                              Stan Shannon wrote:

                              I think sexual fulfillment is the consequence of a happy relationship, not the cause of it

                              Being that old and that naive... ;-P IMO of there's no sexual fulfillment, then there's no happy relationship, just some happy 'let live our problems together - I fit yours as you fit mine'. It's not happiness to me.

                              Stan Shannon wrote:

                              Defining 'sexual fulfillment' as some kind of essential goal

                              Not a goal, but a condition. And don't forget the 'shared'. Both should enjoy their sexual life, it's a condition sine qua none for a happy couple. A couple claiming being happy without sex is IMO neurotic.

                              The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                Stan Shannon wrote:

                                Defining 'sexual fulfillment' as some kind of essential goal in life is kind of like defining a good bowell movement in the same way

                                Well, he is French. They are kind of obsessed with sex, relationships, infidelity and so on.

                                Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                fat_boy wrote:

                                They are kind of obsessed with sex, relationships, infidelity and so on

                                And proud of it :-D I think the term 'Latin' would fit better than 'French'. IMO we share these characteristics with our southern neighbors.

                                The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                  I think sexual fulfillment is the consequence of a happy relationship, not the cause of it. Defining 'sexual fulfillment' as some kind of essential goal in life is kind of like defining a good bowell movement in the same way. It isn't something you actually can fulfill except in the most temporary of ways.

                                  Please excuse my refusal to participate in the suicide of western civilization

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                                  peterchen
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                                  Stan Shannon wrote:

                                  the consequence of a happy relationship, not the cause of it

                                  5 (I think there are a few exceptions to that rule, but still)

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                                  • K KaRl

                                    Bicycle? Nah, bicycle is for Netherlanders - IMO a two-wheeled vehicle without an engine is a heresy :)

                                    When they kick at your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun?

                                    Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                    Colin Angus Mackay
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                                    K(arl) wrote:

                                    bicycle is for Netherlanders

                                    Just don't talk to them about it. They won't stop complaining that the Germans stole their bicycles in 1945. Sheesh!

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                                    • S Stan Shannon

                                      I think sexual fulfillment is the consequence of a happy relationship, not the cause of it. Defining 'sexual fulfillment' as some kind of essential goal in life is kind of like defining a good bowell movement in the same way. It isn't something you actually can fulfill except in the most temporary of ways.

                                      Please excuse my refusal to participate in the suicide of western civilization

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                                      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                      I see obstacles on the horizon for a happy relationship, if the thought of having sex makes you want wash the dishes instead. If it's right, it's right. If it isn't, the relationship is bound to fade away rather quickly.

                                      -- Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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                                        Maybe the problem was culinary - once he reflected upon what he'd been eating for the last dozen years. . . .

                                        Jon Information doesn't want to be free. It wants to be sixty-nine cents @ pound.

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                                        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                        Eww...

                                        -- Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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                                        • K KaRl

                                          fat_boy wrote:

                                          They are kind of obsessed with sex, relationships, infidelity and so on

                                          And proud of it :-D I think the term 'Latin' would fit better than 'French'. IMO we share these characteristics with our southern neighbors.

                                          The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                          CataclysmicQuantum
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                                          K(arl) wrote:

                                          And proud of it

                                          You get less ass than Tim Craig.

                                          Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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