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  • O Oakman

    I suspect that the only ass you've ever gotten had 4 legs, long ears and a tail. And she kept braying, "Too small!"

    Jon Information doesn't want to be free. It wants to be sixty-nine cents @ pound.

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    Paul Conrad
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    Oakman wrote:

    I suspect that the only ass you've ever gotten had 4 legs, long ears and a tail. And she kept braying, "Too small!"

    That is bad :laugh::laugh::laugh:

    "Find it your bloody self - immediately!" - Dave Kreskowiak

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    • S soap brain

      Good comeback. :doh: Bad comeback.

      "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

      modified on Thursday, January 10, 2008 10:59:53 PM

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      Demon Possessed
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      Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

      Good comeback.

      He will probably think you are being serious.

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        Oakman wrote:

        I suspect that the only ass you've ever gotten had 4 legs, long ears and a tail. And she kept braying, "Too small!"

        That is bad :laugh::laugh::laugh:

        "Find it your bloody self - immediately!" - Dave Kreskowiak

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        Oakman
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        Paul Conrad wrote:

        That is bad

        That's what the poor female donkey was thinking, too.

        Jon Information doesn't want to be free. It wants to be sixty-nine cents @ pound.

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        • O Oakman

          Paul Conrad wrote:

          That is bad

          That's what the poor female donkey was thinking, too.

          Jon Information doesn't want to be free. It wants to be sixty-nine cents @ pound.

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          Demon Possessed
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          Oakman wrote:

          That's what the poor female donkey was thinking, too.

          You sure it was a female? :laugh:

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          • C CataclysmicQuantum

            You get no ass.

            Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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            CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

            You get no ass.

            There's no shortage when you're around

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            • P Patrick Etc

              Oakman wrote:

              When I think of all my friends and acquaintances who have been married for a long time, I can name only two couples who are still happily in love. And with the exception of those two, the dozen or so people I know well enough to call really happy are all single and planning on staying that way.

              Personally I think permanent monogamy is a bit unnatural, considering our evolutionary pressures. True, we build societies to attempt to overcome those pressures (and have been for 10's of thousands of years, this isn't a recent thing) but it's always going to be there. It's why infidelity is so common. I too know a couple of guys who are well past the point you'd expect them to marry, are single, and happy to be so. They don't seem to genuinely feel like they're missing anything. I even know a couple of women who are the same way, well into their 40's.


              It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

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              leckey 0
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              I can understand the question of monagamy. I used to joke that it's still Corn Flakes everyday. You can add sugar, strawberries...but it's still Corn Flakes. If you both decide as a couple to maybe try, say, Fruit Loops, then try it together. But don't be sneaking Cookie Crunch behind your spouse's back. I think the infidelity comes from not communicating what you need from the other. Many women feel they are not appreciated, so maybe they stray to someone who showers them with extra attention and makes them feel important. Maybe a guy isn't communicating his feelings and it just looks like sex to the woman. he might stray to someone who makes him feel like the hero. Kori and I argue but there are a couple of things I have found that are the foundation to our 12 years. 1. Learn to admit fault. Hard to do, but sometimes saying, "Yeah, that was wrong of me" goes a long way. Your partner will respect you for it because he/she knows how hard it is. 2. Learn to laugh at yourself. Sometimes you can end the tension by just cracking a joke at your own expense. 3. Discuss the behavior, not the person. Say, "It bothers me when you do this ___." Attacking the person is wrong and gets you nowhere. Your spouse may show idiotic behavior, but you would not be together if they were really an idiot. 4. Don't hide what is bothering you--don't let it stew. I know this is a problem for lots of women. 5. At the end of the day, meet in the middle. If it were up to my husband we'd have sex 5 times a week but I'm not a 19 year old college student anymore. He's learned that I'm more like a sine wave rather than a linear straight line. He's learned to wait a couple days for my wave to go up and the sex is way better. Sorry if that is too graphic but I think that's a problem between men and women.

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              • S soap brain

                Good comeback. :doh: Bad comeback.

                "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

                modified on Thursday, January 10, 2008 10:59:53 PM

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                CataclysmicQuantum
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                Bad kid. Go do your homework.

                Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                  CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                  You get no ass.

                  There's no shortage when you're around

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                  CataclysmicQuantum
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                  I'm a dick. You all are the ass.

                  Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                    Bad kid. Go do your homework.

                    Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                    soap brain
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                    Cheap shot. Don't think you have the authority to discipline me.

                    "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                      I'm a dick. You all are the ass.

                      Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                      Demon Possessed
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                      CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                      I'm a dick.

                      No, you are this site's bitch. One has to wonder why you keep coming back here. Is this the only attention you ever get?

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                      • S soap brain

                        Cheap shot. Don't think you have the authority to discipline me.

                        "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                        CataclysmicQuantum
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                        Do you want to me contact your parents?

                        Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                        • D Demon Possessed

                          CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                          I'm a dick.

                          No, you are this site's bitch. One has to wonder why you keep coming back here. Is this the only attention you ever get?

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                          CataclysmicQuantum
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                          I'm nobodies bitch.

                          Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                          • P Patrick Etc

                            Oakman wrote:

                            When I think of all my friends and acquaintances who have been married for a long time, I can name only two couples who are still happily in love. And with the exception of those two, the dozen or so people I know well enough to call really happy are all single and planning on staying that way.

                            Personally I think permanent monogamy is a bit unnatural, considering our evolutionary pressures. True, we build societies to attempt to overcome those pressures (and have been for 10's of thousands of years, this isn't a recent thing) but it's always going to be there. It's why infidelity is so common. I too know a couple of guys who are well past the point you'd expect them to marry, are single, and happy to be so. They don't seem to genuinely feel like they're missing anything. I even know a couple of women who are the same way, well into their 40's.


                            It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

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                            Oakman
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                            Patrick Sears wrote:

                            Personally I think permanent monogamy is a bit unnatural

                            I think that the rule these days in the US of A for couples is a serial more-or-less monogamy, each ending with infidelity by at least one partner, followed by a period of relative promiscuity - or a tearful re-commitment

                            Patrick Sears wrote:

                            we build societies to attempt to overcome those pressures (and have been for 10's of thousands of years, this isn't a recent thing)

                            Well society has pretty much defined "relationships" as families, i.e. child-bearing and -raising groupings. Sex is the glue that binds the man and woman together during the relatively unstable period before they have children. But I believe that most couples will tell you that sex becomes far less important to them, singly and together, when there are small kids to raise. Couples that choose to remain childless are an anomaly and (I believe) far more likely to split, sooner or later. Again, this is my observation based on my experience - your mileage may vary.

                            Jon Information doesn't want to be free. It wants to be sixty-nine cents @ pound.

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                              I'm nobodies bitch.

                              Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                              Demon Possessed
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                              You get slapped around like one every time you come here.

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                              • C CataclysmicQuantum

                                Do you want to me contact your parents?

                                Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                soap brain
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                                What would you tell them?

                                "There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass." - W. C. Fields

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                                  You get slapped around like one every time you come here.

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                                  CataclysmicQuantum
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                                  No I don't, you think replying to my messages is slapping me but its like being stung by a mosquito in a video game.

                                  Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                    No I don't, you think replying to my messages is slapping me but its like being stung by a mosquito in a video game.

                                    Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                    Demon Possessed
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                                    CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                    its like being stung by a mosquito in a video game.

                                    You are just saying that for your own benefit, otherwise you wouldn't flip out and start making death threats when someone hits a nerve.

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                                    • C CataclysmicQuantum

                                      Do you want to me contact your parents?

                                      Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                      Demon Possessed
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                                      Even if you were intelligent enough to find their contact info, you would probably just make them concerned that Ravel was online talking to a little creep like you.

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                                        CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                        its like being stung by a mosquito in a video game.

                                        You are just saying that for your own benefit, otherwise you wouldn't flip out and start making death threats when someone hits a nerve.

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                                        CataclysmicQuantum
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                                        I'll kill you you're a fucking piece of shit.

                                        Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                        • C CataclysmicQuantum

                                          No I don't, you think replying to my messages is slapping me but its like being stung by a mosquito in a video game.

                                          Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                          Oakman
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                                          CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                          you think replying to my messages is slapping me

                                          Actually most folks don't really care about you at all, they simply use your latest pedestrian vulgarity as a springboard to demonstrate their cleverness and wit to each other. What you actually say or think is no more important to them than the feelings a trampoline might have is to a gymnast.

                                          Jon Information doesn't want to be free. It wants to be sixty-nine cents @ pound.

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