Is the jobs forum deceased?
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Have you ever seen what happens when you turn a cranky Chihuahua loose in a room full of server hamsters? :-D
Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Coming soon: Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua! www.PracticalUSA.com
Christopher Duncan wrote:
Have you ever seen what happens when you turn a cranky Chihuahua loose in a room full of server hamsters?
The hamsters prepare the Chihuahua with a nice honey glaze?
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long
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No, I also remember a job board, so it's definitely not due to all the pot and LSD you hippies where using back in the 60's and 70's :)
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Although I could be wrong, I thought there used to be a place for people to post jobs. Had a recruiter call me today looking for an Access / VBA guy and I suggested she post it on CP as I'm sure there are at least a few Atlanta folks hanging out here. However, much to my embarrassment, I don't see such a message board. Has it been removed, or is my memory once again faulty and subject to the indiscretions of my youth? :)
Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Coming soon: Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua! www.PracticalUSA.com
Looks like it's still under construction: http://www.codeproject.com/script/Jobs/Latest.aspx[^]
Jon Sagara On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where'd you get that banana? -- Mitch Hedberg .NET Blog | Personal Blog | Articles
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Although I could be wrong, I thought there used to be a place for people to post jobs. Had a recruiter call me today looking for an Access / VBA guy and I suggested she post it on CP as I'm sure there are at least a few Atlanta folks hanging out here. However, much to my embarrassment, I don't see such a message board. Has it been removed, or is my memory once again faulty and subject to the indiscretions of my youth? :)
Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Coming soon: Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua! www.PracticalUSA.com
I'm still surprised there are Access jobs with as simple as .NET as made development and the existence of SQL Server Express Edition. (Sometimes when I am bored I email those Access people and pitch them on a migration; never works though :p)
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I'm still surprised there are Access jobs with as simple as .NET as made development and the existence of SQL Server Express Edition. (Sometimes when I am bored I email those Access people and pitch them on a migration; never works though :p)
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest HemingwayTwo words: Government Job. :)
Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Coming soon: Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua! www.PracticalUSA.com
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Is coke really associated with Gen X'ers? I would have thought to associate that more with the 80/90s Yuppies than Gen X.
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Not that I've ever been in to 'recreational chemistry', but I think it would go something like this: 60's: Marijuana 70's: Early, LSD; later heroin and disco 80's: Cocaine (powder) 90's: Ecstasy, other 'club' drugs 00's: Double-mocha half-caff latte's with a twist of lemon
Software Zen:
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Have you ever seen what happens when you turn a cranky Chihuahua loose in a room full of server hamsters? :-D
Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Coming soon: Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua! www.PracticalUSA.com
You get hamsters that walk funny and a Chihuahua smoking a cigarette?
Software Zen:
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You! Hell you're still[^] wearing John Lennon glasses! :)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
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Looks like it's still under construction: http://www.codeproject.com/script/Jobs/Latest.aspx[^]
Jon Sagara On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where'd you get that banana? -- Mitch Hedberg .NET Blog | Personal Blog | Articles
Am I the only one who saw that ad "Find your geek" and thought, wow a dating site just for geeks!
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Not that I've ever been in to 'recreational chemistry', but I think it would go something like this: 60's: Marijuana 70's: Early, LSD; later heroin and disco 80's: Cocaine (powder) 90's: Ecstasy, other 'club' drugs 00's: Double-mocha half-caff latte's with a twist of lemon
Software Zen:
delete this;OK. Anybody else willing to join me to form an intervention for Gary? It seems he's got his drugs down pat across the ages :laugh:
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib "Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"
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You get hamsters that walk funny and a Chihuahua smoking a cigarette?
Software Zen:
delete this;What happens if the hamsters gang up on the pooch? :~
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib "Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"
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OK. Anybody else willing to join me to form an intervention for Gary? It seems he's got his drugs down pat across the ages :laugh:
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib "Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"
Ahh, don't make fun - he's just reminiscing about the good 'ol days! :)
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Ahh, don't make fun - he's just reminiscing about the good 'ol days! :)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
Aw heck, I envy him ;)
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib "Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"
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OK. Anybody else willing to join me to form an intervention for Gary? It seems he's got his drugs down pat across the ages :laugh:
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib "Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
his drugs down pat across the ages
Watch it, youngster. The only drugs I ever abused were nicotine X| X| X| X| and caffeine :sigh:. I quit smoking a long time ago (January 1, 1991, woo-hoo!), but I still can't completely give up the caffeine.
Software Zen:
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What happens if the hamsters gang up on the pooch? :~
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib "Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"
The expression running a train comes to mind... :~ Peace!
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
his drugs down pat across the ages
Watch it, youngster. The only drugs I ever abused were nicotine X| X| X| X| and caffeine :sigh:. I quit smoking a long time ago (January 1, 1991, woo-hoo!), but I still can't completely give up the caffeine.
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary Wheeler wrote:
Watch it, youngster.
Watching it...
Gary Wheeler wrote:
The only drugs I ever abused were nicotine and caffeine . I quit smoking a long time ago (January 1, 1991, woo-hoo!), but I still can't completely give up the caffeine.
I hear ya. I quit smoking two years ago and that was something I can't thank my wife enough for that. Ditto on the caffeine :sigh:
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib "Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"
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The expression running a train comes to mind... :~ Peace!
-=- James
Please rate this message - let me know if I helped or not! * * *If you think it costs a lot to do it right, just wait until you find out how much it costs to do it wrong!
Remember that Professional Driver on Closed Course does not mean your Dumb Ass on a Public Road!
See DeleteFXPFiles:laugh::laugh::laugh:
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib "Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
his drugs down pat across the ages
Watch it, youngster. The only drugs I ever abused were nicotine X| X| X| X| and caffeine :sigh:. I quit smoking a long time ago (January 1, 1991, woo-hoo!), but I still can't completely give up the caffeine.
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary Wheeler wrote:
The only drugs I ever abused were
I never abused any of 'em. I was very kind and respectful - at least I think i was, it's a little hard to remember, everything seems a little smokey. . .
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You! Hell you're still[^] wearing John Lennon glasses! :)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
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Looks like it's still under construction: http://www.codeproject.com/script/Jobs/Latest.aspx[^]
Jon Sagara On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where'd you get that banana? -- Mitch Hedberg .NET Blog | Personal Blog | Articles
