JOTD
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This jew prays to God that he wins the lottery. Every Sunday Morning he checks the winning numbers in the Sunday Times. Every Sunday he doesn't win. He goes to pray to God and asks him for a reason. The jew says "God, why have you forsaken me? Why don't I win the lottery" God responds "You need to meet me half way... you need to buy a ticket!"
Heard it before about a Scotsman...did you know that copper wire was invented by two Scotsmen fighting over a penny?
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Heard it before about a Scotsman...did you know that copper wire was invented by two Scotsmen fighting over a penny?
Yes, and the Big Hole of Kimberly[^] was caused by a Jew dropping a penny down a rabbit hole. Oh the irony :wtf: That link came up second on a Google for "Kimberly hole".
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Yes, and the Big Hole of Kimberly[^] was caused by a Jew dropping a penny down a rabbit hole. Oh the irony :wtf: That link came up second on a Google for "Kimberly hole".
Are you in particulalrly anti-semitic mood today or are you generally just a racist?
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Are you in particulalrly anti-semitic mood today or are you generally just a racist?
I'm actually never eithe:->r.
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Are you in particulalrly anti-semitic mood today or are you generally just a racist?
Would your response been the same had they been talking about Muslims?
Cheers, Vikram.
"I will put my new found knolage to good use" - Captain See Sharp. "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed." - Gary Wheeler.
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This jew prays to God that he wins the lottery. Every Sunday Morning he checks the winning numbers in the Sunday Times. Every Sunday he doesn't win. He goes to pray to God and asks him for a reason. The jew says "God, why have you forsaken me? Why don't I win the lottery" God responds "You need to meet me half way... you need to buy a ticket!"
Ive heard this joke a bunch of times before, never once with the person being a jew or a scot. I dont see the relevance of either (assumingly money-pinching). I have however heard the joke as an irishman. This is assuming that the irishman was too stupid to buy a ticket. It just goes to show that you can turn any joke into whatever racist meaning you so choose, as long as it started off with some sort of racist message.
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Would your response been the same had they been talking about Muslims?
Cheers, Vikram.
"I will put my new found knolage to good use" - Captain See Sharp. "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed." - Gary Wheeler.
Yes it would as the context is all wrong: there's a difference between racist mockery and expounding a strongly held opinion.
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Yes, and the Big Hole of Kimberly[^] was caused by a Jew dropping a penny down a rabbit hole. Oh the irony :wtf: That link came up second on a Google for "Kimberly hole".
Brady Kelly wrote:
That link came up second on a Google for "Kimberly hole".
I'd say that's not irony but a miracle. I would expect a plethora of results of a different kind. Google has a tendency to ignore your punctuation and sometimes add it's own. At the least, I'd expect a link for "Did you mean Kimberly's hole?" ;P
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Brady Kelly wrote:
That link came up second on a Google for "Kimberly hole".
I'd say that's not irony but a miracle. I would expect a plethora of results of a different kind. Google has a tendency to ignore your punctuation and sometimes add it's own. At the least, I'd expect a link for "Did you mean Kimberly's hole?" ;P
Try code model generation tools at BoneSoft.com.
Yes, but the link is to Jewish Web South Africa.
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Ive heard this joke a bunch of times before, never once with the person being a jew or a scot. I dont see the relevance of either (assumingly money-pinching). I have however heard the joke as an irishman. This is assuming that the irishman was too stupid to buy a ticket. It just goes to show that you can turn any joke into whatever racist meaning you so choose, as long as it started off with some sort of racist message.
J4amieC wrote:
It just goes to show that you can turn any joke into whatever racist meaning you so choose, as long as it started off with some sort of racist message
Careful, you are making much too good sense for this thread.
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