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  • C Cristian Amarie

    "Pinocchio receives 3 apples and eats 2. How many apples remains?" "One." "Incorrect. The result is undefined." "Why??" "Because you don't know how may apples Pinocchio had before. He didn't initialized the number of existing apples in his constructor." :laugh:

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    It looks like it's time for you to take some hollidays :rolleyes:

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      It looks like it's time for you to take some hollidays :rolleyes:

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      Cristian Amarie
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      ... it's that bad? :)

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      • C Cristian Amarie

        "Pinocchio receives 3 apples and eats 2. How many apples remains?" "One." "Incorrect. The result is undefined." "Why??" "Because you don't know how may apples Pinocchio had before. He didn't initialized the number of existing apples in his constructor." :laugh:

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        Cristian Amarie wrote:

        He didn't initialized the number of existing apples in his constructor.

        He cannot do that. Geppetto is the constructor. :-D

        If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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        • CPalliniC CPallini

          Cristian Amarie wrote:

          He didn't initialized the number of existing apples in his constructor.

          He cannot do that. Geppetto is the constructor. :-D

          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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          CPallini wrote:

          He cannot do that. Geppetto is the constructor

          But can Geppetto construct Pinochio with or without a number of apples?

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          • O Oakman

            CPallini wrote:

            He cannot do that. Geppetto is the constructor

            But can Geppetto construct Pinochio with or without a number of apples?

            Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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            leppie
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            I think he used wood, today, he probably regrets it, and would opt much rather for a aluminum and carbon-fiber space frame.

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            • O Oakman

              CPallini wrote:

              He cannot do that. Geppetto is the constructor

              But can Geppetto construct Pinochio with or without a number of apples?

              Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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              CPallini
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              I think he used seasoned wood, hence no apples. :laugh: BTW was Pinocchio. :)

              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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              • CPalliniC CPallini

                I think he used seasoned wood, hence no apples. :laugh: BTW was Pinocchio. :)

                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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                CPallini wrote:

                I think he used seasoned wood, hence no apples

                No apples means he'll be a disappointment in the bed module,even after his humanity factor is increased.

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                • O Oakman

                  CPallini wrote:

                  I think he used seasoned wood, hence no apples

                  No apples means he'll be a disappointment in the bed module,even after his humanity factor is increased.

                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                  CPallini
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                  Indeed. :-D I was tempted to post a quite similar observation but then I gave up :rolleyes: .

                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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                  • O Oakman

                    CPallini wrote:

                    I think he used seasoned wood, hence no apples

                    No apples means he'll be a disappointment in the bed module,even after his humanity factor is increased.

                    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                    stevepqr
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                    No apples but lots of wood ;P

                    Apathy Rules - I suppose...

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                      No apples but lots of wood ;P

                      Apathy Rules - I suppose...

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                      Steve_pqr wrote:

                      No apples but lots of wood

                      I guess we've gone about as far as we can go with the wood, before Chris chops it off and sends us to the Soapbox.

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