Churchill was a myth, Sherlock Holmes was real, and Charles Dickens is a work of fiction
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There are people who think we went to the moon, others who still think Elvis is Dead and some who even believe that the Gulf War had nothing to do with oil. I personally believe that Robin Hood existed, I have seen all his films. Winston Churchill was invented by Clement Atlee in order to win the war and John Cleese was funny once. I know others think I may be mad, but honestly there was this one scene in a Monty Python where Cleese was hilarious. :)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
but honestly there was this one scene in a Monty Python where Cleese was hilarious.
:~ I find Monty Python to be hilarious.. from which side of the pond do you hail?
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein
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:wtf: If you're not being facetious could you give some sort of citation/explanation for that statement?
Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull
dan neely wrote:
If you're not being facetious could you give some sort of citation/explanation for that statement?
Abeka books, Gandhi led his people away from the correct path damning his people and his country forever. Had he simply let them all die he would have been kinder than destroying his people and his country by leading them to independance from the British empire and the Christian church....
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Please tell me you forgot to use the joke icon. Please. Gandhi? Somebody who, literally, did not hurt a fly? Did they get him mixed up with somebody else from the subcontinent? Even Jinnah wasn't on the scale of Hitler.
Cheers, Vikram.
"I will put my new found knolage to good use" - Captain See Sharp. "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed." - Gary Wheeler.
Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:
Please tell me you forgot to use the joke icon.
I really wish I had. It made me physically ill to read it. It was the most horrible basterdization of history I have ever read, ever, EVER. I asked my wife about it later, saying it made me ill to read that, and worse that it was taught to kids as history. She said simply, "by someone's perspective it could be true, right?"
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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fat_boy wrote:
About 30% still believe in man made global warming.
About 89.154% of all statistics are "made-up" at the time of argument.
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. Codeproject.com: Visual C++ MVP
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dan neely wrote:
If you're not being facetious could you give some sort of citation/explanation for that statement?
Abeka books, Gandhi led his people away from the correct path damning his people and his country forever. Had he simply let them all die he would have been kinder than destroying his people and his country by leading them to independance from the British empire and the Christian church....
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
El Corazon wrote:
Abeka books
Is this some sort of bi-hemispherectomy required fundamentalist drivel?
Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull
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First of all, :zzz: Second of all, there's a wide difference between debating an issue whose science is not settled, and debating whether someone of whom there are thousands of pictures and recorded speeches, existed.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein
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Dalek Dave wrote:
but honestly there was this one scene in a Monty Python where Cleese was hilarious.
:~ I find Monty Python to be hilarious.. from which side of the pond do you hail?
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein
A lot of MP humor doesn't translate well on the western side. Quest for the Holy Grail and The Life of Brian worked, but all of the short MP stuff I've seen left me with varying degrees of :wtf:
Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull
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El Corazon wrote:
Abeka books
Is this some sort of bi-hemispherectomy required fundamentalist drivel?
Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull
dan neely wrote:
Is this some sort of bi-hemispherectomy required fundamentalist drivel?
I have already said too much.... sorry, but I had to vent. It has beeen making me angry and hurt and ill alternately since I read it. Luckily it was short, basically laid full blame on all deaths during the independance of India square on Gandhi's shoulders as well as the future destruction of the entire country. There were kinder things said about some pretty infamous people. anyhow I have already said too much for the lounge... sorry. It still bothers me though....
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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A lot of MP humor doesn't translate well on the western side. Quest for the Holy Grail and The Life of Brian worked, but all of the short MP stuff I've seen left me with varying degrees of :wtf:
Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull
I don't know. I love the movies and I've seen most of Flying Circus. I love it all. I even bought a Monty Python music CD. And I'm on the western side of the pond. A lot of my friends feel the same way too. Just like everything else, it all depends on the person/people watching.
Have faith in yourself; amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic.
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A lot of MP humor doesn't translate well on the western side. Quest for the Holy Grail and The Life of Brian worked, but all of the short MP stuff I've seen left me with varying degrees of :wtf:
Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull
dan neely wrote:
Quest for the Holy Grail and The Life of Brian worked, but all of the short MP stuff I've seen left me with varying degrees of :wtf:
Hmm.. I think I've seen the majority of everything Cleese has done. I find his work overwhelmingly hilarious, but maybe that's just Cleese himself - able to evoke a humor that Americans will also understand, even though the humor is British. I've seen most of Flying Circus, I even took a liking to Faulty Towers for awhile (not that they made many episodes, so I probably only missed a few).
dan neely wrote:
A lot of MP humor doesn't translate well on the western side.
That's probably true. I happen to have a basic understanding of British politics though, so I think I'm able to get jokes that alot of Americans don't.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein
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Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:
Please tell me you forgot to use the joke icon.
I really wish I had. It made me physically ill to read it. It was the most horrible basterdization of history I have ever read, ever, EVER. I asked my wife about it later, saying it made me ill to read that, and worse that it was taught to kids as history. She said simply, "by someone's perspective it could be true, right?"
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Sorry, your wife just lost some respect in my eyes. X| Also, if this is some fundamentalist literature, I can understand. Even I've seen some of it, and it ain't pretty.... On a lighter note, you may want to keep your wife away from fat boy - that 'Truth depends on your perspective' thing.... :-D
Cheers, Vikram.
"I will put my new found knolage to good use" - Captain See Sharp. "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed." - Gary Wheeler.
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Sorry, your wife just lost some respect in my eyes. X| Also, if this is some fundamentalist literature, I can understand. Even I've seen some of it, and it ain't pretty.... On a lighter note, you may want to keep your wife away from fat boy - that 'Truth depends on your perspective' thing.... :-D
Cheers, Vikram.
"I will put my new found knolage to good use" - Captain See Sharp. "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed." - Gary Wheeler.
Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:
Sorry, your wife just lost some respect in my eyes.
She wanted to keep the status quo and not rock the boat. The school is the best in the area. Which I guess is saying something about the area. My step-son is top honors at the school and basically leaves the school behind. In fact he is representing the state in a regional spelling bee in three weeks. That is to our benefit. He asks questions, I answer them, though I may get an evil eye on the rare occasion. She just doesn't want him to get kicked out of school, so I am cautious not to say too much. But that was hard to take.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)